I hereby now and forever officially dub thee, President Drone.
Yes–President Obama is now “President Drone” (and this IS how World Leaders view President Obama). So— can the Republican and Conservative opponents for the White House stop being “piddly” ? Can you stop acting like school girls? (Stop acting like the piddly school girls in the silly high school movie “Mean Girls” ?). Yes–you read right–I did say “GIRLS !”…. Do you Republicans and Conservatives really think you can beat President Obama with all that garbage? He has a billion dollar war chest fools! So–from now on don’t– anyone– bring up the following:
(a) President Obama’s “birth qualifications”. (Mitt Romney has recently announced that “his” father was born in Mexico).
(b) President Obama’s “grades and academic achievements”. (President Obama went to two ivy league colleges –Columbia and Harvard’. His grandmother–caucasian–was a banker but he probably got scholarships…)
(c) President Obama’s “drug use” ? Remember–both Clinton and George Bush Jr were reported cocaine /crack cocaine users. (In fact, in case you didn’t know — one of George Bush Jr’s longtime friends– a popular chinese restaurant owner–was arrested–in Denver—for running a “drug trafficking ring” (LOL)….
(d) President Obama’s “grandiose spending”. (What grandiose? Do we want World Leaders to see the President of the United States as some “po welfare man”?) COME ON !
The United States is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world. If President Obama doesn’t look right world leaders, especially dictators like Ahmadinejad, will “point and laugh”. Besides, he–President Obama–could have gone skiing in St. Moritz Switzerland but instead he went to Hawaii where he was born! ….
What–I think Republicans and Conservatives need to do is STOP and start over with a new plan. A plan to either “repair” or “embellish” in 2017. President Obama IS going to win another term. FACE IT! And– in 2017 – the Republicans and Conservatives will then have “their chance at it”….The Republicans and Conservatives will then be able to “embellish” how Obama “turned it around” or “repair” the damage Obama did during his 8 year term. So–either way have a plan you Republicans and Conservatives and be ready to “jump in” and “get started” once “Obama” is “out of there” …
By the way–do you know WHY President Obama will win a second term? Click link below to view 49 million votes that will be “going to President Obama” in November….Forty-nine million votes going to the same man Conservatives have called “the food stamp president’….Click link to view 49 million voters….
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DO YOU WANT ROMANTIC PLAYS DURING PLAYS ?….
START LOOKING?
Renee Ashley Baker will be using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service in New York to find that “right guy”….
(and HE has to be 50-70 years of age, caucasian/Jewish, and a millionaire….)
Who is this “handsome man” ? Log onto Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.
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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer? Can you guess which one? Maybe the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”. I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….
Hint: (the owner of the apartment is NOT Renee Ashley Baker)
(scroll down below to view “the wealth men”….)
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Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time? It seems one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and NOT at the same time ! Where is the economist who can explain this to me?
Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks? It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80′s and 90′s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”.
In my day (this is my day–what am I saying); I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves” were outcast and shunned. In college– the discussions of literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?). That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs” from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra” tried to steal my “flash drive”). These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not, NOT my Mother’s people. My Mother (the beautiful “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”.
So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much needed ”glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has. (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich because he lives in Roswell. Roswell is the “exclusive” gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).
Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog) so that “new readers” could view my more cogent (and flameless) writings.
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houses, houses, houses….
above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?
Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).
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above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….
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Capture Me
Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City? Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).
and…. News at 11
re: CURRENT EVENTS
re: WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?
re: WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?
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This is the year that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be posting photos of my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog. The dates that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will go on will be “arranged” by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) . These Men have to be (a) caucasian/Jewish (b) millionaires (c) reside in New York, Canada , France, Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date an Israeli businessman or date a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and (d) These Men will have to DO ME, BUY ME, GIMME (“GIMME” also known as ”taking me shopping” ….)
SO — -instead of having these “presidential candidates” just going from place to place and talking “you know what”….why not have them give the pretense of NOT making “hay seeds” out of all of us (US–as in U.S. –as in “United States”)….
Why not make it “mandatory” that the candidates have to put forth some type of plan–on paper–for each “issue” that is before the American public.
THIS—is how it would work: The U.S. government already gives “matching funds” to each candidates’ campaign. I say– that from now on – in order for each candidate to get matching funds –the candidate must “use the matching funds” to prepare “written plans”. Such as “How I Plan To Create Jobs by Mitt Romney” or “How I Plan To Reverse The Housing Foreclosure Crises by Michelle Bachmann” or “How I Plan To Make Peace In The Middle East by Newt Gingrich”….
This “blah de blah de blah” that has been traveling from place to place is ridiculous; especially–when world economies are crashing down upon us. To THINK — the so called “candidates” are actually being discouraged from “putting anything down on paper” ! HOW–can you have a plan for anything without it being put on paper ?
Anyway, this–is my say on the matter (even though I promised to stay “out” of the 2012 “presidential election sideshow/fiasco” so that I can (a) work on my “novel trilogy” or (b) be a “programming v.p.” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN). As In:
“HOW I WOULD INCREASE RATINGS FOR OWN”
(Oprah Winfrey’s Cable Channel)
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker
COMPETITIVE PROGRAMMING ( Or — “Oprah Will Have One Too”).
1. A Ladies Golf Tournament to be called “LPGA’s OWN”.
Oprah Winfrey could easily “line up corporate sponsors” for this “annual tournament” (and would of course hire my relative–the country clubber–to be an “on camera” hostess).
2. An “Apprentice” clone to be called “Paging Miss O”.
A “competition show” that would give Administrative Assistants, Personal Assistants, and Executive Secretaries (aka “Pages”) a chance to “win a job” at one of Oprah Winfrey’s companies.
3. The ”O Table”.
A “roundtable” type show whereby “celebrities” get to be “fiercely political”. (A McNeil Lehrer “talking head type show” that would seat “newspaper journalists” along side ”hot potatoes” like Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, etc etc etc).
4. “Follow That Scene”.
A summer “movie production competition” whereby ”3 Teams” (of writer, producer, director, leading man, leading lady) will each produce a 5 minute ”scene”. The writer can write WHATEVER he or she wants. The catch is—that “each scene” must advance the movie (must advance the storyline) all the way to “THE END”. And–each week the viewing audience will vote on which scene was “done best”. The “Winner” — would receive what? Why a “Job” working on a production at Oprah Winfrey’s production company of course.
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What Say Oprah? Old ideas with a “new spin”?
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PLUS
SHOUT OUT TO ”THE AUTHORITIES”:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to have to call Rick Santorum “crap”….
And —
still “no” to Senator Michael Bennett (who is ”crap”).
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AND….
Below: Hear My New Songs “Je M’appelle Renee” and “The Red Tree”
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 !
Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….
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( Scroll Down to See Renee Ashley Baker’s Christmas Holiday Photos With Family….If You Haven’t Seen Them Already….)
So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France) on XM Sirius Satellite Radio. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will take a 3 year contract, for an annual salary of $500,000, PLUS an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will own 30% of the radio show revenues. And I, Renee Ashley Baker, am so, so SIRIUS !
“Sirius” … The Brightest Star in the Sky….
P L U S
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November 22, 1963
FOR DOROTHY…. A RAINBOW
“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).
Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab.
SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE I’M NOT COMMENTING ON POLITICAL ISSUES ANYMORE….
Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….
ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS
1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.
2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.
3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra. Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride. (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it. He took a long–”thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered. He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)
ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS
1. President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.
ABOUT GREEN
My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”.
ABOUT JOBS
My plan? For jobs? What –is wrong with my “lottery”? My “National Lottery”? Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”. This totals $500 million dollars per month. How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH? CONGRESS–can you hear me now? Pass my “National Lottery Bill” right away….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….
ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON
Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.
ABOUT MADONNA
Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).
ABOUT DENVER
There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron. This “cowtown” (called Denver) is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”. It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).
On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S. Carl Vinson.
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THE IRENE STORM (OR WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)
On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—”NO NAME” given as to who loaded the team on board.
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SEPT 9 OR DC 9
On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9′s instead of cars to run dope….
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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)
On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial. (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)
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OBAMA “A DEFINING MOMENT”
On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family. About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building. Well, my relatives’ FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too. The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama. The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan. Patricia is available for interviews. (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on below….)
I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City) OR 10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….
For Corporate Sponsorship:
SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?
SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?
SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?
For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:
SHOUT OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O
SHOUT OUT to Stoli? or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?
SHOUT OUT to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)
SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and
Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s Party?
WHY “The Hive” OF COURSE
Queen Bee aka Lil Kim
The Beehive aka ”Snookie”
SAVE THE DATE !
(party for New York residents only – I can’t fit everybody in)
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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !
On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line , her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line, and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection. The furniture collection? For Roche Bobois of course.
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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !
Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….
he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…
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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !
On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price: 99 cents.
NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…
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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN
Finally–David Letterman gave a “real” apology to Sarah Palin and her daughter–her “other” daughter–14 year old Bristol.
However–Dave’s apology was too little too late…. It seems that Sarah had already “gotten even”. She had already purchased a “Hallmark Recordable Card” and recorded her own message to Dave.
The message?
”Would you like some sweet tea?” said Sarah using the ‘eeery’ line from “NBC Dateline: To Catch A Predator” starring Chris Hansen ….
(Renee’s Aside: “A REAL BIG GOTCHA !”)
THEY SORRY:
MICHELLE KWAN GRADUATES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER….BELATED CONGRATS MICHELLE !
(Above: Michelle Kwan on graduation day and Michelle winning her Olympic Medal for Ice Skating)
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25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker
I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended the University of Denver. (DU is “one” of “two” private colleges that I attended).
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a “white wine” drinker.
I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in St. Louis, Missouri in a “mini-mansion” with gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (and we had a “swimming pool” in the back yard).
I, Renee Ashley Baker, now reside in Boston Massachusettes.
STILL “NO”: My answer is still “NO” to “all” Universal (NO to Felix Rohatyn, No to Warren Buffet, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to NBC, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books. No to Robert DeNiro, No to Alec Baldwin, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz and “NO” to all other I’ve previously said “NO” to…..
Boots for Winter (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Boots)
PLUS….RENEE LOVES….
NM
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will purchase a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston (with a real estate loan from Senator Edward M Kennedy of course). I will hire Neiman Marcus’ interior design service to decorate my Boston condominium. Roche Bobois maybe?
RENEE LOVES “1919″
Belated Good-bye to Sir Edmund Hillary from Renee Ashley Baker
Sir Edmund Hillary, born in 1919, in Auckland New Zealand was the first to scale Mount Everest in 1953. So….Good-bye Hillary AND HELLO SARAH….
VIEW VIDEO:
NO TO MADONNA….
MADONNA IS STILL THE “DOG” THAT I CAN’T STAND because Cindy (a gray haired ’criminal’ employed on the 4th floor in the Denver Public Library) keeps trying to “force me” (COERCE ME ) to give my studio to Madonna. I will NEVER, NEVER let Madonna own my studio. I will send Madonna to PRISON for a year and a day for racketeering and extortion. Lourdes is a “dirty Spanish Dog”….P.S. There will be “no studio”. I’ve decided that there will be NO “Renee Baker Studios”. I’ve decided not to “operate” Renee Baker Studios. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT take/accept any “jobs” either. And –NO to Gail/Gale. (Gail Hurd will “go to prison” and Gail Katz will “go to prison”).
YES TO BOSTON: I will be moving to Boston Massachusettes. Senator Edward M Kennedy is paying for my ticket (one way) from Denver to Boston. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to GET Boston Real Estate NOT MONEY…..
To: Jim Davis (FBI) and Troy Eid (U.S. Justice Department):
THERE WILL BE NO BOOKS, NO MOVIES PRODUCED AND NO TV SHOWS….
(above, former governors Carter, Reagan and Clinton)
above Pitbull ( Er–I mean–Palin )
PLUS…
How does she travel ?
Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said, “No private jets”. So….when Sarah travels she may travel First Class V.I.P. or she may just “go online” like everybody else….Here are some travel friendly “travel sites” online that you may wish to explore.
1. CorporateTravelSafety.com
2. Smythson.com
3. Megellans.com
4. Flight001.com
5. Patagonia.com OR….perhaps my travel agent which is:
6. Fisher’s Travel in NYC (specializing in luxury/jet set travel)….
PLUS…
Let’s not forget the Pitbull’s (I mean Palin’s) boss….
Presidential Candidate John McCain….
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re BOSTON: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO BOSTON MASSACHUSETTES
John McCain “is” Renee Ashley Baker’s candidate and Renee likes Cindy McCain because she dresses beautifully.
(Renee’s Aside: “The ’flip flops’ all those Democrats were wearing during their convention burned my eyes”).
Vice Presidential Nominee SARAH PALIN is Renee Ashley Baker’s choice too….
(Renee’s Aside: ”So Donna Karan, how about a line of “Sarah Signature Eyeglass Wear?”)
John McCain is my “hero” (and he’s America’s “war” hero). For more on Renee Ashley Baker’s ”war heroes” scroll down….
VACATIONS FOR VETERANS
Got a Vacation Home? Why not donate 1-2 weeks a year so a Veteran can have a vacation? To donate free use of a vacation home to a Vet visit: Vacations For Veterans.Org
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SCHOLARSHIPS FOR VET’S KIDS:
F-16 Pilot Dan Rooney (Air National Guard and Pro-Golfer) provides “educational scholarships”. During his annual Patriot Golf Day his “Folds of Honor Foundation” asks golfers to donate $1 extra in fees. Last year Dan raised $1 million dollars. This “Labor Day Weekend” Dan’s goal was $2 million. Did he make it? In an eagle’s eye (“Er–I mean–a birdies eye”) he did….
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CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS:
Can You Hear Me Now? To donate a cell phone to a soldier at war visit the website “Cell Phones For Soldiers” at cellphonesforsoldiers.com
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A MUSEUM FOR SOLDIERS (IN ISRAEL):
Renee’s IAF ? “May The Force Be With You”
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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “SHOE OF MANY COLORS”….
above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo mule
PLUS
NO BOOK: Also….Still NO to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry. No to California. No to Gail Katz and No to Gale Hurd. NO TO MADONNA (MADONNA AND LOURDES ARE BOTH DOGS).
