Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

VIDEO CONTEST….”WHAT NEXT?” TWITTER ME CHALLENGE…. VIEW VIDEOS BELOW (Plus still “NO” to Madonna)

“WHAT NEXT?” (TWITTER ME CHALLENGE)

The Contest (#Contest)

STEP 2: VIEW VIDEOS

View each of the six videos below….

VIEW VIDEO (click on finger #1)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #2)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #3)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #4)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #5)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #6)

STEP 3: GO TO

Go to my Twitter Page and “FOLLOW ME”.
(Click on picture of T Bird below to go to my #Twitter Page)

STEP 4: TWEET ME:

Tweet Me your “idea” for my New Year video (January 2013). If–If–I like your Idea I’ll do it and you will get, as compensation, a free poster of yourself (or of your friends or of your family) and a “Mystery Prize” (to be disclosed on New Year’s Day 2013). Click on picture “T” for Twitter below to go back to my Twitter Site…..

The Challenge
The challenge of course is for me to “produce” your “idea” on the limited $100 per video budget (that I basically made each of the 6 Videos above for. Really! Just $100! Not counting hair, make up and wardrobe of course….LOL).

DEADLINE: December 30, 2012
Your “idea” must be received by December 30, 2012 and each “CONTESTANT” may submit only TWO ideas for a video.

AGE REQUIREMENT: 21
Contestants must be 21 years of age to Enter.

DISCLAIMER:
1. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) will become the property of Renee Ashley Baker.
2. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) are original and created by the Contestant themselves.
3. Contestant Agrees That any and all compensation (aka the winning prizes) will non-monetary and will be ONLY those “prizes” specified.
4. Contestant Agrees NOT to submit nor post any “racial” nor “ethnic slurs” (nor any pornography)….

GOOD LUCK! AND MAY THE BEST “IDEA” WIN !
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Like Photos?

CHRISTMAS 2012…..
Below, a relative’s house (Miss M). This is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, spent Christmas 2012….

TWO NEW SONGS (“Parisianne Grupe” and “The Red Tree”)….plus Christmas Gifts (for all) from Barney’s, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Red Envelope, Blue Fly,

 

HOPEFULLY Chanel Corporation will purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies. I want Chanel Corporation to purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (Erma French Perfume and Design), purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry line (Ashley Lane Jewelers) and purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s French bed linen line (Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed). . 

 

 ”Parisianne Grupe”  Click link below to listen to this new song: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id11.html

 

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker Sing “The Red Tree”

(click link below  LOWER   SOUND TO MEDIUM )

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

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above, Chanel (white on white)

P L U S

WINTERIZE  YOUR  HOME   (TILL  SUMMER)

To prepare  for  winter:  Why not a solar backup generator?

Visit:  www.mysolarbackup.com

            

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WHITNEY   OR   YUNG    (LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE  ”JOC”)

 

 

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A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?   WELL,  MAYBE

The “Periwinkle” by Mission        Cost: $750

Visit:  www.missionbicycle.com

 OR

A  $9,500  Bicycle ?  

Yep–”The Oryx”  (designed by Harald Cramer)

 

VISIT:  http://www.tuvie.com/futuristic-oryx-bike/

DA  BOWERY  BOYS ?

yEP–The “Bowery” bicycle bags by Coach       Cost: $198-$298

  

 

 

HEAR JOC (click link)  :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL8XdzejZwQ&feature=fvst

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN

(MUST BE: JEWISH/CAUCASIAN, 50-70 YEARS OF AGE AND MAKE –EARN–$250,000-$1 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR) AND–HE CAN “RIDE” A BIKE  ( IF HE WANTS TO….)

(REVISED) “Fame” written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker

          RE:  INVITES—200 “invitations” will be faxed out to “the businesses” and to “the  publicists” of those Renee Ashley Baker is  inviting….to those on the Guest List

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So we  all know that I AM a big fan of the “Queen Bee”….Maybe she and P Diddy can rock this one for me….

LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SING “FAME” (click link below)

http://www.muziboo.com/ReneeA/music/fame-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

I’d like to add David Bowie’s vocals to the Mix ?????

 

NOTE:  MUSIC  BEATS  IN  PARENTHESES

                                         FAME

                                             by 

                                Renee Ashley Baker

 Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker   ALL   RIGHTS   RESERVED

       Jingle bells,  jingle bells,  jingle all the way

       Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open slay

       Jingle bells,  jingle bells,  jingle all the way

      Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open—

(da, da) Gonna rock your body (da,da, da-u)

(da ,da) Gonna rock your body (da, da, da-u)

(da, da) Gonna rock your body (da,da,da-u)

(da,da)  Gonna rock your body (da, da, da-u)

(da, da)

 Hey—-(da da) I’ll take things over,

(da, da, da-u–da, da da-u–  da da )

Pay—-(da da) I’ll take things over (da da da-u–da da)

Speed time in 3

And then I stepped into the covered wagon

Lil Kim she didn’t see me laggin

Huey left me on the corner braggin

Mr. Bruce he never fought my dragons

Then they led me where ALL  things are hollow

Then they led me where I’m led to follow

You know I didn’t even dare to swallow

You know they want me with no time to wallow

Cra—-zy  (CHORUS)

A little madness never really matters

If you wanna under hand your hatters

Move the cat but never move the ladders

Rule the bat but will you rule the batters?

But when I tell you that you fell off the list

But when I sell you that sweet moment of BLISS

But when I reinvent that back to a hiss

But when I show you you’re the one that you’ll miss

Fame—-(da da) I’ll take things over

(da, da, da-u—da, da da-u–da da)

Fame—-(da da) I’ll take things over (da, da, da-u–da da)

Speed time in 3

And then  I stepped into the covered Palace

And what I saw was that there was no ALICE

What they did they did it  all in malice

I drank their blood I drank it from the  CHALICE

From  inside the dome, there’s  no   SWORD   to borrow

And they told me that there’s always tomorrow

With a stitch that I’d do time in the  marrow

Do you always keep your eye on the SPARROW ?

H a z y   (CHORUS)

Jimmy Hendrix was beside me was laying

Jimmy Morrison beside me was praying

Little Amy she was out there and straying

Well, old Billie had the blues she was saying

Do you find  you when I send you a sign?

Do you find you when you’re bent out of mind?

Do you find you when you don’t have a dime?

Do you find you when you step cross the line?

Fame—-(da da)  I’ll take things over

(da, da, da–u—da da da-u–da da)

Fame—-(da da) I’ll take things over (da, da da-u—da da da-u)

(music   interlude)

(da, da)  Gonna Rock Your Body

(da, da)  Gonna Rock Your Body

(da, da) Gonna Rock Your Body

(da, da) Gonna Rock Your Body

Fade In:

SCENE/VIGNETTE

(Starring Renee Ashley Baker and (?)

***”FAME” by Renee Ashley Baker   Copyright 2011  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

 

 

 

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NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE HURD, NO TO GAIL KATZ, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO GEFFEN– AND–NO TO EMINEM, AND NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS…AND NO TO ALL OTHERS THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

COMPLETED: Denver Police Department Harassment and Murders Continue. FBI Help Sought. (Plus shout out to Hugh Hewitt)

 

SHOUT  OUT

 TO:   FBI  DIRECTOR   ROBERT MUELLER AND FBI SAIC JAMES YACONE

re:  A “Special Needs Man” and The Denver Police

     There is a “Special Needs Man” who takes the Denver RTD bus in the vicinity of Evans & Yale.  It is my understanding that this “Special Needs Man” has been “accosted” in a harsh way by Denver Police Department at the “direction” of RTD.  I want the F.B.I. to alert the Denver Police Department  NOT  NOT  to “beat up”  nor MURDER  this “Special Needs Man”.    This “Special Needs Man”  has the mental mind (the mental age) of a “grade schooler”.    This “Special Needs Man” gets  verbally upset when the bus doesn’t leave on time and RTD drivers have police harass this  “Special Needs Man” every time !!!   Today–I witnessed this “Special Needs Man” being harassed by an RTD bus driver– I  told the RTD Bus Driver that this man is a “Special Needs Man” and that today might be the day he goes to “kidney dialysis” and  THIS  is why he “gets  verbally upset” when the bus is LATE !   Many getting on the bus in this vicinity –have this day as their “kidney dialysis” day.   Fortunately–I,  Renee Ashley Baker–am NOT  a “kidney dialysis patient” ….

 WHAT– WHAT–IS WRONG WITH THIS “SICK TOWN” CALLED DENVER….

P.S.  Thank you Mr. Mueller for giving me the “right” picture of you to use on my blog….

 re:  FRANCE

 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be MOVING TO FRANCE, and becoming a CITIZEN OF FRANCE, and will be working in the fashion and beauty industry.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL be “getting married” in the next 12 months via New York millionaire matchmaker Janis Spindel….

I,Renee Ashley Baker,  will  be going to New York.  (NOT  LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA)

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  be dining  at the Four Seasons’  Restaurant “21″ and “Tavern On The Green” (NOT  ELWAYS).  John Elway needs to be “investigated” about that  $70 million dollars that is  MISSING ….

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DEAR  HUGH  HEWITT:

   If–you want the book–pre-pay.  I’ll see to it that you get it. (I’ll even include a special forward telling you why the two books you keep talking about –on Al Qaeda–are the RONG 2 BOOKS TOO REED.

   Although–these two books  you keep talking about  have “information” there is a better book than these two.  So–Hugh–send me a “pay pal” order for the hardbook copies you want.  Just  click link to my  PAY PAL page and order where it says “pre-buy”….

CLICK LINK TO PRE-ORDER: http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

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Note:  “NO” to Eminem.   

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will pick my Rolls Royce  Corniche up in France….and I’ll drive it in France…

                               ( SCROLL   DOWN   FOR   MORE)

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

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                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

 plus

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 ”Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

Happy Passover….The Trip….(plus guess who?)

 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s  new    ”Easter   Shoes”

 

 

 

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                                        EGO    ALTERED

 

 

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HAPPY  PASSOVER  !!!

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SHOUT OUT TO MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  would like the following magazines to “promote” my reality TV show (which  I am proposing for TLC and Netflix TV ):

    a.  Gentlemen’s Quarterly (GQ)

    b.   Esquire

   c.    Vanity Fair

   d.    Interview

    e.   Cosmopolitan

    f.    Town & Country

   g.   Architectural Digest

  h.    Harper’s Bazaar

  i.     Vogue

           among others. . . .

 

 plus

SHOUT OUT TO THE POLITICOS:

1.  I Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse Donald Trump.

2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse President Obama.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will BE MOVING to France to  design handbags (for Tiffany & Co? and Princess Kate Middleton ?) to launch my perfume line (with Chanel Corp  30/70 split?) and….and….to “Get Married”.

     And  So….

NEW VIEW  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html