To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:
Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….
Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.
Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)
How about being number “2″ (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).
I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….
There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.
My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)
Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?
NOW…
I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …
FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).
SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)
THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).
OR,
OR,
OR….
FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)
Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )
(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)
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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-
Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?
HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above
Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)
SO….
WHO’S A SPUD ?
CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..
In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).
LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….
Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon
Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives
and…..what are…
Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..
Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)
Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)
Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)
“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”
Miss…. Dame…. [Elizabeth] Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor offered a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time. The “Special Gift” was a watch. That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….
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Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule
THE CONTRACT
1. TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show. The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).
2. AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)
3. TLC Contract Also Calls For:
a. Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.
b. Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.
c. Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.
d. Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).
e. Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights.
P L U S . . . .
Renee Ashley Baker’s MOVE (to Paris France)
Renee Ashley Baker’s Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).
Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).
Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)
Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts. (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).
Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)
Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)
P L U S
“The Masked Ball”
The Erma Foundation will sponsor my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city. In addition to my in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and also hosted by The Erma Foundation. The “Masked Ball” will be held in Paris France and attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.
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ABOUT CLEMMIE
CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.
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MARK
1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva
YEARS AGO, I, Renee Ashley Baker, gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire. The wedding present ? A Cristal Dinner Bell….
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Meet Renee On Linked In:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/renee-ashley-baker/25/235/315
above, Whitehall Curbside Luxury Mailbox
(“For the Western World”) . . . .
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then
“My Little Skinny Greek Wedding”
Up Next: The Wedding Page
above, Vera Wang’s new line of wedding dresses called “White”. These fabulous gowns will sell for $700-$1400….
Renee Ashley Baker will be getting married on the (Onassis) Greek Island of “Skorpios” (with a 400 guest reception in the south of France on the (Onassis) Greek Yacht “Christina O”). . . . O Yeah!
Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion and beauty industry designing handbags (Tiffany & Co ?) and launching a perfume line (with Chanel Corporation 30/70 profit split ?)
Oh and YES YES YES to Tom Cruise….
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PLEASE BUY 50-100 “Special Edition” hardcover copies SO that each of your staff (each of your reporters) can own a copy. . . . COST: $297 for each ”special edition” copy of “12 Documents”.
P.S. I have asked the F.B.I. to tell Angelina Jolie “NO”. Also “NO” to Julia Roberts. ”7 COLORS” (by Renee Ashley Baker) will NOT be produced first.
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(formerly ”10 Documents” )
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For My Grandmother
(Renee’s/Renay’s grandmother –Grandmother Ashley–ancestry–heritage–is “Welsh” aka Wales)
NOW . . . .
VIEW
“HIS”
VANTAGE
POINT
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
BLACK:
Natalie Portman for “The Black Swan”
and
WHITE:
Shaun White for ‘All Around Best Snowboarding’ . . . .
and
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TODAY—on January 31 (1950)
President Harry S. Truman (of Missouri) announced his intent to development the big “H”. . . .
HOME SAFETY
NEED BARB WIRE? THEN READ ON….
IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should look into garage door openers that work only with YOUR fingerprint I.D.
TRY: The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener (pictured above).
VISIT: http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html
ALSO TRY:
Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D. Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY (pictured above) .
VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related
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AND….
About Renee Ashley Baker
4 DATES WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER PRESENTLY HAS HER PROFILE ON EHARMONY, JDATE, AND HANNIDATE….
QUALIFICATIONS (Non-Negotiable):
1. He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )
2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada, or in Europe (but NOT in California).
3. He must earn $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.
SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:
AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in New York City)
BELOW:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Choo Choos . . . .
BELOW: Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and design “jewelry boxes” and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar….
and now
SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:
Do LINK TO This Blog: “About Renee Ashley Baker”
www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com
(NOW SCROLL DOWN BELOW FOR FATHERS)
View MySpace Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day Miss Rose….
(above, Elizabeth Rose Kennedy and President John F. Kennedy)
plus….
FOR MOM (From The Kids)
Mother’s Day Brunch (in New York): The Golden Egg?
NORMA’S (inside Le Parker Meridian) serves the omlet of ALL omlets. Mom will love it if–cost is no object. (Cost: $1,000)
2. Mother’s Day Lunch (in New York): The Cheesiest For Mom?
NINOS Caviar Pizza– Cost $1,000– and must be ordered 24 hours in advance. This delicious delight includes lobster, creme fraiche, and each slice contains 2oz of Petrossian Beluga Caviar! Ymmmm….
3. Mother’s Day Dinner (in Scandinavia): The Best for Mom?
NOMA in Copenhagen Denmark was recently voted the “Best Restaurant In The World”….
plus….
FOR MOM (FROM DAD)
Always Chanel (by Karl Lagerfeld)
plus…Renee Perfume by Chanel ?
(Or in the meantime try that fabulous Chanel #5 !)
also….For Mom (from Dad)
Samantha Thavasa handbag (by Tinsley Mortimer)
plus….For Mom (from the grand kids)
18kt gold ice cream from Serendipity (New York)
Cost: $25,000
and….
The Queen ….
Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)
(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother, Mrs. Ashley, at a party in the Hamptons )
Every Sunday and every Mother’s Day my mother Mrs. Ashley (pictured above) brunched at the Brown Palace Hotel in Denver….P.S . My mother (pictured above) ‘hated’ the name Gale/Gail….SO…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
plus….
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO “C’s” MOM (wink)….
plus….
Happy Mother’s Day To:
Mel Gibson’s Kids Mom (from Renee Ashley Baker)
plus….
What Mother Could Not Love This Darling Baby…
(above, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthrapist Howard Hughes as an infant)
plus….
Call Mom (using Renee Ashley Baker’s AT & T)
For Mom Flowers (of course)….
OTHER GIFT IDEAS FOR MOM:
Fitness?
Jonathan Urla pilates for beginners (DVD)
(Renee Ashley Baker’s exercise routine is Nordic Track Ski Machine, Ballet Bar and Jonathan Urla Pilates…)
Funny Video?
Why not make MOM laugh with a Video (new and so so easy is Toufee Video Maker. Toufee was founded by a genius entrepreneur from India. Click Link Below for a 7 minute tutorial)
TOUFEE FLASH VIDEO MAKER TUTORIAL
View “Contest” For Mother’s Day….
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403
Renee Ashley Baker's Atlas by Jimmy Choo
TIS THE SEASON TO BE GIVING:
Below Are Websites To Give You Some Ideas or To Help You Decide How To Give (Charitably)
http://www.SpecialOlympics.org (Renee’s Kennedys)
http://www.ToysForTots.com (Renee’s Marines)
http://www.AnnFrank.com (Renee’s Great)
and….
http://www.CharityNavigator.org
http://www.CharityWatch.org
http://www.Interaction.org,
http://www.Guidestar.org
http://www.Give.org
http://www.CShares.org
and
http://www.TreesForTroops.org (Renee’s Soldiers)
http://www.Flatdaddies.com (Renee’s Daddies)
TIS THE SEASON TO BE GIFTING
RENEE PERFUME BY CHANEL?
I, Renee AshleyBaker, am a woman who loves fragrance. So much so that I want to produce and market my own fragrance. I’ll call it “Renee #9 by Chanel” or “Renee Perfume by Chanel” …(Of course I’ll be talking in greater detail with Chanel about this). Anyway–there is nothing like wafting into a room and leaving a scent flowing behind you. (The looks on peoples faces when I enter a room wearing a fragrance can only be described as ‘delightful). Below are some websites for women who just have to wear a “fragrance”. And Below is the only fragrance for a woman to wear—”Chanel”….
Fragrance Websites:
NowSmellThis.com
Boisdejasmine.com
PerfumePosse.com
Sniffapalooza.com
CHRISTMAS SONG SONGWRITING CONTEST
HEAR CONTESTANT ENTRIES (ON MY MYSPACE BLOG) AT:
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RENEEBAKERSTUDIOS
OR
LOG ONTO:
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