Posts Tagged ‘Paris France’

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—”Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

House Clipart

DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18′s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

President Obama 2

What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

Panetta Gives Speech On  Leadership and Public Service

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate after

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960′s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

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CHARLIZE THERON A NAZI ?

March 26, 2013

DOG

CHARLIZE THERON A NAZI?

DEAR DAILY VARIETY, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, LOS ANGELES TIMES, NEW YORK TIMES, AP, UPI, and REUTERS

SO, yesterday–what do I hear? (On mediocre cowtown radio ?). I hear talk. I hear talk about a “possible movie” about a “mediocre” B-list propagandist named Leni Riefenstahl; a movie–which would cast Charlize Theron in the leading role. (Charlize Theron? Shouldn’t she portraying Beate Klarsfeld the Nazi hunter ?)…. Anyway—on Steve Kelly’s “mediocre” morning conservative “B-list blather radio show” this guy was talking about a “possible movie” about his new book. A book about a “mediocre” athlete who came in second to Jesse Owens (in the 1936 Olympics). It appears that this “mediocre athlete” was from Colorado and HE had a (mediocre) affair with Leni Riefenstahl the Propagandist….(I suspect the “affair started” when HE jumped off the diving board after showing Leni his “slit”….SLIT–get it? He showed Leni the back of himself instead of the FRONT of himself like a man is supposed to….)

IF — Charlize Theron “finances” this production then Charlize is a “mediocre” B-list WHORE making a movie about a “mediocre” B-list WHORE (named Leni Riefenstahl) who stole fine china (and fur coats) from “rich Jews”….(The Nazis then systematically and unprecedentedly–got rid of each and every victim of their theft…)

“Always, Always Get The Bookkeeper”
–Elliot Ness

Afternote: I do “suspect” that Denver may be “strong arming” Charlize Theron for this “movie payroll”. (Soapy Smith has become a fullblown “mobster”). Either way my answer is still “NO” to Charlize Theron who, by the way, should be “embarassed” by this Nazi production.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

P.S. For the past 4 1/2 years this D-list Cowtown (called Denver) has been trying to force, extort, COERCE me into giving them a “movie payroll”. So, my answer is “NO” to Robert DeNiro, “NO” to Kevin Costner and NO to Warner Bros, still NO to Universal, and “NO” to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, not give Denver “a movie payroll”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “PICK SHIT WITH THE CHICKENS FIRST”….

P.S.P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be doing a “dating show” from The Hamptons (on Ustream.TV) with the help of “millionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel….

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

February 4, 2013

Netflix

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2″ (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Ed Burns film director

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

Contract

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Jimmy Choo golden sandal 2013 spring summer

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

Rothschild Family Dining Room

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

Baked Potato Topped With Caviar

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar & Grill in Washington DC

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki Bar London

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)

Better Late Than Never (Emergency Preparedness–How To Prepare For Disaster)…PLUS President Obama Heroically Steps In….

October 31, 2012

(above, Will Smith in “Men in Black 3″….All For James)

plus

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT!

SHOUT OUT TO: Washington Post Syndicate, New York Times Syndicate, and Creators Syndicate

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a newspaper to “syndicate” my Podcast (and my written column) to online editions of newspapers nationwide…My “podcast” will be as “Culture Critic At Large”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

AND…..

WHEN CATASTROPHY STRIKES… A HERO IS NEEDED…

President Obama visits “needy” New Jersey

(My Brother “James” Lived In Cherry Hills NJ Too)

BELOW…

THINGS TO DO “NOW” TO GET READY FOR EMERGENCY…..

COMMUNICATE

Download the phone app “Group Me” or “Path” to notify relatives and friends of your whereabouts….(Important after CELL phone service is restored)….

IF YOU NEED TO EVAC (GRAB BOX OR BACKPACK )

VISIT: Herrington Catalog Emergency Catastrophy Backpack

http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

VISIT: Red Cross Deluxe 3 Day Emergency Backpack

http://www.RedCrossStore.org

VISIT: Ready Box (It Floats !)

http://www.readybox.com

BUY AN EMERGENCY BEACON….(aka MULTI SURVIVAL MODULE)

VISIT Herrington Catalog
http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

LINKS TO LIFE….

Download an “Emergency Preparedness” App for your Phone

VISIT:

http://www.iphoneness.com/iphone-apps/emergency-iphon-apps-that-can-save-lives/

TWO IMPORTANT WEBSITES TO VISIT:

1. http://www.Ready.gov

2. http://www.RedCross.org

AND….CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST (SCROLL DOWN BELOW)

The Art Of It All …. (to be continued)….

September 29, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to work for (hopefully) the owners of Chanel (aka The Wertheimer Bros)….

To view my new FaceBook Page click on FB logo above)….

Now….

“THE ART”….

The Art Of The Kiss (by–via–Janis Spindel Matchmaking.Com)

The Art Of The Wedding (by CRANE 2012)

The Art Of The Glass (by Steuben)

The Art Of The Sofa (Art Deco by Christopher Guy)

The Art Of The Queen (Alexander McQueen by The Rug Company)

The Art Of The Range (by La Cornue)

The Art Of “MY” Deal (by Sylvania ?)

The Art Of The Ski (by Nira Alpina in St. Moritz Switzerland)

The Art of the Couture (Chanel)

plus…Plus….PLUS

The Art Of The Hour (by Piaget)

The “Tradition” by Piaget (below) was a “favorite” of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. The newest “edition” (an 18k rose-gold version) costs $57,000.

NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

September 12, 2012
  • I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

    …..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

    Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

    (and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

    Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

    Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

    Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

    Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

    Below “Love Potion #9″

    VIEW NEW VIDEO….
    STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

    YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

    and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

    The Beautiful Mrs. A

    You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

    THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

    Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

    CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5″ aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

    NOW….

    TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

    SCROLL DOWN……FOR SECURITY (HOME AND BODY)

  • My Creations: “Fashions and Fragrance”…. From the City of Light….

    August 16, 2012

    Heidi #3 ?

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    President Barack Obama with HIS Mother

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    and further….

    VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEWLY DESIGNED FACEBOOK PAGE….
    (to view click on the Facebook logo below….)

    AND BELOW IS RENEE’S…..

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    SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIENDS AND TO THREE MODELING AGENCIES IN NEW YORK….

    To View Video “Over The Horizon” starring Renee Ashley Baker click on Renee Below….

    To View Video “The Pendulum” click on Neiman Marcus Red Cashmere Sweater Below….

    and….

    E IS FOR ERMA’S BEAUTIFUL DAY BED…..

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FIRST DESIGN FOR ERMA’S BEAUTIFUL DAY BED “CHATEAU BLANC”….

    (“Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” and “Ashley Lane Jewelers” are both subsidiaries of Erma French Perfume and Design….)

    and

    The Christmas Holidays…..

    HOW ABOUT HOLIDAYS (IN NEW YORK CITY)…..

    and

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !

    President Barack Obama, the 44th and current President of the United States. President Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961

    Birthday Cake of President Barack Obama

    Donald R. Seawell the former head of the Denver Post (and former WWII U.S. Army liason to MI5 and MI6 ….) Donald was 100 years old on August 1st !

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    NOW….

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT, NOT want a movie studio and I am not NOT going to "sit in Denver". I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to run and co-own "Erma French Perfume and Design" to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully will be 70% owned by The Wertheimer Brothers –the owners of Chanel Corp….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER 70% ownership of Erma French Perfume and Design (to the Wertheimer Brothers) for $30 million dollars…..note: Gale/Gail will not, NOT be there too.

    and….I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to CELEBRATE in New York over the holidays with the men Janis Spindel will be fixing me up with…note: Gale/Gail will not, NOT be there either.

    I WILL BE IN NEW YORK AFTER I’VE FILED MY $10 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT…..

    SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE….

    and….

    FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

    June 29, 2012

    Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

    The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

    now…

    Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

    AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

    WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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    Open Letter

    Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

    “Years ago (in the 1980′s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

    HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

    now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

    I. The Owners:
    Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

    II. Where Products Sold:
    Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
    The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

    III. Pricing:
    Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
    Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

    IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
    $3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

    V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
    $3000 – $9,000
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    and….

    (October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
    William Raspberry
    Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

    NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

    CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

    T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
    starring
    Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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    (above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

    re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

    1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

    2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

    3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

    4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

    NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

    New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
    Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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    NOW…..

    MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

    and…

    JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

    Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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    HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

    On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

    Gilded Age Grandeur

    and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

    P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

    And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

    Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
    click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

    HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

    above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

    plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

    In London
    Buckingham Palace

    In New York State
    in Southampton
    Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
    in Bedord
    Hi Low Farm
    in New York City
    Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
    Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
    The Dupont apartment
    Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
    Barbra Walters apartment
    Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
    Aileen Mehle’s apartment
    In Paris France
    The Wertheimer Brothers houses
    Karl Lagerfeld’s house
    The Rothschilds’ house
    The Chandon Family’s house

    Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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    MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

    Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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    PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

    A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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    MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

    Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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    STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

    Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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    TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

    Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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    ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

    Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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    A NEW FB ADDRESS

    Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
    (CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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    AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

    FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

    OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

    View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

    “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

    Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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    Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..


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