NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

The Obamas and the Democratic National Convention (plus Good-Bye Neil, Phyllis and Ron…And…Security for Body and Home)

View Renee’s Videos…. Click On Vivitar Video Cam Above….

and….ALL NEXT WEEK….

HEY DNC: WANT THE PERFECT COMEBACK ?

THE REMIX: Draft dodger…Tax dodger…Truth dodger…and…with a name like “MiTT”…Artful dodger….(“Hey look, there HE goes, just as octogenarian Clint Eastwood is sitting down to talk with him !”)…HA, HA, HA … L…OL….

plus, plus, plus

GOOD-BYE TO NEIL, PHYLLIS, AND RON….(FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

and

SHOUT OUT TO THE CEO / PRESIDENT OF XM/SIRIUS RADIO…..

How Bout It XM ?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a $10 Million Dollar Deal with XM/Sirius Radio….(Meaning, $2 million dollars a year for 5 years. Plus, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will OWN 30% of my XM radio show…plus…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will broadcast my XM radio show from Paris France…..(I’ll have guests on my radio show that will SURPRISE everyone….)

and

FOR THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE? RENEE’S FAVORITE SHOE DESIGNER….JIMMY CHOO…..

You can buy these Royal Blue Choos at Net-A-Porter (for $2500)

Fabulous….Jimmy Choo Royal Blue Suede Shoes (and Renee Ashley Baker ?)

For Casual Wear (in suede) I, Renee Ashley Baker, love suede shoes. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing suede shoes since I was 2 years old. At seven years of age I had a mulit-colored pair of suede shoes which became my favorite shoes to wear… (That is me, Renee Ashley Baker above, at age two, wearing brown suede Mary Janes and a pink dress). My favorite casual suede shoes to wear now are the ones pictured below….They are “suede desert boots” by KEDS and I have a pair in purple and a pair in pink (they are special order from Neiman Marcus)….

NOW

FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE….

WHO IS WATCHNG THE HOUSE?

Multi-Camera Security Can Do It For You….

Visit: http://www.logitech.com/en-us/video-security-systems

and

TO KEEP THINGS UNDER PUSH BUTTON CONTROL? (TRY THE HOME SECURITY COMPANIES BELOW)

Intel Home Dashboard

Schlage Security Link

AND WHAT ABOUT….
BODY GUARD PROTECTION IN AN APP?

(TRY PERSONAL SAFETY VIA A SECURITY APP)

A Phone App that ads (panic button) security in certain unsafe situations.
VISIT: http://www.trymyforcenow.com/

AND

WHAT ABOUT MOBILE HELP (IN A WRIST BAND) ?

VISIT: http://www.mobilehelpnow.com/

and

IF YOU ARE MORE AGGRESSIVE? (THEN YOU NEED MORE FIRE POWER)

Ultimate Concealed Carry Holster

VISIT: http://ultimateconcealedcarry.com

BECOME A SKILLED MARKSMAN….

TAKE FIREARMS TRAINING….
VISIT:https://gandermtnacademy.gandermountain.com/

AND….

WHAT ELSE IS NEW IN HOME SECURITY?

for more info on this product
VISIT: http://www.armorconcepts.com/Our-Solutions/Door-Jamb-Armor

(now scroll down)

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious ”child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 ”You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her ”Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ’S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

“ She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456″ or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

 

 

              

    ”JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970′s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2″  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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MISSOURI (plus Sonic TV Commercial, plus London & Paris for Renee Ashley Baker)

 AP Photo/Charlie Reidel

My    Missouri:

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am a St. Louis “woman” and a Missouri “GIRL”….   

MY SUGGESTION  (For Rescue): 

       For Princess Diana–  I  “invented”  a “device” to locate mines (called REMIDE–or–Renee Mine Detector).   To help the “search and rescue” efforts in Joplin Missouri would it be possible —possible–to place wireless microphones at different locations.  Maybe on trees still standing or on abandoned vehicles.    A central “command center” would then be LISTENING for “sounds of life” from those who have not yet been found.  ( I am using “wireless microphones” to catch “garbage” . . . .  why not use “wireless microphones” to save the “worthy” ? )

Among the Missing (“WILL”)  Among the Miracles (“Baby Braxton”)

Please use FACEBOOK  and TWITTER to post info about the “missing” as well as info about the Search and Rescue Operation.  

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “taping” a TV Commercial–staring myself–for the Sonic TV Commercial Contest….

Sonic Soiree &  Renee Ashley Baker

 OFFICIAL   ENTRY

Listen: (click link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Thank You Chanel Corp and Thank You Tiffany & Co . . . .

 

 

 

 

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DON’T  FORGET … Buy my ebook below….

 

 

P  L  U  S

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 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  SOCIAL  CALENDER

                       Paris and London Here I Come !

SHOUT   OUT  !

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, would  like Eleanor Lambert’s former staff  to handle my social calendar in Paris, London ( and in New York)….Renee Ashley Baker is available for state dinners and functions at Buckingham Palace,  at 10 Downing Street and…. at Elysee’   Palace  on  Saint- Honore’ (Hi  President  Sarkozy !)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  AVAILABLE  AS  FOLLOWS:

                         (in New York, London and Paris France….)

1.  Parties /Events

(Galas/Soirees/Benefits/Theatre Parties /The Ballet)

2.  Traveling

(Weekends/Holidays/Vacations)

3.  House Guesting

(In New York, In London, In Paris, ….)

4.  Personal Appearances:

a.  at Product Launch Parties

b.  at “Guest of a Guest” Parties

c.  at Speaking Engagements (Luncheons)

d.  on Talk Shows (to talk about my Reality TV Show–on TLC?)

 PLUS….

NEW   Bang & Olufsen  !

above, 46inch TV by Bang & Olufsen Beovision  (the new Bang & Olufsen  3D TV  –85 inch – sells  for   $ 85,000….)

PLUS….

NEW PLACES TO SHOP  (For Shoes !)

1.  at Nordstrom Rack….

 (above Geevy Thomas,  President of  the “new” Nordstrom Rack) 

AND

2.  at  Neiman Marcus site MySimon com

(above Kate Spade Lido –price $98– at  MySimon com)

and 

 Renee’s  Other  Favorite….

                            ….Hats!

 

 

(above, Darcy Creech at Peter Beaton Hat Studios in Nantucket)

PLUS

 

 

NEW SECURITY  TO BUY….

(above, I.D. Stronghold — Blocks RFID Scanning )

AND….

DON’T FORGET !

                                              Buy My Ebooks

“Irma’s House of Numbers”   and   ”Epilogue: Irma’s House of Numbers”  (subtitle:  Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK BELOW  TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_23?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

VIEW  VIDEO:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM&feature=related

Celebrities ! plus Christmas Gift Ideas (+ Armor Concepts and Wedding Bells

 Don’t Forget….

AT  THE  MOVIES:   ”True  Grit”

P L U S

 

ADVERTISE !

The name Renee Ashley Baker produces 7,900,000 -12,000,000 results on the search engine Bing.  (That’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton whose name produces 68,000,000  results . . . .)

A N D

 Christmas Gift Ideas:   books

1.  CLEOPATRA: A Life by Stacy Schiff

   FOR DAD–RUN FLAT TIRES ?

No–an autobiography  about Keith Richards  !#@! (ha ha LOL)

 2.  Life  by Keith Richards

or. . . .

A Mad Man AD Man Christmas. . . .

3.  Sterling’s Gold: Wit and Wisdom of an Ad Man

A GIFT OF WINE. . . .  

4.  WINESTHATROCK COM

(This website sells “rock”  celebrity named wines like Mendocino made Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Woodstock Chardonnay, The Police’s Synchronicity.)

 not a wine drinker?  how bout. . . .

  5.  Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka

 plus

SHOUT OUT:  “Hi Tom”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 and

then 

there’s  7

      “ANDY”

 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  NEW  VIDEO

 (on page one):    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 

 

 

 

 

AND

 

NOW

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Schedule:

1.  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (Renee Ashley Baker dates men in Colorado and in New York).

2.  New York City: 

 Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with Ford Modeling Agency —for representation as Spokesmodel for:

          (a) Nikon Coolpix

         (b) General Motors

        (c) and Other Companies (previously named).

 3.  Renee Ashley Baker will also sign with a HANDBAG  MANUFACTURER (Tiffany & Co for a crocodile handbag?).

 4.  Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with XM/Sirius for Radio Show (Dr. Laura producer?).

5.  Renee Ashley Baker gets married?  

6.  Renee Ashley Baker moves to France (the French Riviera).

7.   Renee Ashley Baker  launches her  perfume line called  –     ”Renee     #9″ .    Renee #9 perfume will HOPEFULLY  be  manufactured by Chanel  (NOT  BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR). 

  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

and  so . . . .

Planning   A   Wedding?

  Would you like your June wedding broadcast ONLINE  to framily and friends?  Here are three companies you’ll want to explore:

1.  LiveInternetWeddings

http://www.barefoothawaiiweddings.com/live-internet-weddings.htm

2.  IDOStream.com

http://idostream.com/

3.  Freedom Calls (for those who are engaged and who are serving in the military).

http://74.6.117.48/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=freedom+calls+online+weddings&fr=yfp-t-701&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=freedom+calls+online+weddings&d=4622364211221894&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3861ac7d,32b7063d&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=d3GQ3T0UzcGyi6FcfXhqHw–

WEDDING  BELLS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. . . .

 

A RECEPTION FOR 400 ?

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have vowed to ‘take vows’ before the end of 2011. . . .   ”I want to get married on a Greek island (maybe Skorpios?) with the wedding reception (for 400 guests) on a yacht docked on the French Riviera (maybe the yacht Christina O ?). . . .I’ll have wedding bells that will ring (and helpers to ring them) I’ll have white doves that will fly (and helpers to release them)–and–Instead of wedding gifts I’d have my 400 guests make donations to my favorite charity (maybe Special Olympics?). . . . Can you hear me Janis Spindel?

NOW 

         CHRISTMAS   GIFT   IDEAS. . . .

                                      That Touch of Mink   (in Pink!)

     by  Nick  Pologeorgis of New York

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and last  (but never least)  . . . .

 NEIMAN MARCUS CHRISTMAS CATALOG 2010

a sailable House !

 

an edible  House! 

and

Renee’s Favorite Charities. . . .

1.  SpecialOlympics.org

2.  MyArchway.org

3.  AnnFrank.com

4.  CharityNavigator.org

5.  CharityWatch.org

6.  Interaction.org

7.  GoldStar.org

8.  Give.org

9.   CShares.org

10.  LaptopGiving.org

11.  Si.edu/plangiv (Smithsonian Institute Legacy Society)

and for the Soldiers:

12.  TreesForTroops.org

13.  Flatdaddies.com

14.  ProjectSanctuary.org

Still “NO” to Warner Bros , No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna’s Company, and No to all others Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .

 

                                        and  for home safety

VIEW  ARMOR CONCEPTS  VIDEO (click link below):

http://www.armorconcepts.com/

HAPPY   SHOPPING! 

Renee’s French Riviera

 

 

Where Renee Ashley Baker will go to design handbags. . . .

NEW! QUESTION + AUCTION + Cyber Monday, Success, The Social Graces (and my radio show in New York)

 

above, “The Transporter” starring Jason  (a 20th Century Fox release)

QUESTION:  What was the address FOR  the “package” that went to (shall we say) “SMITHEREENS”?

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be taking photographs with DeSciose.  I expect that these photographs will be available to be published on MAGAZINE WEBSITES  (in  December 2010) and to be published in magazines (in January 2011).

re:  AUCTION (ebay)

An auction will be held on an ebay site.  Look for details on www JFKRFKAshley.blogspot com. . . . (OPENING BID:  $500,000)

now on to Cyber Bob

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000? 

HERE  ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

1.  www.store.komando.com

2.  www.Dubliwelcome.com

3.  www.RedEnvelope.com

4.  www.Bluefly.com

5.   www.eluxury.com

6.  www.SheFinds.com

7.  www.FatWallet.com

8.  www.RetailMeNot.com

9.  www.Amazon.com

10.  www.BedandBreakfast.com

11.    www.Barneys.com

12.   www.NeimanMarcus.com

 

So–you wanna

BUY A FIREPLACE. . . .

Want to sing Christmas carols by the fire?  Visit these websites below:

1.  www.euroflues.com

2.  www.sparkfires.com

 3.  www.bloch-design.com

 

LOOKING FOR  AN IPAD WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED? 

Try: Brookstone’s  I AM THEREFORE IPAD

View at: www.Brookstone.com

SUCCESS   SUCCESS   SUCCESS 

Building Your Brand?

Read: “The Art of Non-Conformity”

(It’s about “success” on your terms)

A FRANCHISE ?

Try:  GameTruckParty.com

WANT TO MAKE MONEY FROM HOME?

Try: 

1.  IncomeAtHome.com

2. GoHereNext.com

and my

SHOUT OUT TO PARAMOUNT:

Dear Paramount and Mr. Moonves:  Let’s meet to talk about :

1.  “56 Steps” for Tom Cruise

2.  A theatrical motion picture about “Omega” (sister-in-law of Nancy. . . .

and

SHOUT OUT TO DR. LAURA: (re: Radio in New York)

Dear Dr. Laura:  I’d like you to produce my radio show.  Ownership would be as follows:  20% Renee Ashley Baker, 30% Dr. Laura and 50% the syndicator.  My radio show would be broadcast from New York. . . .

 

“GOOD-BYE  LESLIE  NIELSEN”

                                             from Renee Ashley Baker

Christmas Couples,Christmas Cupcakes, Christmas Movies, Christmas Songs….

Mr. and Mrs. James Brolin

Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise

Mr. and Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Mr. and Mrs. Michael J. Fox

“Always Looking Up”

and….

Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates

“Always Looking”

Plus….

CUP CAKES ANYONE?

Neiman Marcus CupCake Cars

plus….

Christmas Movies (At A Theatre Near You)

“Inglorious Bastards” (starring Brad Pitt)

Sherlock Holmes (From Baker Street)

and…

“Avatar”
(aka Pandora’s War)

Plus…

DVD Movies (At Amazon,Netflix,Blockbuster)

Disney’s “UP” and Disney’s “Earth”

WINNERS SONGWRITING CONTEST!

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have selected/chosen the winners of the First Annual “Christmas Song Songwriting Contest (On Myspace)”. To hear the winners visit my Blog at:
http://www.MySpace.com/ReneeBakerStudios

OR LOG ONTO:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

“WRITE A SONG/CRISTMAS TIME IS HERE” (A Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker…

 

“WRITE A SONG”

"Christmas Time Is Here"

“WRITE A SONG” (Christmas Time Is Here)
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
(Set To “Christmas Time Is Here”. Music by Vince Guarldi and Original Lyrics by Annie Haslam)

Christmas Time Is Here
Time For Thankful Cheer
Write A Song Of Love Forlorn
And I’ll Pull You Near

Christmas Time Is Fine
Joyful It Reminds
Write A Rhyme of Happy Times
And I’ll Call You Mine

What Note Sends You High

Floating Through The Sky

Find A Chord That’s Snug  and Warm

And Then My Love I’ll Sigh

Christmas Time Is Here

 Lovers Dreams To Share  

 Misseltoe , the music flows,

 to win my heart just dare

Oh win my heart just dare

VIEW VIDEO (and sing along)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=213PQuV83-o

Black Friday….For The Black Knight

BLACK KNIGHT ?

Valiant Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer …..

BLACK FRIDAY ?

Did you know that every First Lady — up to and including Jackie Kennedy– shopped at Neiman Marcus? (Well, maybe not Martha but–she would have….)

Renee Ashley’s Neiman Marcus….On Black Friday (or on white Wednesday)…. Neiman Marcus is the place to shop. “I, Renee Ashley, have a closet full of Chanel dresses”….So, for that perfect silk Chanel silk blouse (or for that handsome cashmere turtleneck sweater for him) always visit Neiman Marcus….

plus….A SHOUT OUT!

I, Renee Ashley (aka Renee Ashley Baker) give a “Shout Out To Val Kilmer”….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 MILLION DOLLARS (companies that include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–”Renee Perfume by Chanel”–, AT&T, IBM, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Germany (to Berlin).

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