“The Ballet” by Renee Ashley Baker…. #Kitri Ballet, #dance, #ballet, #Entertainment, #Entertainers, #Celebrities….

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Erma French Perfume and Design….

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(The Wertheimers ?)

12/12/12: The Best Christmas Holiday Travel, The Best Travel Products, The Best “Stay at Home” Real Estate, The Best Dance Stage Performance, The Best Broadway Stage Performance, The Best on the Runway Stage and The Best Numbers in History

(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919″)

Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….

My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960′s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920′s or 1930′s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.

My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….

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Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars

FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).

REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
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The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)

(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)

“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)

The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)

The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….

The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)

The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)

The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)

December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)

RE: W

W is for “Wonder”.

“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)

ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
(ReneeAB9 and….5)

(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MOORE….)

And A Happy New Year! (From Renee Ashley Baker)

NYE PARTY RECIPES: “Oysters Rockefeller Renee” and “Renee’s Pink Champagne Punch”

RECIPE 1: OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER RENEE (When Served With Pink Champagne)

24 oysters on the half shell
1 cup butter
1/3 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots or scallions
1/2 small clove garlic, finely minced
2 cups chopped watercress
1/3 cup chopped fennel
1/3 cup fine, soft bread crumbs
1/4 cup anisette or Pernod
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1. Preheat oven to hot (450 F)
2. Fill four tin pie plates with rock salt and
arrange six oysters on each.
3. In a skillet heat the butter, add the parsley,
celery, shallots and garlic and cook three minutes. Add the watercress and fennel and cook until the
watercress wilts, about one minute.
4. Pour mixture into the container of an
electric blender and add the remaining ingredients.
Blend until the sauce is thoroughly pureed,
about one minute. If a blender is not available, ut the ingredients through a food mill or pound in a mortar.
5. Place one tablespoon of the sauce on each oyster and spread to the rim of the shell. Bake the oysters just until the sauce bubbles, about four minutes.
6. Serve immediately with Pink Champagne.
Yield: 4 Servings

RECIPE 2: RENEE’S PINK CHAMPAGNE PUNCH (When Made With Pink Champagne)

6 lumps sugar
Dash of bitters
1 cup high-quality cognac
3 bottles chilled Pink Champagne

1. Place the sugar lumps in a punch bowl. Sprinkle with bitters and add the cognac.
2. At serving time, uncap the champagne and add to the bowl. Add ice. If desired, decorate with fruit.
Yield: 20 Servings

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having “champagne” this New Years Eve (in Denver) with a handsome, blonde haired, blue-eyed man who is from Highlands Ranch…..Now listen to Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs “Champagne” and “Diamonds”….

FIRST: “DIAMONDS”

DIAMONDS FOR CHRISTMAS? LUCKY YOU….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Gift To Get For Christmas? Read Then Listen Below:

“Diamonds”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker For Miss Barbra Streisand. Can somebody Please Tell Miss Streisand About This Website #@!?”)

“Diamonds”

(bridge)
I Only Know It Takes 3 C’s And Light

Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Smoke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds
Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Choke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds

(end chorus repeats and fades out)

CLICK WORD “DIAMONDS” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Diamonds\" by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Movies:

5. Holiday Inn
4. Babes In Toyland (1934)
3. White Christmas
2. It’s A Wonderful Life
1. Miracle On 34th Street

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Ballet:

The Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker”

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Address:

HEAR AT: http://www.youtube.com/TheRoyalChannel

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Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

CLICK WORD “CHAMPAGNE” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Champagne\" by Renee Ashley Baker

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker for A motion picture. A “romantic comedy” about a “couple who don’t seem to have a ‘ghost of a chance’ but who, through some ‘miracle’, are given a great and everlasting love” …. Hopefully my motion picture will ‘Star’ Miss Barbra Streisand and Mr. Harrison Ford”….)

“CHAMPAGNE”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)

It’s not sane
But why complain
Can’t sell me love
Oh heaven above
The reason is plain

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly lie
That I’ll never buy
Till death do they part

He said, I’ll try every day to get by just say that you love me
She said, Yes–I’ll only be yours, for your love I’d kill
He said, Dear I must have you now you know you can own me
I say, Why–suddenly fry–just refill

Decision is made
Plans are laid
Just wait till dawn
They’ll both be gone
All Devils get paid

A dagger is art
A poisonous heart
Oh change your mind
Just take more time
It’s death or you’ll part

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one, forever you will
Cop said, Now we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

(music interlude)

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one forever you will
Cop said, So we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

With champagne
Thoughts get made
It’s east or its west
The worst or the best
Its sun or its shade

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly sigh
I’ll bubble on by
But I’ll never part
With champagne
(The End)

PLUS….JUST FOR FUN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(CLICK WORDS “JUST FOR FUN” BELOW AND LISTEN)

Just For Fun: From Renee

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies–for $21 Million Dollars. (The 21 companies include, Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–”Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo,AT&T, IBM, Rolex of Switzerland and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”…)

Note: Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO”
to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Russia: Bold, Brainy, Beautiful and Blooming!

Perfect in pink….

Perfect in white….

WHO IS OKSANA BAIUL?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Oksana Baiul is The Bolshoi meets The Ice Capades !”)

RUSSIA’S RICHEST:
Did you know that the total net worth of ‘Russia’s 100 Richest People” is $142 billion dollars? And that 32 Russian billionaires made ‘Forbes 100 Richest List” (Russian edition)

MOSCOW’S RACIEST
Did you know that top Formula-1 Teams careened around The Kremlin on July 14-17 2009, Formula 1 racing backer Peter Sweenkles says that Moscow is ready to host a Formula 1 event. (A Formula 1 race track is presently being built in Moscow and will be completed in the year 2010)

MOSCOW’S RESORTIEST
Did you know that Moscow now has golf courses ranked among the ‘Top 100 Golf Clubs’ in the world? Yes, Moscow now has clubs the Moscow Golf and Country Club and Le Meridien Moscow Country Club. Membership? Membership in Moscow’s golf and country clubs start at $25,000 a year….

MOSCOW’S RITZIEST
Did you know that the new Ritz-Carlton (in Moscow) is a $350 Million Dollar, 334-room hotel for Russian billionaires? The hotel has an Imperial Russian facad with a roof top bar (the “OZ” lounge) that has a glass dome, black tile floor, red velvet cacoon chairs, and white leather furnishings. The hotel also has a restaurant (“Jeroboam”) which will serve the “Tsars Breakfast”. (The “Tsars Breakfast” costs $700 per person and includes a bottle of Crystal Champagne. The “Tsars Breakfast” also includes an “Omlet” made with Kobe beef steak, parmigiano cheese, reggiano cheese, and truffle fois gras; along with carmelized apple and pain brioche, sour cream, quail eggs, and blinis with 56 grams of Beluga Carviar….

SO HOW’S THE AMERICAN ECONOMY?

The American Economy Is So Bad That….

“The rich people on Park Avenue all fired their nannies and LEARNED their childrens’ names”

“The Motel 6 WON’T leave the light on for you anymore”

“The cashiers at the McDonald’s are now asking ‘Can you AFFORD fries with that burger?’ “

Jokesters Unknown….