December 12, 2012 (Wednesday)
To Managers/Agents:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking to hire a “Manager” and/or “Agent” to do the following:
1. Obtain/Negotiate a “Syndicated Newspaper Column/Podcast Contract” (if I don’t already have such a contract “on the table” at this writing).
2. Obtain/Negotiate an “Internet Podcast Contract” or “Licensing Partnership Contract” –hopefully–with Facebook/Mark Zuckerberg for five years (for 500,000 shares of “Facebook stock”–in lieu of salary–meaning a NO CASH transaction).
3. Obtain/Negotiate the SALE of 40% Ownership of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” (for $12-15 Million Dollars).
4. Obtain/Negotiate a “Satellite Radio Talk Show Host Contract” for a “radio show” that would be “broadcast” from Paris France (hopefully– a radio show with XM/Sirius for– five years–at $2 Million Dollars per year). and….
5. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France where I will become a “citizen” of France….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(click wreath or question mark below to view my new videos or hear my new songs….)
A NEW VIDEO….CLICK ON QUESTION MARK BELOW TO VIEW….(or click on “Golden Wreath” To Hear NEW SONG). . . . TAKE YOUR CHOICE !
FYI:
Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..
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NOW, NOW, NOW
Guess Whose Welsh ?
My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….
My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….
As is the FABULOUS….
(Dame Shirley Bassey)
“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker
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December 1, 2012
TO: Barbra Streisand OR Richard Branson
Columbia/Sony
Capital/EMI
Bertlesmann
Disney Music
Mel Gibson’s Record Label
and (2 others not named)
From: Renee Ashley Baker
re: “THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG”
1. “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” MAY be for Sale. I, Renee Ashley Baker, MAY sell FORTY PERCENT (40%) OWNERSHIP of my song catalog. “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” consists of songs (lyrics and melodies) written SOLELY by Renee Ashley Baker.
2. INCLUDED
There are seven (7) “RAP” songs to be “Included” in the Sale: “Stranded On The Island” “BAB-RA(Eye to I)”, “FAME(Remix)”, “Ode To Nikita”, “Gonna Rock This Dress”, “Interlude Rap For Nippy(Yes Jesus Loves Me)”, and “Sunshine REMIX (lyrics only)” .
3. NUMBER (TOTAL)
There are approximately forty (40)songs all total (in Vol 1 and Vol 2). Four (4) of these songs will be “Excluded” from the Sale and they are: “Mr. KKBB”, “Diamonds” , “Love is Blind” and “The Red Tree”.
4. EXCLUDED
There are other songs to be “excluded” from the Sale and they are “Dueling Matchmakers/Barbie If You Will”, “I’m Too Sexy(Remix)”, “The Tiger Wife Rap (Rapture)”, and “Write A Song (Christmas Time Is Here)”.
5. NEW SONGS
I will Include a “not-yet-written” Volume 3 (a Vol 3) in the Sale. (Twenty–20–songs to be written by Renee Ashley Baker between 2013 and 2023).
6. THE PRICE
I am seeking $12-15 MILLION DOLLARS for 40% Ownership of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog (Vol 1, Vol 2, Vol 3).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping
For THEM
“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)
Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)
and….and…and…
For HIM the “Jag XL 2012″
(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)
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AND….
For HER…. Fur
Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)
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For Children
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AND
FOR POOCH
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and
For Help (On The Skin)
Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….
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and
For Help (On The Road)
The Roadside Assistant R148
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Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:
For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)
#Amazon com
For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)
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For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)
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For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)
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Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?
HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:
http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com
RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?
For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”
#Tiffany com
For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags
#Louis Vuitton.com
and
My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)
# Chanel.com
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now…now…now….FOR
THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker
PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).
SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).
I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).
II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).
III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.
IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.
V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).
VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !
VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.
VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).
IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.
1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.
2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).
The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.
X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”
Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….
XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”
Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)
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LOST THEN FOUND?
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