“The Kitri Ballet!”
Erma French Perfume and Design….
(The Wertheimers ?)
re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).
TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.
COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.
“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
The Buck Stops Where ?
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18′s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)
Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.
PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)
What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).
Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)
What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)
Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)
General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)
Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?
JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?
(aka THE AFTERMATH)
Benghazi Consulate Before
There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).
Map of Benghazi
Benghazi Consulate After…..
Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated
WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….
Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)
F L O W E R S
“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker
(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)
ABOUT MY MOTHER:
1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).
2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).
3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960′s).
4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)
5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).
6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).
7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.
8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).
9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.
My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)
Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….
“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..
NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..
Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….
Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”
“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….
WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?
(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)
NEW ! NEW ! NEW !
( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)
(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)
Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)
No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)
BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)
Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)
Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….
Sir Edward M Kennedy
“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”
THE EMERALD ISLE ?
To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….
Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org
FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207
THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?
Ooops ! There He Goes !
(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )
Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)
WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)
My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !
Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)
Below “The Aegen”
Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..
To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:
Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….
Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.
(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919″)
Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….
My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960′s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920′s or 1930′s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.
My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….
Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars
FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).
REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)
(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)
“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)
The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)
The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….
The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)
The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)
The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)
December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)
W is for “Wonder”.
“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)
ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
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“WHAT NEXT?” (TWITTER ME CHALLENGE)
The Contest (#Contest)
STEP 2: VIEW VIDEOS
View each of the six videos below….
VIEW VIDEO (click on finger #1)
VIEW VIDEO (click on #2)
VIEW VIDEO (click on #3)
VIEW VIDEO (click on #4)
VIEW VIDEO (click on #5)
VIEW VIDEO (click on #6)
STEP 3: GO TO
Go to my Twitter Page and “FOLLOW ME”.
(Click on picture of T Bird below to go to my #Twitter Page)
STEP 4: TWEET ME:
Tweet Me your “idea” for my New Year video (January 2013). If–If–I like your Idea I’ll do it and you will get, as compensation, a free poster of yourself (or of your friends or of your family) and a “Mystery Prize” (to be disclosed on New Year’s Day 2013). Click on picture “T” for Twitter below to go back to my Twitter Site…..
The challenge of course is for me to “produce” your “idea” on the limited $100 per video budget (that I basically made each of the 6 Videos above for. Really! Just $100! Not counting hair, make up and wardrobe of course….LOL).
DEADLINE: December 30, 2012
Your “idea” must be received by December 30, 2012 and each “CONTESTANT” may submit only TWO ideas for a video.
AGE REQUIREMENT: 21
Contestants must be 21 years of age to Enter.
1. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) will become the property of Renee Ashley Baker.
2. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) are original and created by the Contestant themselves.
3. Contestant Agrees That any and all compensation (aka the winning prizes) will non-monetary and will be ONLY those “prizes” specified.
4. Contestant Agrees NOT to submit nor post any “racial” nor “ethnic slurs” (nor any pornography)….
GOOD LUCK! AND MAY THE BEST “IDEA” WIN !
Below, a relative’s house (Miss M). This is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, spent Christmas 2012….
Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)
The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.
Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )
AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )
WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……
Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..
“Years ago (in the 1980′s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….
HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:
now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….
I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)
II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)
IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)
V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….
NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….
T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
Renee Ashley Baker
I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..
(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….
re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors
1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).
2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….
3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).
4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.
NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….
New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….
MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….
JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….
Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..
HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?
On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….
Gilded Age Grandeur
and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES
P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?
And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..
Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….
HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…
above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)
plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:
In New York State
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house
Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….
MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….
Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..
PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET
A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?
MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..
Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar
STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….
Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..
TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….
Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?
ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….
Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….
A NEW FB ADDRESS
Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….
AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….
FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….
OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:
View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)
“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)
Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)
Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..
I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)
TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….
NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….
p l u s
View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….
Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?
p l u s
To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
Click On Renee Below To View Videos….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)
SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )
“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….
(click on Snoopy to view video)
WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”
SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:
TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com
“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)
“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)
DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012
Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.
Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….
This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….
P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.
Renee Ashley Baker
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