NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

…..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

(and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

Below “Love Potion #9″

VIEW NEW VIDEO….
STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

The Beautiful Mrs. A

You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5″ aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

NOW….

TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

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Fashion Week: Renee Ashley Baker’s Week in Paris….

CLAIR’S FAVORITE DESIGNERS….

Christian Louboutin….

Christian Dior….

PLUS….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST…

FOR CONTEST RULES CLICK WORDS “MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST” BELOW….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

Fashion Week/Paris France:Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Baker's Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

CHANEL meets the ‘Bardot Beehive’….

Chanel Spring 2010

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker, want front row tickets to fashion week and….I want to KISS DANIEL CRAIG and KISS MEL GIBSON TOO)

Plus…More (Moore) Woman Size Couture?

Balmain spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

plus–remember–”They Don’t Know Where It’s At”

http://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/history-monday-they-dont-know-where-its-at/

FASHION WEEK: The Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

WOMAN SIZE TALENT: TAYLOR SWIFT RARE GOLD

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

WOMAN SIZE STEPPING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Choos

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

WOMAN SIZE RUSSIAN

Vogue Russia October 2009

WOMAN SIZE SAINTLY HOOD:

BLACK: St. John's "Little Black Dress"

WOMAN SIZE SIGNALING:

Nanette LaPore Couture

WOMAN SIZE SOCIALITING:

Renee Ashley Baker's "Winter White Chanel" as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

WOMAN SIZE METROPOLITAN:

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museum's "Model as Muse" Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

WOMAN SIZE SCOOTERING:

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Marie Osmond "Goes Read For Women"

WOMAN SIZE READING:

"10 10 10" by Suzy Welch

WOMAN SIZE SPRINTING:

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour's 100 Meter Run in Berlin

WOMAN SIZE CALLING:

Renee Ashley Baker's AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

WOMAN SIZE PARENTING:

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

WOMAN SIZE EXERCISE:

Renee's Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (he's Ukrainian)

WOMAN SIZE HEALTHY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Vitamin Drink

One A Day For Women

WOMAN SIZE HOME SAUNA:

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

WOMAN SIZE BEAUTY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Cosmetics:

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

WOMAN SIZE TOTEING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Carry All

Chanel Multipurse

WOMAN SIZE CREAMY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Face Cream:

Creme De La Mer

TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA AND TO MY READERS (IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50 STATES….)

Just so that all of my “readers” and “fans” know “the deal”…I “am” looking for a man–caucasian–to live with in Germany. And–I’m looking on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com and Matt’s Little Black Book (NYC). I’ll post all “results” on this Blog!

2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Germany and Monaco Monte Carlo for the next 1-5 years. (I plan to ask Prince Albert for a “title”. How about “Commandette of the Empire of the Principalities”? ).

3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Ford Modeling Agency in New York City represent me as “Spokes Model” for 20 Companies (plus Swarovski of Austria to design a line of jewelry boxes “Pandora’s Box”)

4. I, Renee Ashey Baker, still say “NO”: No to TMZ, No to Fox 31, No to David Geffen, No to Madonna, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry, No to CBS.

FASHION WEEK: Men’s Fashion Page by Renee Ashley Baker

Form by Petra

Menswear designer Petra

Special Thanks Getty Images

FORM

Every well dressed, handsome (and sexy) man has to have “Form”….
“Form” is the new menswear line from Petra Ecclestone (daughter of billionaire and Formula One race car driver Bernie Ecclestone). The fabulous Petra (who resides in the fashionable section of London) premiered her menswear line London last Spring….Petra has a fabulous touch for men–wouldn’t you say?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Say Petra–I’d like to meet the “man” in the photo…He so fine!”…)

MAN SIZE MEDAL:

“Commander of the British Empire?” (Why not)

Sexy Robert Plant "Commander of the British Empire"

(“Oh Baby, Hey Baby, Oh Baby”….)

MAN SIZE READING:

"By His Own Rules" Donald Rumsfeld

The U.S. Secret Service as disclosed by Ronald Kessler

"Culture of Corruption" by Michelle Malkin

Malkin says, in her book (and I paraphrase): “Little Barack Obama is a black Muslim Marxist who has flung “Czars” hither and yonder and convoluted with the ‘community pimp organizing’ offices at Acorn”.

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “That Malkin so mean !”)

MAN SIZE SEARCHING: (The new Yahoo Bing!)

Bing by Yahoo!

MAN SIZE SOCIALIZING:(Fall/Winter 2009 Now Online)

Brooks Brothers logo

MAN SIZE MADDENING:

"Mad Men"

“And The Winner Is….Mad Men”

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “And The Winner Is…Quaser”)

MAN SIZE LIVING:

"Living Better With Steve Spitz"

MAN SIZE MUSIC:

New York Symphony Orchestra

“The New York Symphony Orchestra plays Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite music”….)

MAN SIZE GADGETING:

Renee's AT&T CRUISE CAST

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Zippo Cigerette Lighter Digital Camera by Digital Dream

Obsessed with spying on man’s two legged best friend? (Meaning yur girl?) then try the new cigerette ligher/digital camera by Digital Dream….
Now… “secret picture taking” can be pre-set at intervals 90 minutes apart. The camera records video and audio, and can store 500 pages of text and images (much like a portable hard drive) and–it’s still a Zippo cigerette lighter !

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “England still makes the best gadgets don’t they?”)

MAN SIZE MANEUVERING (“The New Maybach!”):

Maybach 2010

MAN SIZE SEA FARING: (The new Mirabella!)

The "Mirabella V"

MAN SIZE EVERYTHING IN MONACO MONTE CARLO: (Prince Albert Of Monaco Monte Carlo “doin the ?”)

Prince Albert does "the wave"

MAN SIZE MAN-MEN-SHIP:

"Excuses Be Gone" by Dr. Wayne Dyer

The Plunge.com

"Yahoo's Guide To Living In The Moment"

MAN SIZE PARENTING:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Still playing on Broadway (or on DVD)…

MAN SIZE WORSHIP:

Rabbis Learn Self Defense

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: Happy Rosh Hashanah!)

plus….

LOVE MATCH (in NYC):

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a “love match” with the right man. I, Renee Ashley Baker, like “white men only” —that is–I, Renee Ashley Baker, like Caucasian men only– (No Mexicans, No Spanish, No Musilims, No Blacks and No Italians….Italians are too mean!). So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking to meet the right (white ) “nice guy” on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com or Little Black Book who will “wine and dine” me in New York City over Thanksgiving Week. (Meaning “he” pays—pays for the airplane ticket, he pays for the 4 star hotel, and he pays for the entertainment (at “21″ and “The New York Symphony Orchestra concert”)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t watch baseball, I don’t like basketball and I don’t like football. However–I love race car drivers (the Le Mans Grand Prix in Monte Carlo fascinates me!)….I–am now on Eharmony.com To find out more about Renee Ashley Baker. Visit:
http://www.likeme.net/users/Renee Ashley Baker….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHEY BAKER….

 

25  Things About Renee Ashley Baker

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis Missouri.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in my mother’s four bedroom mini mansion which–had gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (like they have in the palaces of Europe).

2.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, began studying BALLET at the age of  7 and danced  ‘en pointe’ (on point) at the age of  9.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have a father whose father is of English and Welsh descent.

4.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have a father whose mother’s lineage (descent) can be traced to the Isle of Harris.

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a photographer who once had my own dark room (and a Pentax 35mm and an Olympus 35mm).

6.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, have danced at clubs/discos (in New York) where royalty (Princess Diane von Furstenberg) and celebrities (Matt Dillon) were present.

7.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be an AMBASSADOR (like Pamela Harriman) .

8.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, can speak flluent English and French….I can say “No” in four languages….”no”, “non” “nyet” “nien”. (No to Qwest and No to Rita B Salon.  I do NOT want Qwest or Rita B Salon to sponsor  any Renee Ashley Baker website/blog.  I am staying with AT&T and with (Bliss Nail Spa and with the Ritz Hotel Nail/Hair Salon in Boston) .   AND….

9.  I, Renee Ashley Baker WILL do “product endorsements”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be a ‘Spokes Model’  for the following 12 companies.  (I will HIRE the Ford Modeling Agency to represent me….).  Renee’s 12 companies:  AT&T, Microsoft, Yahoo, Hughes Direct TV, Chanel/Chanel Cosmetics, Creme de la Mer,  Haagan Das French Vanilla Ice Cream, Got Milk (the Dairy Board) Neiman Marcus, Moet Champagne/LVMH, Jimmy Choo and an “auto maker” (Mercedes Benz or General Motors ‘Buick’) 

Glamorous Wednesday: Renee’s Chanel Lace

                                   

                      I have already prepared my Chanel “order”.     I am buying the   outfit (pictured above) to wear out and about in Washington DC….Senator Edward M. Kennedy will be taking me to dinner.  (I will be sending a photo of my dinner with Senator  Kennedy–and Mrs Kennedy– to the editor of the “society page” of   “Town & Country”   magazine….)

     What a fabulous look for evening.  (It’ll  fit  nicely in my closet Mr. Karl !)

                                                                            

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued at $73.5 million dollars….

   “NO” to Gail/Gale….and still “NO” to Hausfadter

   (now….read about Jodie below)….

Preview: Renee’s Endeavors “On The Set”

                                                                                                 

                               ”Fashion:  Renee’s Chanel Order”

            To:  Chanel

            Below are the “outfits” that I wish to order  from Chanel.   I’ll want them in your “largest” pret-a- porter sizes….(I am not fat but  I am  not a “bone showing” size 2 either).

           As you can see  ( link below) this wardrobe (this “War—robe”) has to carry me through the day “on the set”,  “at the office”,  at “dinner or event”, and on weekends (for shopping or for facials at the salon).

           After,  this “2008 spring-summer/fall winter season” I would like (for 2009) a “look book” and– I’d like “front row seats” at your show.  (I’m not “good friends” with any celebrities yet so I’ll probably come alone.  Unless, say,  actress Catherine Deneuve would “sit with me” at the Paris shows).

   
          Anywho  I will  be in for “couture” fittings (for a  “Ball Gown” and three or four Chanel suits which I want “lined” in patterned silk and “trimmed” in sable….)         

           I look forward to meeting with you at your Washington  DC store which– I believe– is inside the Watergate Hotel.   (Note:  I “will” be handing in my “white pages” once I have arrived in Washington DC but–I “won’t” be doing “this”  at the Watergate).

           Continued thanks.  
      
          Very truly yours,

         Renee Ashley Baker                            

       
                             On ” The Set” :  Chanel Denim
   
                                

                             At “The Office”: Dresses and heels

                              

                         “Weekend”

                                 

                           
    For Dinner or other Events: cocktail dresses, evening gowns, and the lace evening pant

                                           
                             Accessories:                         
                                       
                            Chanel scarves
                            Chanel quilted chain handbag
          Chanel spectator flats/Chanel tennis                                       
                            Chanel jewelry
                            Chanel Red lipstick

       ( CLICK LINK BELOW TO VIEW THE ENTIRE CHANEL COLLECTION)

 View: http://nymag.com/fashion/fashionshows/2008/spring/main/europe/womenrunway/chanel/index1.html

           Thank you Disney for the $73.5 million!                  

                                         

Movie Thursday: STATUES (Without Limitations)

                                             

STATUE–ESQUE  GIRLS !

Hera:  Queen Of The Goddesses

Signature Look:  Imperious Yet Approachable

(Renee’s Aside: A ‘Chanel’ Woman I Presume”. click link below)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/X163788536RB/00560m.jpg

Artemis:  Goddess Of The Hunt

Signature Look:  Chiffon, Bows (and Arrows)

(“Renee’s Aside:  Saint Yves–Laurent That Is”.  click link below)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/X163788536RB/Misc/35.jpg

Athena:  Goddess Of War

Signature Look:  Tough Headgear

(“Renee’s Aside: Helmut  Lang  Ready To Wear”. click link below)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/X163788536RB/Misc/22.jpg

Chloris:  Goddess Of Flowers

Signature Look:  An “Explosion” Of Blooms

(“Renee’s Aside: A Rose Is A Rose”.  click link below)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/X163788536RB/Misc/1499439476_46304da959.jpg

Aphrodite:  Goddess Of Desire, Beauty and Love

Signature Look:  Flowing Locks With An Unlocked Heart

(“Renee’s Aside:  Lanvin For Romance”. click link below)

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj87/X163788536RB/Misc/2128270014_b3edf2d218_o.jpg

And regarding “Fashion Week”: 

I was glad to see (on a tv commercial) that the clothing labels of  ugly Sean Puffy Combs and of “ugly” Kimora Lee had been “dumped” in the flea market where they belong….

special thanks: The New York Times, New York Magazine, Tash on Thompson on Flickr,  and So Schwul on Flickr. 

Movie Tuesday: SOCIETY

SOCIETY  GIRLS….

Renee Rockefeller and  Princess Alexandra of Greece, Socialite and Royalty

                                              

Cornelia Guest, Actress-Movie Star

Glenn Close, Actress-Movie Star

                    

Amanda Hearst, Socialite-Model

Aerin Lauder, Socialite-Heiress

            The dirty little “C-list Shakedown Cowtown” called Denver CANNOT do anything with Renee Ashley Baker…. 

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an ‘output deal’ valued at $73.5 million dollars…..