“The Ballet” by Renee Ashley Baker…. #Kitri Ballet, #dance, #ballet, #Entertainment, #Entertainers, #Celebrities….

“The Kitri Ballet!”

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring….!!!

Erma French Perfume and Design….

by

(The Wertheimers ?)

The Art Of It All …. (to be continued)….

Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to work for (hopefully) the owners of Chanel (aka The Wertheimer Bros)….

To view my new FaceBook Page click on FB logo above)….

Now….

“THE ART”….

The Art Of The Kiss (by–via–Janis Spindel Matchmaking.Com)

The Art Of The Wedding (by CRANE 2012)

The Art Of The Glass (by Steuben)

The Art Of The Sofa (Art Deco by Christopher Guy)

The Art Of The Queen (Alexander McQueen by The Rug Company)

The Art Of The Range (by La Cornue)

The Art Of “MY” Deal (by Sylvania ?)

The Art Of The Ski (by Nira Alpina in St. Moritz Switzerland)

The Art of the Couture (Chanel)

plus…Plus….PLUS

The Art Of The Hour (by Piaget)

The “Tradition” by Piaget (below) was a “favorite” of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. The newest “edition” (an 18k rose-gold version) costs $57,000.

NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

…..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

(and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

Below “Love Potion #9″

VIEW NEW VIDEO….
STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

The Beautiful Mrs. A

You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5″ aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

NOW….

TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

SCROLL DOWN……FOR SECURITY (HOME AND BODY)

RENEE’S FAVORITES….plus shout out To Tiffany & Co, Sotheby’s, Ford Modeling, at&t, GM (plus Gotta A Rental House in The Hamptons?)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wet suit” ….A Ford Modeling Gig for Renee?

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite nail polish….HARD CANDY….

p l u s l i s t e n

TO HEAR MUSIC TO “SUNSHINE REMIX” CLICK ON MICROPHONE ABOVE….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to meet with the Chairman and/or President of Tiffany & Co (in New York) abut my designing (for Tiffany & Co) the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag….Which will sell for $3,000 – $10,000.

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Dear Sotheby’s Auction House: As previously stated, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “auctioning” 9 of my photographs to a European “art collector”. I’d like a “million dollar guarantee” (although I will sell/auction two other photographs for a minimum bid of $10,000 each).

p l u s

Dear Rental House Owners: Have you got a house in South Hampton or East Hampton that you can rent on “flexible terms”?

p l u s

Dear Ford Modeling Agency: As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “representing me” as a “spokes model” for AT&T, GM, Moet Champagne, Chanel, Jimmy Choo…..

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Yes, the New York MEN in Janis Spindel’s “rolodex” will be able to email, text message and phone Renee Ashley Baker. (I am seriously looking for a husband so I expect you “MEN” to be serious too….)

and here’s Renee….

(Scroll Down To View Videos Starring Renee)

NEW! Project ! (plus Baker2 Tax Plan by Renee Ashley Baker (Plus Top Business Books For Entrepreneurs….AND Louis Vuitton)

 

            Renee’s New Project…..

            

click link to view:http://www.rockethub.com/projects/5912-film-short-music-video-the-red-tree

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 ”Interviews   with   Renee”

 

Dear Movers and Shakers (50 – 100 years of age):

           I am going to “write requests” (on Facebook Walls) of those people I want to “interview” for my NEW newsletter.  I will  submit –via email –15 questions for you to answer (15  as in “15  minutes” yada yada yada).    My new “newsletter” is a “non-showbusiness newsletter”….

        note:  If the information from Wells Fargo bank  isn’t mailed  to me by the end of the week then I no longer want the account.  (No to Denver’s  showbusiness–meaning “no books”, no ICM, no Universal,no Warner Bros,  no music business, no Clint Eastwood, and  no  to William  Morris….no to Grammercy)

YES TO MY HANDBAG FOR TIFFANY & CO…..

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                                                                           “56    Seconds”

        http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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         To  prove  that  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  had  a  4.0  GPA   in college….here goes….

                                    SIMPLE   TAX    CODE

                                             “6–12–24″

                                                    BY

                                RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

24%  Corporations and Individuals earning $2 million and Up

12%   Individuals and Corporations earning $200,000-$1,999,000

6%    Individuals and Corporations earning $50,000-$199,000

0%   Individuals and Corporations earning $49,000 and Under

CHARITY / PENSION   “LOOP HOLE”

       Those who donate   1/3   of  their “tax bill”  to  ”charity” can then keep (deduct) for their own SEP/IRA/KEOGH Pension Plan/Pension Fund   1/2   of  the  remainder….

THE     NUMBERS:

 

$2,000,000                           (earnings)

                   .24%                         

__________

       480,000                              (tax  bill)

                  .30%                           

__________

       144,000                                (give to charity)

 

Remainder:

       336,000

 -     168,000                           (into own pension fund)

 ___________

       168,000                            (taxes paid to U.S. Government)

 

now….aren’t   I   smart….

 

SO……

What are  Renee Ashley Baker ‘s  favorite cities ?

Paris  France….

 and 

 

                  

Below, the fabulous “Golden Apple” hotel in Moscow….

 

Below, the  elegant  Ritz  Hotel  in  Moscow….

AND….

 

THE TOP BUSINESS BOOKS  FOR  ENTREPRENEURS

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites….

 

 

and….

 

    

and

speaking of  illustration

Below,  Louis’  ”Green”   Speedy….

 

             Renee Ashley Baker still wants to design the “Irmigard” make up case/train case for Louis Vuitton…..

Below Louis Vuitton Resort Collection 2012 designed by Marc Jacobs

 

 

    Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite champage…. 

           

 

Still “no” to Warner Bros and “no”  to HBO and “no” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to…..   Now–scroll down and read….

                                  ” President  Obama  is  Who ?“

Super Bowl 2012 For Men, Safety For Women, Men For Women, and President Obama (aka President ? )

 

  Amulet  Jewelry  …  Click link to view

            future blog home of :

          ”Ashley Lane Jewelers”

                                      http://www.ashleylanejewelers.blogspot.com/

                                                                                       

 

 

 

 

 

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      I hereby now and forever officially dub thee, President Drone.

Yes–President Obama is now  “President Drone”  (and this IS  how World Leaders view President Obama).   So— can the Republican and Conservative opponents  for the White House stop being “piddly” ?     Can you stop acting like school girls?   (Stop acting like the piddly school girls in the silly high school movie “Mean Girls” ?).  Yes–you read right–I did say “GIRLS !”….   Do you Republicans  and Conservatives really think you can beat President Obama with all that garbage?  He has a billion dollar war chest fools!     So–from now on don’t–  anyone–  bring up the following:

(a) President Obama’s  “birth qualifications”. (Mitt Romney has recently announced that “his” father was born in Mexico).

(b) President  Obama’s  “grades and academic achievements”.  (President Obama went to two ivy league colleges –Columbia and Harvard’.   His grandmother–caucasian–was a banker but he probably got scholarships…)

(c) President Obama’s “drug use” ?   Remember–both Clinton and George Bush Jr were reported cocaine /crack cocaine users.  (In fact, in case you didn’t  know —  one of George Bush Jr’s  longtime friends– a popular chinese restaurant owner–was arrested–in Denver—for running a “drug trafficking ring” (LOL)….

(d) President Obama’s “grandiose spending”.  (What grandiose?  Do we want World Leaders to see the President of the United States as some “po welfare man”?)    COME  ON !

The United States is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world.  If President  Obama doesn’t look right world leaders, especially dictators like Ahmadinejad,  will “point and laugh”.  Besides, he–President Obama–could have gone skiing in St. Moritz Switzerland but instead he went to Hawaii where he was born!  ….

What–I think Republicans and Conservatives need to do is STOP and start over with a new plan.  A plan to either “repair” or “embellish” in 2017.    President Obama  IS  going to win another term.  FACE  IT!    And– in 2017 – the Republicans and Conservatives will then have “their chance at it”….The Republicans and Conservatives  will then be able to “embellish” how  Obama “turned it around”  or  “repair” the damage Obama did during his 8 year term.  So–either way have a plan you Republicans and Conservatives and be ready to “jump in” and “get started”  once “Obama” is “out of there” …

By the way–do you know WHY President Obama will win a second term?  Click link below to view 49 million votes that will be “going to President Obama”  in  November….Forty-nine  million votes going to the same man Conservatives have called “the food stamp president’….Click link to view 49 million voters….

 http://youtu.be/sdEvvuL38rM

AND

AND

DO YOU  WANT  ROMANTIC  PLAYS  DURING  PLAYS ?….

START  LOOKING?

Renee Ashley Baker will be using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service in New York to find that “right guy”….

(and  HE has to be 50-70 years of age, caucasian/Jewish, and a millionaire….)

             

 

SINGLE ?  JUST DON’T FORGET ABOUT SAFETY  TOO… 

Hot Walkers (for joggers)….

http://www.diyselfdefense.com/hotwalkers.htm

Pepper Spray Key Ring (for key ring)….

http://safetybuddy.stores.yahoo.net/pepspraykeyr.html

  now….now….now

ARE

   YOU 

       READY

             FOR 

                   SOME 

                            FOOTBALL  ?   

                      

Be Sure To Add These Products To Your Superbowl Party….     

                                                                                 

 Cookies by

Panera of  St. Louis

                                            

    Blue Diamond almonds

and….The Waltons Present:  Edwards Pecan Pie….(at Walmart)….                     

 

 

 

Or

What About Ordering Chinese (with chop sticks ?)….

Beef  and  Snow Peas,  Egg Rolls, Orange Chicken and Fried Rice

and

DON’T  FORGET  TO ….

Check Out The “Authentic  Football Man Recipes”  at:

www. Facebook com/dashrecipes

PLUS….NEXT ?

 

Dorial Green-Beckham football star from St. Louis Missouri

              Is he the most dynamic athlete in the world? 

Renee Ashley Baker was born in St. Louis Missouri….

and….

St. Louis chasing a Tiger

above, photograph  taken by Renee Ashley Baker (at a “relative’s house”)….

 now

“DON’T  GET  ME   STARTED!”

Music To Get You Jumping (Before The Games  Begin)

 

Click link:     http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

                                       scroll down for moore

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France”….

To Venture Capitalists, Crowdsource Funders, Angels….and to Oprah)

                   

SHOUT   OUT   TO

 Angels, Crowd Source Funders, Venture Capitalists and to  Oprah:

 

    1.   If–Oprah were to “give me a job” as a “programming v.p.”  I’d require:

 (a) A Profit Share : 10% ownership of whatever show I create for Oprah and OWN (see four in post below);

 (b) A Salary ;

 (c) A Signing Bonus of   $1,000,000;

 2.  (otherwise I work in Paris France for Chanel Corp and Erma French Perfume and Design….

or

3.   write a “novel trilogy” ….)

NOW….

all  VC, Crowdsource Funders and Angels scroll down and read about CAPOTE’S HAT….

 

Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

Assassination Conspiracy: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy? (Plus Man Murdered At Denver Zoo)

 

SEND   ME   A   SIGN . . . .

 

 

“Send Me A Sign.   Send Me A Winged Messenger—Elaborate Unafraid,   and   GREEN . . . .”

                                          —-Hera  (Goddess of Birds)

 

        In the mid-1960′s my brother “James” lived on 5th Avenue in New York City.    My brother “James”  often told me  about how he would see  former first lady Jackie Kennedy as he –and she–walked to work on the upper East side of New York.  (James, as I’ve previously talked about, did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service). . . .

above, Shuttleworth Peacock photographed by James McClean

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3000 Sales Per Month Needed !

 

 

                                   ”Irma’s  House  Of  Numbers”

                           (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                              Read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

                                     Best ebook for $2.99

CLICK LINK TO AMAZON KINDLE BELOW: 

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=8

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          I am putting on a “Facebook Page” for (Alonzo Ashley) the man who was killed at the Denver Zoo.  He was tasered to DEATH !

        The police taser emits 50,000 volts.  Alonzo Ashley was tasered  3  TIMES ! ! !     Murder charges must be filed against the Denver Police Department (“Criminally negligent homicide” charges must be filed by the F.B.I.).  

  Alonzo Ashley was buried yesterday at Saint Simeon Cemetery….

READ MARVIN BOOKER DEATH STORY:

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_17473330

READ ALONZO ASHLEY FACEBOOK PAGE:

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=222856251090988

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       Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Boston then to Paris France….

Back Bay in Boston Massachusettes:

L’arc de Triomphe in Paris France:

Another Murder In Denver–This Time At The Denver Zoo….(Plus Buy Part 4: Irma’s House Of Numbers)

 

                                                AVAILABLE   NOW  !

         UNBELIEVABLE!   UNPREDICATBLE!   UNFORGETTABLE!

                                    Buy  Now Part  4  !!!

                               The Hunter Of Fascism:

                           “Irma’s House Of Numbers”

                    (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                                                by

                                        R. A. Baker

                          (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

                           Available:  Now

                                Where:   Amazon Kindle Store

                                   Cost:      $10.99

                Also Available Now at Amazon Kindle Ebooks:

   Part 1 ($2.99)     Part 2 ($9.99)      Part 3 ($9.99)

TO BUY PART 4— CLICK LINK  BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE: http://www.amazon.com/Part-Four-Counting-Conspiracy-ebook/dp/B005E07J96/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1311436896&sr=8-4

BUY PARTS  1, 2, 3–CLICK LINK BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

                                                

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                        “MAN  DIES   AT  DENVER   ZOO”

SHOUT OUT

TO ROBERT MUELLER (Director of the F.B.I.):

You like Clemmie (you awarded him several commendations) and–I hope you like me.  I would like you to have the FBI look into a Denver case for possible Federal charges (for “violation of civil rights” and for “criminally neglegent homicide”).

SHOUT  OUT

To the NSA (or to any Corporations with private satellites in space):

I need “tape” from any satellite that may have been “above the Denver Zoo” during the week of July 17, 2011. (Send tape to the New York Times or to The Washington Post).  Thank You.

SHOUT OUT

To Newsweek Magazine, Ebony Magazine, AP/Reuters:

I’d like you to put “the victim’s photo” on the cover of your magazine and do a “cover story”.

SHOUT OUT

To The Lawyer Representing the Victim’s Family:

Ask for:  $10 million  (in compensatory damages)

                    $50 million  (in punitive damages)

Note: The City of Denver employs too  many “dirty liars”.   I will probably be filing a lawsuit against the Denver Public Library myself.  Denver Public Libary employees constantly “harassed me” about “who to do business with” in showbusiness.  This is why my answer is “NO” to showbusiness and “Hell No to Universal”….

Signed

E.R.A.

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Now–back to the FIRST  story:

Emma’s  birthday….

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel….

Happy Birthday Diana Rigg, age 73

 

P L U S

 

Waltzing With Marines ?

 

U.S. Marine Scott Moore invites Mila Kunis to the dance….

 

But

                                     White—says “NO”  to “Ray”

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        There is “NO” Renee Baker Studios (I shut it down).

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Boston then–moving to France where I will work in the fashion and beauty industry. 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies below….

 

  WEDDING BELLS WILL BE RINGING

                   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the next 12 months.  Qualifications:  HE must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.  I have already planned my wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O !    from  Skorpios)….

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Re:  Irma’s House of Numbers

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be selling “movie rights” to “Irma’s House of Numbers” to any motion picture studio….

VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2384ayqnAho

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TO BUY PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, (now):

AMAZON KINDLE STORE LINK: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS