PRESIDENT’S DAY VIDEO
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
EXT BOSTON MASSACHUSETTES DAY
SCENE OPENS:
WE SEE CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur. Is this a special effect? A dream? Or is it the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop. She stands alone; wearing a “brown cashmere coat”. CLOSE UP WE SEE a TEAR on her cheek. Then –suddenly – a “strange smile” comes upon her face. Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car. TRANSITION SHOT: WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps. (It looks like a “toy”.) And –as she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives. Also as she drives–WE SEE people, lined along the streets. They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel. When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with color hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see: TRANSITION SHOT: WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE TUNNEL. Once through this “time warp” the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE . Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”. The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE . The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING. As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate. It reads: RENEE 1 . . . . AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera) . . . .A CAMERA OVERHEAD FOLLOWS….
THE eND
PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY…..
“12 DOCUMENTS”
500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .
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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France. (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera. Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France) and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?
answer: “Renee #9″
And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York). Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENTS!
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plus
Happy Birthday To John Travolta 
Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd
and Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 
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Renee’s Favorite Radio….
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The 53rd Grammy Awards
by
Renee Ashley Baker
PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA
RENEE’S REVIEW: Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way” (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones. (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!
Number of Stars: * * * *
PERFORMANCE: Muse (From England)
RENEE’S REVIEW: I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome! It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance” song. (“Victorious!”)….The 80′s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.
Number of Stars: * * * *
PERFORMANCE: Bruno Mars (and the Gang)
RENEE’S RETRO REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!
Number of Stars: * * * *
PERFORMANCE: Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .
RENEE’S REVIEW: He (Justin Bieber) has a “1/4″ of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute, and he CAN sing.
Number of Stars: * * * *
PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)
RENEE’S REVIEW: Elton John BLACK ! The song is cute as are The Muppets. (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde “muppet–ette” who can sing!)
PERFORMANCE: The Avett Brothers
RENEE’S REVIEW: Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960′s) consciousness….
Number of Stars: * * * *
PERFORMANCE: BOB DYLAN !!! (with MAGGIE !)
RENEE’S REVIEW: Still The Legend
Number of Stars: * * * * *
PERFORMANCE: Jolene !
RENEE’S REVIEW: Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs. (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself. Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)
“Congrats Dolly! For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!
Number of Stars: * * * * *
PERFORMANCE: MICK ! ! !
RENEE’S ROLLING REVIEW: With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous! Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).
Number of Stars? “WOW ! THAT MANY ! “
PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR!
Barbra (aka Babs) Streisand…..
REVIEW (NONE): Just number of Stars: A GALAXY!
and then….
PERFORMANCE: Arcade Fire !
RENEE’S REVIEW: The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California (the bicycles looked familiar )
Number of Stars: * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)
AND THE GRAMMY WENT TO….
****Special Thanks To The National Post
above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….
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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)
below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker
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