NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

 

I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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   New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                          f r o m

                             Renee Ashley Baker

                                             To 

The   Hive

        Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the ”heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

 

 

   

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

       HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

  

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

 

plus

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

           

                                 

                                    

            

 

Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

and 

Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

    

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 

and then theres

The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  ”It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !

 

 

and

What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Photo Session (plus Mel Gibson)

HIGHLIGHTS  Lethal Weapon 3: 

 Mel,   Danny and  DELORES  chase  down  a  highjacked ARMORED CAR  .  .  .  .

above, first armored car  ”The Ludlow Death Car”  built by John D. Rockefeller

above, Brinks Armored Car

 

ABOUT  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s Photo Session

SHOUT  OUT  TO  NEIMAN  MARCUS:

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to be photographed by a famous photographer AND – - -  I’d like to borrow designer dresses from Neiman Marcus–is this possible ? ? ?       I want  to borrow Chanel,  Dior,  Givenchy,  St. Laurant. . .     And —  I need music to “pose” to.      So–I wrote something. . .

   P L U S

                  MEL  GIBSON  and  TINA  TURNER  starring in . . . .

MAD  MAX :  BEYOND   THUNDERDOME

 

now listen to my new Mix. . .

 

 

 

CLICK  LINK  BELOW:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=50830403&blogId=537887503

Glamorous Wednesday:Good-Bye Sidney Pollack

 

 

                                       

 

QUOTE:  “Most of the great directors that I know of were not actors, so I can’t tell you it’s a requirement.  On the other hand, it’s an enormous help” — Sidney Pollack (Academy Award Winning Director)

Renee’s Aside:  I got to “see” Mr. Sidney Pollack, in person, when I walked into his Century City office one day.  I remember that day vividly, I was wearing a “strapless black and white zebra print dress” .  Although I’ve told this story before I forgot to add that going into the Century City building I saw–I walked by–a $100,000 car.  It was an Excalibur and–it was “purple”….

 

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.  (U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will co-produce/consult….)

Glamorous Wednesday: “A” is for “Annette”

                                                    

                                                    Movie Star

                                                      

Annette Bening will be returning to the big screen soon in “Dirty Tricks” (which is presently in production).  Uberactress Annette will be playing uberjournalist (WH correspondent) Helen Thomas…Will this be another ”A” (as in Academy Award)  for Annette?   Well?

                                       

                                               

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued at $73.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make $80 million dollars….Thank you Disney!