5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–”novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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“Renee Ashley Baker + Jackie Smith” by Renee Ashley Baker

“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012

Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.

Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….

This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….

P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker

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NEW! Project ! (plus Baker2 Tax Plan by Renee Ashley Baker (Plus Top Business Books For Entrepreneurs….AND Louis Vuitton)

 

            Renee’s New Project…..

            

click link to view:http://www.rockethub.com/projects/5912-film-short-music-video-the-red-tree

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 ”Interviews   with   Renee”

 

Dear Movers and Shakers (50 – 100 years of age):

           I am going to “write requests” (on Facebook Walls) of those people I want to “interview” for my NEW newsletter.  I will  submit –via email –15 questions for you to answer (15  as in “15  minutes” yada yada yada).    My new “newsletter” is a “non-showbusiness newsletter”….

        note:  If the information from Wells Fargo bank  isn’t mailed  to me by the end of the week then I no longer want the account.  (No to Denver’s  showbusiness–meaning “no books”, no ICM, no Universal,no Warner Bros,  no music business, no Clint Eastwood, and  no  to William  Morris….no to Grammercy)

YES TO MY HANDBAG FOR TIFFANY & CO…..

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                                                                           “56    Seconds”

        http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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         To  prove  that  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  had  a  4.0  GPA   in college….here goes….

                                    SIMPLE   TAX    CODE

                                             “6–12–24″

                                                    BY

                                RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

24%  Corporations and Individuals earning $2 million and Up

12%   Individuals and Corporations earning $200,000-$1,999,000

6%    Individuals and Corporations earning $50,000-$199,000

0%   Individuals and Corporations earning $49,000 and Under

CHARITY / PENSION   “LOOP HOLE”

       Those who donate   1/3   of  their “tax bill”  to  ”charity” can then keep (deduct) for their own SEP/IRA/KEOGH Pension Plan/Pension Fund   1/2   of  the  remainder….

THE     NUMBERS:

 

$2,000,000                           (earnings)

                   .24%                         

__________

       480,000                              (tax  bill)

                  .30%                           

__________

       144,000                                (give to charity)

 

Remainder:

       336,000

 -     168,000                           (into own pension fund)

 ___________

       168,000                            (taxes paid to U.S. Government)

 

now….aren’t   I   smart….

 

SO……

What are  Renee Ashley Baker ‘s  favorite cities ?

Paris  France….

 and 

 

                  

Below, the fabulous “Golden Apple” hotel in Moscow….

 

Below, the  elegant  Ritz  Hotel  in  Moscow….

AND….

 

THE TOP BUSINESS BOOKS  FOR  ENTREPRENEURS

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites….

 

 

and….

 

    

and

speaking of  illustration

Below,  Louis’  ”Green”   Speedy….

 

             Renee Ashley Baker still wants to design the “Irmigard” make up case/train case for Louis Vuitton…..

Below Louis Vuitton Resort Collection 2012 designed by Marc Jacobs

 

 

    Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite champage…. 

           

 

Still “no” to Warner Bros and “no”  to HBO and “no” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to…..   Now–scroll down and read….

                                  ” President  Obama  is  Who ?“

Heavenly, Handle, and Handsome (plus Florida Debates 2012: Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

                    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

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p l u s

renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….

                                                    ReneeAB9

 

plus…..

Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.

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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)

              

(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)

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        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80′s and 90′s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed ”glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.

AND….

   NOW

        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).

and 

above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….

and…

Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11

re:  CURRENT  EVENTS

re:   WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?

re:  WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?

and

this

year….

 

      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  ”taking  me shopping” ….)

 

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Q & A ON FACEBOOK plus New Song about “My Man” (plus the occupy groups “what the !” …..)

 

Q & A:  On My Facebook Page (click link below)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

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Buy “Irma’s   House   of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy) at Amazon Kindle ….

  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/184-1084297-9594607?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

                             

                           ”THE   RED  TREE”

                                          by

                        Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker and by Erma’s French Perfume and Design

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 1)

Undrink  him  and  I’VE  not tasted wine

Unthink  him  and  I’VE   not been of mind

Unwoo  him  and  I  was never gold

Undo  him  and  I  am in the cold

Unfurl  him  and  I  become the sea

Unswirl  him  and  I  become the key

Uncloak  him  and  I  become the sun

Unstroke him and I become undone

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 3)

Invite  me  and  HE  will hold the court

Incite  me  and  HE will hold the sword

Increase  me  and  HE will multiply

Intrigue  me  and  HE’ll  resolve to fly

Entrust  me  and  HE  becomes the way

Injust  me  and   HE  becomes the stay

Instate  me  and  HE  will write the book

Invade  me  and  HE’LL  remain untook

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that  has cornered me

(musical interlude)

repeat last 2 verses, then chorus, then THE END

 

 

 The above song is for–is “dedicated to”–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs.  Ashley).

The above song will be used for my “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” video (aka my “pitch to Chanel”  video).

 

                                 Tree  by Leonardo Da Vinci

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YES  TO PARIS FRANCE. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to HOPEFULLY work for–to design for– Chanel Corp, Tiffany & Co,  Louis Vuitton, and Hermes)

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and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2012

HE  must be 50-70 years of age, Jewish/caucasian, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year….

Thank you To: Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in New York City)

 

 

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N  O  W

 

 

 

 

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President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   ”Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–”Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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COMPLETED: Denver Police Department Harassment and Murders Continue. FBI Help Sought. (Plus shout out to Hugh Hewitt)

 

SHOUT  OUT

 TO:   FBI  DIRECTOR   ROBERT MUELLER AND FBI SAIC JAMES YACONE

re:  A “Special Needs Man” and The Denver Police

     There is a “Special Needs Man” who takes the Denver RTD bus in the vicinity of Evans & Yale.  It is my understanding that this “Special Needs Man” has been “accosted” in a harsh way by Denver Police Department at the “direction” of RTD.  I want the F.B.I. to alert the Denver Police Department  NOT  NOT  to “beat up”  nor MURDER  this “Special Needs Man”.    This “Special Needs Man”  has the mental mind (the mental age) of a “grade schooler”.    This “Special Needs Man” gets  verbally upset when the bus doesn’t leave on time and RTD drivers have police harass this  “Special Needs Man” every time !!!   Today–I witnessed this “Special Needs Man” being harassed by an RTD bus driver– I  told the RTD Bus Driver that this man is a “Special Needs Man” and that today might be the day he goes to “kidney dialysis” and  THIS  is why he “gets  verbally upset” when the bus is LATE !   Many getting on the bus in this vicinity –have this day as their “kidney dialysis” day.   Fortunately–I,  Renee Ashley Baker–am NOT  a “kidney dialysis patient” ….

 WHAT– WHAT–IS WRONG WITH THIS “SICK TOWN” CALLED DENVER….

P.S.  Thank you Mr. Mueller for giving me the “right” picture of you to use on my blog….

 re:  FRANCE

 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be MOVING TO FRANCE, and becoming a CITIZEN OF FRANCE, and will be working in the fashion and beauty industry.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL be “getting married” in the next 12 months via New York millionaire matchmaker Janis Spindel….

I,Renee Ashley Baker,  will  be going to New York.  (NOT  LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA)

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  be dining  at the Four Seasons’  Restaurant “21″ and “Tavern On The Green” (NOT  ELWAYS).  John Elway needs to be “investigated” about that  $70 million dollars that is  MISSING ….

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DEAR  HUGH  HEWITT:

   If–you want the book–pre-pay.  I’ll see to it that you get it. (I’ll even include a special forward telling you why the two books you keep talking about –on Al Qaeda–are the RONG 2 BOOKS TOO REED.

   Although–these two books  you keep talking about  have “information” there is a better book than these two.  So–Hugh–send me a “pay pal” order for the hardbook copies you want.  Just  click link to my  PAY PAL page and order where it says “pre-buy”….

CLICK LINK TO PRE-ORDER: http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

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Note:  “NO” to Eminem.   

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will pick my Rolls Royce  Corniche up in France….and I’ll drive it in France…

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Assassination Conspiracy: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy? (Plus Man Murdered At Denver Zoo)

 

SEND   ME   A   SIGN . . . .

 

 

“Send Me A Sign.   Send Me A Winged Messenger—Elaborate Unafraid,   and   GREEN . . . .”

                                          —-Hera  (Goddess of Birds)

 

        In the mid-1960′s my brother “James” lived on 5th Avenue in New York City.    My brother “James”  often told me  about how he would see  former first lady Jackie Kennedy as he –and she–walked to work on the upper East side of New York.  (James, as I’ve previously talked about, did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service). . . .

above, Shuttleworth Peacock photographed by James McClean

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3000 Sales Per Month Needed !

 

 

                                   ”Irma’s  House  Of  Numbers”

                           (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                              Read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

                                     Best ebook for $2.99

CLICK LINK TO AMAZON KINDLE BELOW: 

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=8

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          I am putting on a “Facebook Page” for (Alonzo Ashley) the man who was killed at the Denver Zoo.  He was tasered to DEATH !

        The police taser emits 50,000 volts.  Alonzo Ashley was tasered  3  TIMES ! ! !     Murder charges must be filed against the Denver Police Department (“Criminally negligent homicide” charges must be filed by the F.B.I.).  

  Alonzo Ashley was buried yesterday at Saint Simeon Cemetery….

READ MARVIN BOOKER DEATH STORY:

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_17473330

READ ALONZO ASHLEY FACEBOOK PAGE:

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=222856251090988

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       Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Boston then to Paris France….

Back Bay in Boston Massachusettes:

L’arc de Triomphe in Paris France:

Another Murder In Denver–This Time At The Denver Zoo….(Plus Buy Part 4: Irma’s House Of Numbers)

 

                                                AVAILABLE   NOW  !

         UNBELIEVABLE!   UNPREDICATBLE!   UNFORGETTABLE!

                                    Buy  Now Part  4  !!!

                               The Hunter Of Fascism:

                           “Irma’s House Of Numbers”

                    (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                                                by

                                        R. A. Baker

                          (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

                           Available:  Now

                                Where:   Amazon Kindle Store

                                   Cost:      $10.99

                Also Available Now at Amazon Kindle Ebooks:

   Part 1 ($2.99)     Part 2 ($9.99)      Part 3 ($9.99)

TO BUY PART 4— CLICK LINK  BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE: http://www.amazon.com/Part-Four-Counting-Conspiracy-ebook/dp/B005E07J96/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1311436896&sr=8-4

BUY PARTS  1, 2, 3–CLICK LINK BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

                                                

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                        “MAN  DIES   AT  DENVER   ZOO”

SHOUT OUT

TO ROBERT MUELLER (Director of the F.B.I.):

You like Clemmie (you awarded him several commendations) and–I hope you like me.  I would like you to have the FBI look into a Denver case for possible Federal charges (for “violation of civil rights” and for “criminally neglegent homicide”).

SHOUT  OUT

To the NSA (or to any Corporations with private satellites in space):

I need “tape” from any satellite that may have been “above the Denver Zoo” during the week of July 17, 2011. (Send tape to the New York Times or to The Washington Post).  Thank You.

SHOUT OUT

To Newsweek Magazine, Ebony Magazine, AP/Reuters:

I’d like you to put “the victim’s photo” on the cover of your magazine and do a “cover story”.

SHOUT OUT

To The Lawyer Representing the Victim’s Family:

Ask for:  $10 million  (in compensatory damages)

                    $50 million  (in punitive damages)

Note: The City of Denver employs too  many “dirty liars”.   I will probably be filing a lawsuit against the Denver Public Library myself.  Denver Public Libary employees constantly “harassed me” about “who to do business with” in showbusiness.  This is why my answer is “NO” to showbusiness and “Hell No to Universal”….

Signed

E.R.A.

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Now–back to the FIRST  story:

Emma’s  birthday….

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel….

Happy Birthday Diana Rigg, age 73

 

P L U S

 

Waltzing With Marines ?

 

U.S. Marine Scott Moore invites Mila Kunis to the dance….

 

But

                                     White—says “NO”  to “Ray”

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        There is “NO” Renee Baker Studios (I shut it down).

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Boston then–moving to France where I will work in the fashion and beauty industry. 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies below….

 

  WEDDING BELLS WILL BE RINGING

                   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the next 12 months.  Qualifications:  HE must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.  I have already planned my wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O !    from  Skorpios)….

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Re:  Irma’s House of Numbers

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be selling “movie rights” to “Irma’s House of Numbers” to any motion picture studio….

VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2384ayqnAho

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TO BUY PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, (now):

AMAZON KINDLE STORE LINK: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

 

In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .

 

 

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 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 

TO  PARIS  FRANCE:

From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.

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“insignia”

DON’T  FORGET  TO   ORDER  !

1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .

 

CAFE   PRESS…

Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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THE   BACK   STORY 

To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze – they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 

 ALL  MOVIE  PRODUCTION  SUSPENDED

NOW….

 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  ”10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).

  VISIT:  www.JFKRFKAshley.blogspot.com

 

re:  SOUTH OF  FRANCE

      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .

RE:  DENVER

      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).

   Signed,

   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker