Posts Tagged ‘Charities’

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

P  L  U  S    

                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

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Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 ”Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

June 15, 2011

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu

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HOW TO DRESS LIKE A MILLION (HER)

                    (the shoe)

 

HOW TO DRESS  LIKE A MILLION (HIM)

             (the shirt)

 

 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart

 

 

 

            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris

AND

HOW  TO  PLAY  THE  BEAUTIFUL  UPPER  CLASS  ”EVERY  WOMAN WHO  HAS  A  MILLION ? “

                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)

                                                 

 

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  COLIN  TEBBUTT

(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO  COLIN  TRIMMING

 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)

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SHOUT OUT TO THE  DUKE AND DUCHESS  OF  CAMBRIDGE:

      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

March 21, 2011

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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“Merry Christmas!” (and “Happy Hanukkah!”) by Renee Ashley Baker

December 15, 2010

  

   Renee’s  Christmas 2010 with Family–meaning relatives! 

  (So–What–I’m Stupid Too!  Some will have to Excuuuuuuuse me!)

                Signed Renee       

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541360367

1000 (99) Kennedy Documents (click link below)

  P L U S  . . . . “Good-bye” To Blake  Edwards (Below)

 

 

 

 

 

 Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker (click link ):  http://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/cyber-monday-online-shopping-plus-an-online-christmas-song-songwriting-contest/

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s beautiful  Mother (Mrs. Ashley)

              Dear Mother:

              I say,  ”Merry Christmas Mother” because you made me French toast on Christmas morning (and because you made me French toast every morning when I was a little girl growing up in your house in St. Louis, Missouri).

               I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you made every Christmas a happy and memorable one as I shall never forget your endless gifts to me of bubble bath and bath salts, nightgowns with matching robe and house slippers, necklaces and watches, and cameras and tape recorders.

                   I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because I remember, even now, the beautiful colors, of the wheel that lit your silver Christmas tree and lit (warmly) the beautifully wrapped packages that you had carefully placed underneath it (year after year after year).

                    I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because the smell of your Nestle Toll House Cookies and apple pies wafted through  the house every Christmas as I sipped iced tea through a straw out of one of your colorful plastic tumblers .  (I was only two years old at that time but it wasn’t until I was older that I got to drink out of the crystal glasses that my brother “James” brought to my mother from Germany.  The same crystal glasses (with the gold rims) that my brother would play music on whenever he came home for Christmas.  (Note:  It is my same brother–James–who was in the U.S. Air Force,  who did some “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service,  who was friends with a real ’Dupont’, and who lived on Fifth Avenue in New York just a few short blocks away from the Fifth Avenue apartment of  former First Lady Jackie KENNEDY  Onassis. . . .).

                     I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you  were always beautiful and because I love you and because it is you who Royalty, the jet set, and other  “very important people”  will see when they look at this website and when they look at me.

Note:  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) wore silk dresses and crocodile heels; wore real diamond jewelry (pictured above), wore a real leopard coat and  owned a  real sterling silver tea set (not silver plate).  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) was an Eastern Star (the female equivalent of a Mason) and –My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above)  was born in the great year (with Bentley) of  1 9 1 9. . . .
 

 For down to the wire last minute Christmas shopping Renee Ashley Baker’s  beautiful mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) recommends:

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

    McQueen’s Crocodile Shoes                  Cost:  $ 3,000

   Bentley (founded 1919 )                        Cost:  $190,000

                                                       and. . . .

                                     (Mother  also  recommends)

          

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Seymour’s Diamond “Z”                                     Chanel Gift Box Set

 (sold exclusively at KAY )                   ( sold at fine department stores)

                                                             

and  Christmas Charity (In England)

                                     “The Man Who Would Be King”

HRH has two charities he loves:  Duchy Originals (headed by Andrew Baker) and The Prince’s Trust (headed by Martina Wilburn).   Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles,  HRH Prince William ,  HRH Prince Harry and. . . . Merry Christmas to THE QUEEN  !

 

 

                                      f a s h i o n    w a l k s

                                 FASHION  WALKS  FOR   AUTISM

                                                        by 

                                         Renee Ashley Baker 

             While in New York   I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to set up (organize) a fund raiser to benefit autism.  (To benefit my autism research foundation:  ”Special Olympics 2″).    I will name  my annual fund raiser (held both in New York and in Paris France) “Fashion Walks For Autism”.  . . .

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                                       HAPPY   HANUKKAH !                    

                         and

 

NOW  FOR  RENEE’S  FAVORITE  CHRISTMAS  DESSERT?  

                                                 why  Jello (of course)

                  

RECIPE:  Pink Champage Sorbet!

click link: http://www.ifood.tv/network/pink_jello/recipes

                                                           now 

                                                      for  you

                                       CHRISTMAS   MUSIC

                                      (and the winners are)

  

FROM THE FIRST ANNUAL “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CHRISTMAS SONG  SONGWRITING CONTEST”:

To Listen To The Winners (click here): http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/522364884

 

 

p l u s. . . .

                                   ”I  hear  Angels’  voices”

 To Hear Them (click link):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541252738

 

                                                              and. . . .

                              “Twas The Drunk Tank On Christmas”

                                                                by

                                            Renee Ashley Baker

                                            (to read click link below)

          http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541253591

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                               What Does Renee Want for Christmas? 

                                 Well, Renee Ashley Baker wants. . .

From Janis Spindel:  I’d like Janis Spindel to “find me a husband” for FREE.  (He has to be Caucasian/Jewish–and be — alas–a millionaire). . . .

From:  Mr. Jimmy Choo:  I’d like Mr. Jimmy Choo (Princess Diana’s shoe maker) to come to my wedding reception in the south of France (on the yacht  Christina O ?).

From Tiffany & Co:  I’d like to design crocodile handbags for Tiffany & Co. . . .They’ll look like my mother’s crocodile handbag. (And  I’d like Princess Kate Middleton to carry one of the crocodile handbags designed by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .)

From Chanel:  I’d like Chanel Corporation to manufacture  my perfume line (Renee #9).   Chanel Corporation would  OWN my perfume line and the profits would  be split as follows 30/70 . . .(30%  to Renee Ashley Baker and 70% to Chanel corporation)

                                       MORE  GIFT  SUGGESTIONS ?

(the Nikon Coolpix for great holiday photos)

(Posterbrain for making posters of great holiday photos)

 P L U S

Renee’s   Nutcracker. . . .

 

 

 

 

                                                      

 

. . . .   Renee’s    Ballet

                                 The Moscow Ballet in “The Nutcracker”

                                              

 

 

 

and

 

    “Good-bye Blake Edwards”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                             

  
 

Santa 2

 

                                          TO LINK TO THIS POST

                                      (copy & paste link below)

                   http://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

                                                       NOW

                                      not done shopping?

         (SCROLL  DOWN  FOR MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT  IDEAS)

                    

Celebrities ! plus Christmas Gift Ideas (+ Armor Concepts and Wedding Bells

December 7, 2010

 Don’t Forget….

AT  THE  MOVIES:   ”True  Grit”

P L U S

 

ADVERTISE !

The name Renee Ashley Baker produces 7,900,000 -12,000,000 results on the search engine Bing.  (That’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton whose name produces 68,000,000  results . . . .)

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 Christmas Gift Ideas:   books

1.  CLEOPATRA: A Life by Stacy Schiff

   FOR DAD–RUN FLAT TIRES ?

No–an autobiography  about Keith Richards  !#@! (ha ha LOL)

 2.  Life  by Keith Richards

or. . . .

A Mad Man AD Man Christmas. . . .

3.  Sterling’s Gold: Wit and Wisdom of an Ad Man

A GIFT OF WINE. . . .  

4.  WINESTHATROCK COM

(This website sells “rock”  celebrity named wines like Mendocino made Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Woodstock Chardonnay, The Police’s Synchronicity.)

 not a wine drinker?  how bout. . . .

  5.  Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka

 plus

SHOUT OUT:  “Hi Tom”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 and

then 

there’s  7

      “ANDY”

 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  NEW  VIDEO

 (on page one):    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 

 

 

 

 

AND

 

NOW

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Schedule:

1.  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (Renee Ashley Baker dates men in Colorado and in New York).

2.  New York City: 

 Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with Ford Modeling Agency —for representation as Spokesmodel for:

          (a) Nikon Coolpix

         (b) General Motors

        (c) and Other Companies (previously named).

 3.  Renee Ashley Baker will also sign with a HANDBAG  MANUFACTURER (Tiffany & Co for a crocodile handbag?).

 4.  Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with XM/Sirius for Radio Show (Dr. Laura producer?).

5.  Renee Ashley Baker gets married?  

6.  Renee Ashley Baker moves to France (the French Riviera).

7.   Renee Ashley Baker  launches her  perfume line called  –     ”Renee     #9″ .    Renee #9 perfume will HOPEFULLY  be  manufactured by Chanel  (NOT  BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR). 

  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

and  so . . . .

Planning   A   Wedding?

  Would you like your June wedding broadcast ONLINE  to framily and friends?  Here are three companies you’ll want to explore:

1.  LiveInternetWeddings

http://www.barefoothawaiiweddings.com/live-internet-weddings.htm

2.  IDOStream.com

http://idostream.com/

3.  Freedom Calls (for those who are engaged and who are serving in the military).

http://74.6.117.48/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=freedom+calls+online+weddings&fr=yfp-t-701&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=freedom+calls+online+weddings&d=4622364211221894&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3861ac7d,32b7063d&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=d3GQ3T0UzcGyi6FcfXhqHw

WEDDING  BELLS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. . . .

 

A RECEPTION FOR 400 ?

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have vowed to ‘take vows’ before the end of 2011. . . .   ”I want to get married on a Greek island (maybe Skorpios?) with the wedding reception (for 400 guests) on a yacht docked on the French Riviera (maybe the yacht Christina O ?). . . .I’ll have wedding bells that will ring (and helpers to ring them) I’ll have white doves that will fly (and helpers to release them)–and–Instead of wedding gifts I’d have my 400 guests make donations to my favorite charity (maybe Special Olympics?). . . . Can you hear me Janis Spindel?

NOW 

         CHRISTMAS   GIFT   IDEAS. . . .

                                      That Touch of Mink   (in Pink!)

     by  Nick  Pologeorgis of New York

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and last  (but never least)  . . . .

 NEIMAN MARCUS CHRISTMAS CATALOG 2010

a sailable House !

 

an edible  House! 

and

Renee’s Favorite Charities. . . .

1.  SpecialOlympics.org

2.  MyArchway.org

3.  AnnFrank.com

4.  CharityNavigator.org

5.  CharityWatch.org

6.  Interaction.org

7.  GoldStar.org

8.  Give.org

9.   CShares.org

10.  LaptopGiving.org

11.  Si.edu/plangiv (Smithsonian Institute Legacy Society)

and for the Soldiers:

12.  TreesForTroops.org

13.  Flatdaddies.com

14.  ProjectSanctuary.org

Still “NO” to Warner Bros , No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna’s Company, and No to all others Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .

 

                                        and  for home safety

VIEW  ARMOR CONCEPTS  VIDEO (click link below):

http://www.armorconcepts.com/

HAPPY   SHOPPING! 

Renee’s French Riviera

 

 

Where Renee Ashley Baker will go to design handbags. . . .

FASHION WEEK: The Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

September 23, 2009

WOMAN SIZE TALENT: TAYLOR SWIFT RARE GOLD

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

WOMAN SIZE STEPPING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Choos

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

WOMAN SIZE RUSSIAN

Vogue Russia October 2009

Vogue Russia October 2009

WOMAN SIZE SAINTLY HOOD:

BLACK:  St. Johns Little Black Dress

BLACK: St. John's "Little Black Dress"

WOMAN SIZE SIGNALING:

Nanette LaPore Couture

Nanette LaPore Couture

WOMAN SIZE SOCIALITING:

Renee Ashley Bakers Winter White Chanel as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

Renee Ashley Baker's "Winter White Chanel" as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

WOMAN SIZE METROPOLITAN:

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museums Model as Muse Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museum's "Model as Muse" Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

WOMAN SIZE SCOOTERING:

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Marie Osmond Goes Read For Women

Marie Osmond "Goes Read For Women"

WOMAN SIZE READING:

10 10 10 by Suzy Welch

"10 10 10" by Suzy Welch

WOMAN SIZE SPRINTING:

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamours 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour's 100 Meter Run in Berlin

WOMAN SIZE CALLING:

Renee Ashley Bakers AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

Renee Ashley Baker's AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

WOMAN SIZE PARENTING:

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

WOMAN SIZE EXERCISE:

Renees Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (hes Ukrainian)

Renee's Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (he's Ukrainian)

WOMAN SIZE HEALTHY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Vitamin Drink

One A Day For Women

One A Day For Women

WOMAN SIZE HOME SAUNA:

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

WOMAN SIZE BEAUTY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Cosmetics:

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

WOMAN SIZE TOTEING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Carry All

Chanel Multipurse

Chanel Multipurse

WOMAN SIZE CREAMY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Face Cream:

Creme De La Mer

Creme De La Mer

TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA AND TO MY READERS (IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50 STATES….)

Just so that all of my “readers” and “fans” know “the deal”…I “am” looking for a man–caucasian–to live with in Germany. And–I’m looking on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com and Matt’s Little Black Book (NYC). I’ll post all “results” on this Blog!

2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Germany and Monaco Monte Carlo for the next 1-5 years. (I plan to ask Prince Albert for a “title”. How about “Commandette of the Empire of the Principalities”? ).

3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Ford Modeling Agency in New York City represent me as “Spokes Model” for 20 Companies (plus Swarovski of Austria to design a line of jewelry boxes “Pandora’s Box”)

4. I, Renee Ashey Baker, still say “NO”: No to TMZ, No to Fox 31, No to David Geffen, No to Madonna, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry, No to CBS.

PAMELA ANDERSON: “SHE’S BAAAAAACK ! “

May 27, 2009

 

         PAMELA  ANDERSON   IS    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 Pamela Anderson

                 PAMELA  ANDERSON   ‘ IS ’   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER 

                                    IN  A  DIS–CLOTHES–URE

                                       (Whats That You Say?)

              VIENNA AUSTRIA–May 16, 2009      Miss Pamela (formerly of  “Bay Watch”, “V.I.P”,  Tommy Lee,  etc etc)   strutted  the ‘catwalk’  at the Life Ball HIV/AIDS Fundraiser held May 16th in Vienna Austria.

              The ‘Bombshell’  wore a gold wire mesh chainmail bikini with (get this) a  ’titanium’  widowmaker adorned with gold and diamond dollar signs, gold and diamond stars, a goldleaf medallion of a ‘crowned lion head’ (or crowned skull) and …. (whew) at both hips– a titanium ‘messenger’s  envelope’…..

            Add to that–golden cuffs which  protected both wrists (to deflect bullets ?) and –add to that– a giant boom box that was graffitied with the word “mangle” or is that ‘Angel’  (Angel with an “A”  for  ”Alpha Female”)…..

   (Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: ” She blinded em with science! “)

             Exuding both the ‘purr’ of a kitten (and the roar of a ‘Lion-ness’) the crowd, overwhelmed by the ‘Blonde Bombshell’ uncontrollably–began clapping and chanting “Shake it Pam Don’t Break It!   Shake it Pam Don’t Break It!”…..

                               (Once Again–GOTCHA !)

Note:  Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be doing any projects with Miss Pamela Anderson but–Miss Baker thinks Miss Anderson is  a “fabulous” Renee….

   Special Thanks: Ronald Zak (for the great Pam photo above)

 

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FUTURE FRIDAY: BEST CHARITIES & BEST CHEFS

December 19, 2007

Amanda Hearst

Amanda Hearst: Socialite, Heiress, Ford Model,  and Riverkeeper Intern

Best Charities To Give To:  The Rivers (riverkeeper.org–Robert F. Kennedy, Jr  is Chairman); Special Kids (specialolympics.org–another Kennedy charity); More Special Kids (stjude.org); Hair for bald kids (locksoflove.org); Oceans (keepoceansclean.org); Wildlife (nwl.org or wildlife.org); Animal Rescue (iwaf.org); Forrests (ivillageforrest.com); Kids Make A Wish (BMW.com); Orphaned Pets (helpaspca.org) and last but not least: Aids Research (amfar.org)…. 

                                                                                                    

                                        Sharon Stone and Liza Minelli    

Sharon & Liza, sing out at an AMFAR Event

Sharon Stone

                                                                                                                                 

                       Best Bon Appetit:                                        

                                                                               Caviar

      Chefs at Le Cordon Bleu

Best Chef:

The world’s best chefs come from the Cordon Bleu and Renee Ashley Baker will be hiring a personal chef from Le Cordon Bleu in France….

Best Untrained Chef:  Brian Zupont of  ”Z Kitchen”.

Z Kitchen is actually Brian Zupont’s apartment on the Duke University campus.  No hell’s kitchen has Brian–his friends find his culinary delights oh so heavenly!  However–Brian’s website (and his Z Kitchen) are being revamped.  When ready you can reach Brian via his new website at: Duke.edu/~mbz

Your own chef:  Big City Chefs

Hire your own personal chef?  Why not?  

Visit: BigCityChefs.com….(They’re nationwide….)

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