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Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

January 17, 2012

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  ”unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  ”band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed ”Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  ”hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB 

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  ”Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  ”Blue Heaven”….)

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious ”child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 ”You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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OR

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her ”Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ’S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

“ She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456″ or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Q & A ON FACEBOOK plus New Song about “My Man” (plus the occupy groups “what the !” …..)

December 6, 2011

 

Q & A:  On My Facebook Page (click link below)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

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Buy “Irma’s   House   of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy) at Amazon Kindle ….

  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/184-1084297-9594607?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

                             

                           ”THE   RED  TREE”

                                          by

                        Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker and by Erma’s French Perfume and Design

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 1)

Undrink  him  and  I’VE  not tasted wine

Unthink  him  and  I’VE   not been of mind

Unwoo  him  and  I  was never gold

Undo  him  and  I  am in the cold

Unfurl  him  and  I  become the sea

Unswirl  him  and  I  become the key

Uncloak  him  and  I  become the sun

Unstroke him and I become undone

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 3)

Invite  me  and  HE  will hold the court

Incite  me  and  HE will hold the sword

Increase  me  and  HE will multiply

Intrigue  me  and  HE’ll  resolve to fly

Entrust  me  and  HE  becomes the way

Injust  me  and   HE  becomes the stay

Instate  me  and  HE  will write the book

Invade  me  and  HE’LL  remain untook

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that  has cornered me

(musical interlude)

repeat last 2 verses, then chorus, then THE END

 

 

 The above song is for–is “dedicated to”–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs.  Ashley).

The above song will be used for my “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” video (aka my “pitch to Chanel”  video).

 

                                 Tree  by Leonardo Da Vinci

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YES  TO PARIS FRANCE. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to HOPEFULLY work for–to design for– Chanel Corp, Tiffany & Co,  Louis Vuitton, and Hermes)

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and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2012

HE  must be 50-70 years of age, Jewish/caucasian, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year….

Thank you To: Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in New York City)

 

 

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N  O  W

 

 

 

 

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO MY  ”SKATER’S  PAGE”  BELOW….)

HANNA, Jackie Kennedy, plus Press Release (“12 Documents”)

April 4, 2011

 

                                       “12   Documents”

 

 TO BUY NOW:

VISIT ORDER SITE:   http://ErmaRenayAshley.tripod.com

                      (Lee Harvey Oswald at the Bronx Zoo)

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 VIEW  GOLDEN EYE  BELOW….         

 

                              “are  children  bad  people  too ?”

                                    H  +  ANNA   =  HANNA  

                      Starring  The  Great  Cate   (Blanchett)

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Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, No to Katy Perry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston, No to Halle Berry, No to Al Pacino, No to Ryan O’Neil, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Universal, No to NBC, No to CBS, No to ABC,  No to Geffen, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.   No to ALL others that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said NO to and  

                                         NO  TO  CALIFORNIA

 Yes to Tiffany & Co (Renee will design a Crocodile Handbag for Tiffany & Co and for Princess Kate Middleton?) and….Yes To Chanel Corporation (“Renee Perfume”  a 30/70 profit split with Chanel?)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France (buying a house with a swimming pool in the back yard).   Rothschild Bank will “make the mortgage”.   (Renee Ashley Baker will work in the “fashion and beauty industry”).  

Plus….Wedding Bells

Renee Ashley Baker will be getting married in 2011 (with the help of matchmaker Janis Spindel)

      HE must be 50-70 years of age and Caucasian/Jewish….

               For more about Renee Ashley Baker scroll down

                         NO  TO  ULTA   (Yes to PERFUMANIA)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the perfume business with Chanel Corporation but WITHOUT  ULTA….

SHOUT  OUT  TO MY FRIENDS IN PARIS FRANCE….

        (Renee Ashley Baker will become a French citizen)

plus  La Bouvier . . . .

Question:  Who designed the wedding dress worn by Jackie  Bouvier Kennedy  in 1953?

Answer:  Black fashion designer Ann Lowe (pictured below)

 

                                              BUY   NOW

                                          “12 Documents”

                                    (500 Orders Needed)

                     To read Press Release (click link below)

 http://ErmaRenayAshley.Tripod.com

           plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus 

            GOLDENEYE  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

Fortune Teller’s Friday: Mothers With Myamoto

May 20, 2008

 

                                THE FORTUNE TELLER

                             Ronin (Myamoto Musashi)

   (VIEW: “MOTHERS WITH SKULL DUGGARY”  BELOW)

 

                                     Crystal Skull by Seny Kotik

 

                                    The Crystal Skull (Pink)

 

                                        Crystal Skull by Ronan The Kid

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “WELL, WAS THE FORTUNE TELLER RIGHT OR WAS HE WRONG?” )

Plus…Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” vaued at $73.5 million dollars….(Plus “NO” to Gail/Gale)

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