NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious ”child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 ”You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her ”Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ’S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

“ She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456″ or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

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(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Completed—-The Jackie Tapes: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying a house” in France with a mortgage from the Rothschild Bank….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work in the “fashion and beauty” industry with Chanel Corp and with Tiffany & Co….)

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3000 Sales Per Month Needed.  Tell Your Friends! 

“Irma’s House of Numbers” (click link to buy):

http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

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In  soon-to-be-released  tapes Jackie tells who she thinks killed President John F. Kennedy….

 

P.l.u.s.

            My mother didn’t have “radical movements”–she had establishment, society, (the Bourgeoise) and the Military.  My mother was an “Army wife” and an “Air Force mother”.    My mother even had “secret society” because she was an Eastern Star (i.e. a Mason’s wife).   My mother NEVER drank liquor and my mother NEVER smoked cigerettes.  My mother was a “beauty” who had a French style—which–is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be heading up my mother’s fashion and beauty company “French Perfume and Design”.  (“French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.)    I expect my mother (pictured above wearing 24kt  gold rings and a diamond pendant) to be like Estee Lauder (and Co Co Chanel)–a power house of beauty and style. . . .

Military  Style ?

                           (Military Vintage–Eisenhower Jacket)

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AND

“Highway  99″

by

Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Hear about the Highway 99 killer

 Criminal mind sway the game like a thriller

Thinking bout his prey while he sips at a Miller

Through the window pane like a Dane, and he’ll get her

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AND…AND… AND….

TO BOSTON Renee  WILL GO….

 

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, need a sofa that will seat 4 people.   I plan to give “tea parties” in Boston to “raise funds” and “raise support” for “The Erma Foundation”.   I like the above sofa from Opulent Items  if–I can get a 20% discount….

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And….Renee’s Priorities

1st Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will “get married”….

REQUIREMENTS:  He–Renee’s Groom– must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, make between $250,000-$1,000,000 a year and reside in Boston, New York or Paris France….

2nd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Tiffany & Co

To design a crocodile handbag called the “Irmigard” that will sell for $3,000….

3rd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Chanel Corp

To Launch perfume line ($300 an ounce), to design a line of french bed linens that will sell for $300 a set, and to design a line of fine jewelry that will sell for $3,000-$100,000….

4th Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a conract with Ford Modeling Agency

TO represent Renee Ashley Baker as a “spokes model”….

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S.O.L (Scream Out Loud) by Renee Ashley Baker

Dyan Cannon

Ashton Kutcher

Janice stared into the mirror and she knew that at least she ‘looked’ like a million dollars. She had spent $400 at the hair salon, $100 on her manicure, and even though the dress and shoes were “on loan” from her friend Elena’s boutique , they were, nevertheless hot! Nobody knew her secret yet, though. Not friends and not family. Only her creditors (and their hairdressers) knew that she was broke…busted…bankrupt. And–she was about to “go to jail”. She had kited (bounced) $20,000 in bad checks. And– when her bank figured that out she’d be arrested. (So she’d been firmly told by her lawyer who was also her closest and oldest friend)…. Predictably—when the gold embossed Crane invitation came from “HIM” she packed her black Tumi bag and sprinted, in four inch heels, for the door.
You Are Cordially Invited
TO JEKYLL ISLAND
For An All Expense Paid Weekend Of Play
$1 Million Dollars Will Be Awarded To The Winner Of
The First Annual Captain Hyde Treasure Hunt

At first, she didn’t know what to make of the invitation. She had figured it was some vindictive bitch’s cruel hoax. But–when she called the airport and found out that the first class ticket to Greece on United Airlines was for real–she was elated. Eureka! Her money problems were solved. Which is why while sitting in the United Airlines VIP lounge she had decided to forego drinks. Forego them so that she could practice, on the keyboard, to get her speed up. Over and over she’d been repeating the same 16 words. It was a ‘phrase’ used by typing students since the advent of typewriters. “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country”. Only–she wasn’t on a typewriter, or a laptop, she was on her cell phone. She was practicing to achieve the required 20 wpm “texting speed” the invitation suggested she have. Double Eureka! All her friends (and enemies) knew she could “text message” faster than anyone. And to win that million dollars she’d text everybody–and their mother–to Hades– TO HELL –and back….

Above paragraph from the screenplay: “S.O.L” by Renee Ashley Baker. (Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker. All Rights Reserved). For a theatrical motion picture to be EXECUTIVE PRODUCED by Renee Ashley Baker for “Twentieth Century Fox” motion picture studio…. “S.O.L.” is a “mystery/thriller” In the vain of Agatha Christie’s “Ten Little Indians”.

PROPOSED CAST:
Dyan Cannon as Jill (a fired talent agent)
Isabella Rossellini as Jade (an A-list actress)
Liza Minelli as Jitterbug (a Leona Helmsley type socialite)
Sarah Jessica Parker or Elizabeth Hurley as Janice (the  actress)
Michelle Williams as Justine(art gallery owner married to Justin)
Mathew Broderick as Jacob
Dennis Miller or Richard Lewis as Jeffrey
Lance Henrikson as Jasper
Sting as Justin
Ashton Kutcher as Jake the Model
Jeremy Irons as Jason and
Renee Ashley Baker as Jordon

I, Renee Ashley Baker will be “going to Germany” for a year or two. And, I, Renee Ashley will write the above screenplay in Germany and Executive Produce the motion picture– which– will be filmed in Greece….

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