renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….

                                                    ReneeAB9

plus….. Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.

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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)

(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)

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        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80′s and 90′s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed ”glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.

AND….

   NOW

        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).

and 

above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….

and…

Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11

re:  CURRENT  EVENTS

re:   WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?

re:  WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?

and

this

year….

      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  ”taking  me shopping” ….)

AND

STILL

   ”NO”….

    Still “NO” to John Elway (John Elway will leave that “third string loser football team”   and   ”go to jail”)    and

       No to Halle Berry, No to Charlize Theron, No to Meryl Streep, No to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to ICM, No to William Morris and No to California, No to Geffen,  and No to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING  TO FRANCE….

          and

       NO   TO   MADONNA

    “ No”  to the Senators (I  DON’T  need to meet with any Senators here in Colorado) and  ” HELL  NO’ to the “house construction projects”   the   “dirty water dogs”  working in the Englewood Library are trying to “set up”  (with construction  companies that  they “choose”….)

                  

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

      above  Mabel’s  house

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  ”unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  ”band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed ”Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  ”hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB:  

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  ”Erma French and Design”)….

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

                                                “56   Steps”….

         and

                             for the other “story”

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

and

 like I said….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  ”Blue Heaven”….)

    Billionaire Jeff Bezos founded Blue Origin to develop a vertical take off and landing rocketship that will fly passengers to suborbital space.  It–Blue Origin–recently won money from NASA to “go into orbit as a space taxi” (now that the space shuttle fleet is retired….)

above, Amazon Captain Jeff Bezos

Vast, Veritable, Valued, and Venerable (Virgin Vows Velocity)

Space  Ship  1 !

Virgin  Galatic !

$200,000 a Seat ! ($55  milliion in reservations so far !)

6 Passengers a Flight !

 ”We’ll raise 60,000 feet then launch into space!”  says Richard Branson about Spaceships 1 & 2 that will travel 3 1/2 times the speed of sound….

above,  Virgin Captain Richard Branson

PLUS

GO  AIR  FORCE !

“Red Tails” (an Airman’s Story) directed by George Lucas….

plus

HER  ROYAL  HIGH–NESS….

above, HRH Princess Kate on her birthday  in Alice lace dress….

   (Will  Princess Kate  carry the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag designed by Renee Ashley Baker  for Tiffany & Co ? )

plus

HER  BLUE  HEAVEN….

above, Haute couture baby bed for Beyonce (cost: $20,000)

about the “hair”:   All those who remember me from George Washington High School (located on Monaco Parkway in Denver) remember me wearing the hair Beyonce is wearing in the picture above….One of those who remembers me from George Washington High School (wearing  my “wild hair” and my “pink suede high heel open toe  lace up boots” and my maxi coats with the “real fur” on the collars)  is related to (is a cousin of) Phillip Bailey of  “Earth Wind and Fire”….(TRUE STORY) ….Hi  Ned!

plus

HER  FAVORITE  DESIGNER….

above, Haute Couture from the Haus of Gaga

plus

HER    MAJESTY

above, Her  Majesty,  My Mother,  seated…..

Mother  says: “YES  TO  C A A”….

now

Renee Ashley Baker will be  “moving to Chicago to work for Oprah Winfrey”  OR “moving to Paris France” (to work for Chanel Corp and  for  Erma French Perfume and Design)….

NOW

To Listen (to “The New Frontier”) click link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU&ob=av2e

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   My Mother  (the Goddess)  says,  “No to David Geffen, No to Universal,  No to NBC, No to ICM, No to William Morris Agency, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, No to Eminem  (and No to all others–that Renee Ashley Baker– has previously said “NO” to….)

SHOUT   OUT   TO

 Angels, Crowd Source Funders, Venture Capitalists and to  Oprah:

    1.   If–Oprah were to “give me a job” as a “programming v.p.”  I’d require:

 (a) A Profit Share : 10% ownership of whatever show I create for Oprah and OWN (see four in post below);

 (b) A Salary ;

 (c) A Signing Bonus of   $1,000,000;

 2.  (otherwise I work in Paris France for Chanel Corp and Erma French Perfume and Design….

or

3.   write a “novel trilogy” ….)

NOW….

all  VC, Crowdsource Funders and Angels scroll down and read about CAPOTE’S HAT….

    

I’m Launching A Rocket….

Click Link Below For Update on “Capote’s Hat” …..

(when you click link scroll all the way down.  Renee’s project is the very LAST one on the page).

www.rockethub.com/projects/5083-book-publishing-via-a-fiction-writing-contest

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        SO — -instead of having these “presidential candidates” just going from place to place and talking “you know what”….why not have them give the pretense of NOT making “hay seeds” out of all of us (US–as in U.S. –as in “United States”)….

     Why not make it “mandatory” that the candidates have to put forth some type of plan–on paper–for each “issue” that is before the American public. 

           THIS—is how it would work:  The U.S. government already gives “matching funds” to each candidates’  campaign.   I say– that from now on –  in order for each candidate to get matching funds –the candidate must “use the matching funds” to prepare “written plans”.    Such as “How I Plan To Create Jobs by Mitt Romney” or “How I Plan To Reverse The Housing Foreclosure Crises by Michelle Bachmann” or “How I Plan To Make Peace In The Middle East by Newt Gingrich”….

      This “blah de blah de blah” that has been traveling from place to place is ridiculous; especially–when world economies are crashing down upon  us.    To  THINK  — the so called “candidates”  are actually being  discouraged from “putting anything down on paper” !    HOW–can you have a plan for anything without it being put on paper ?

     Anyway, this–is my say on the matter (even though I promised to stay “out” of the 2012 “presidential election sideshow/fiasco” so that I can (a) work on my “novel trilogy” or  (b)  be a “programming v.p.” for Oprah Winfrey’s  OWN).      As In: 

“HOW  I  WOULD  INCREASE  RATINGS  FOR  OWN”

(Oprah Winfrey’s Cable Channel)

by

Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker

  COMPETITIVE   PROGRAMMING  ( Or — “Oprah Will Have One Too”).

1.  A Ladies Golf Tournament to be called  “LPGA’s   OWN”.

Oprah  Winfrey could easily “line up corporate  sponsors” for this “annual tournament” (and would of course hire my relative–the country clubber–to be an “on camera” hostess).

2.  An “Apprentice” clone to be called “Paging Miss O”.

A  “competition show” that would give Administrative Assistants, Personal Assistants, and Executive Secretaries (aka “Pages”) a chance to “win a job” at one of Oprah Winfrey’s companies.

3.  The   ”O  Table”. 

A “roundtable” type show whereby “celebrities” get to be “fiercely political”.  (A McNeil Lehrer  “talking head type show”  that would seat “newspaper journalists” along side  ”hot potatoes”  like Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, etc etc etc).

4.  “Follow  That   Scene”.

A summer “movie production competition” whereby   ”3 Teams” (of writer, producer, director, leading man, leading lady) will each produce a 5 minute ”scene”.     The writer can write WHATEVER  he or she wants. The catch is—that “each scene” must advance the movie (must advance the storyline) all the way to “THE END”.    And–each week the viewing audience will vote on which scene was “done best”.   The  “Winner”  —  would receive what?   Why a “Job”  working on a production at  Oprah Winfrey’s production company of course.

                                                *****

What Say Oprah?      Old ideas with a “new spin”?

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT   TO   ”THE   AUTHORITIES”:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  don’t want to have to call Rick Santorum “crap”….   

 And —

still “no” to Senator Michael Bennett (who  is  ”crap”).

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AND….

Below: Hear My New Songs “Je M’appelle Renee” and “The Red Tree”

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 HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  2012 !

Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to  France….

NOW

DO

( Scroll Down to See Renee Ashley Baker’s Christmas Holiday Photos With Family….If You Haven’t Seen Them Already….)

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious ”child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 ”You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

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OR

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her ”Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

WHAT ’S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

“ She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

and

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456″ or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

HOPEFULLY Chanel Corporation will purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies. I want Chanel Corporation to purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (Erma French Perfume and Design), purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry line (Ashley Lane Jewelers) and purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s French bed linen line (Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed). . 

 ”Parisianne Grupe”  Click link below to listen to this new song: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id11.html

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker Sing “The Red Tree”

(click link below  LOWER   SOUND TO MEDIUM )

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

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above, Chanel (white on white)

P L U S

WINTERIZE  YOUR  HOME   (TILL  SUMMER)

To prepare  for  winter:  Why not a solar backup generator?

Visit:  www.mysolarbackup.com

p l u s

WHITNEY   OR   YUNG    (LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE  ”JOC”)

p l u s

A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?   WELL,  MAYBE

The “Periwinkle” by Mission        Cost: $750

Visit:  www.missionbicycle.com

 OR

A  $9,500  Bicycle ?  

Yep–”The Oryx”  (designed by Harald Cramer)

VISIT:  http://www.tuvie.com/futuristic-oryx-bike/

DA  BOWERY  BOYS ?

yEP–The “Bowery” bicycle bags by Coach       Cost: $198-$298

HEAR JOC (click link)  :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL8XdzejZwQ&feature=fvst

P L U S

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN

(MUST BE: JEWISH/CAUCASIAN, 50-70 YEARS OF AGE AND MAKE –EARN–$250,000-$1 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR) AND–HE CAN “RIDE” A BIKE  ( IF HE WANTS TO….)

Q & A:  On My Facebook Page (click link below)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

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Buy “Irma’s   House   of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy) at Amazon Kindle ….

  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/184-1084297-9594607?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

                           ”THE   RED  TREE”

                                          by

                        Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker and by Erma’s French Perfume and Design

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 1)

Undrink  him  and  I’VE  not tasted wine

Unthink  him  and  I’VE   not been of mind

Unwoo  him  and  I  was never gold

Undo  him  and  I  am in the cold

Unfurl  him  and  I  become the sea

Unswirl  him  and  I  become the key

Uncloak  him  and  I  become the sun

Unstroke him and I become undone

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 3)

Invite  me  and  HE  will hold the court

Incite  me  and  HE will hold the sword

Increase  me  and  HE will multiply

Intrigue  me  and  HE’ll  resolve to fly

Entrust  me  and  HE  becomes the way

Injust  me  and   HE  becomes the stay

Instate  me  and  HE  will write the book

Invade  me  and  HE’LL  remain untook

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that  has cornered me

(musical interlude)

repeat last 2 verses, then chorus, then THE END

 The above song is for–is “dedicated to”–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs.  Ashley).

The above song will be used for my “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” video (aka my “pitch to Chanel”  video).

                                 Tree  by Leonardo Da Vinci

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YES  TO PARIS FRANCE. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to HOPEFULLY work for–to design for– Chanel Corp, Tiffany & Co,  Louis Vuitton, and Hermes)

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and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2012

HE  must be 50-70 years of age, Jewish/caucasian, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year….

Thank you To: Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in New York City)

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N  O  W

re:  THE   DEGENERATES

It appears that the “degenerates” are trying to have everything “the best and the brightest” USED to have.  I am saying “no to showbusiness” because “showbusiness” is letting  “filthy” Pawnee Indians/Mexicans   in a “flophouse/poorhouse”  have “showbusiness” underneath their “dirty horse blanket”. 

BUSINESS MEN  need to STOP  letting  “shanty town” and  the “mentally ill occupy groups”  bankrupt  this  country.

WHAT THE ! 2:  http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/01/us/former-colorado-sheriff-accused-of-trying-to-trade-drugs-for-sex.html

WHAT THE ! 3:

  http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/12/05/recent-charges-sexual-abuse-children-in-hollywood-just-tip-iceberg-experts-say/

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(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO MY  ”SKATER’S  PAGE”  BELOW….)

    ”JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970′s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2″  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 P L U S

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

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VIEW  My New Facebook (contest page):

http://www.facebook.com/?email_confirmed=1#!/profile.php?id=100003149518073&sk=wall

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–”thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

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