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Glamorous Wednesday: The Princess

July 22, 2008

  

above, Princess Lee Radziwill….. (Sister to former first lady Jackie Kennedy)   

Plus….KING  SOOPERS                                                     

  KING SOOPERS AND ACOSTA FOODS (based in Cincinatti) are both ORGANIZED CRIME.  King Soopers corporate offices in Denver are in “North Denver” where “organized crime” in Denver has always been located.  The employees at the King Soopers at 14th and Karameria (in Denver) repeatedly and continuously “verbally harass” me about “doing business” (about doing entertainment industry deals) with those companies they keep “naming off” while I’m in the store.  I’ve told these employees of the King Soopers  “NO” repeatedly and I’ve told them “NO” loudly.  I’ve told them that I’m going to file criminal “racketeering” charges against them yet they continue.  So–King Soopers will be “indicted” for being “organized crime” as I will testify against them and file criminal charges against King Soopers for “harassing a motion picture producer” which–is “racketeering” under the RICO Statutes.

2.  NO Book (Only Screenplay–Being Completed)

 RENEE TO RENEE….View a new photo of Renee Ashley Baker  (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

DISNEY will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will remain co-Producer/Consultant.   Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars….

MADONNA is still the “dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress….Denver will STOP bothering me about Madonna…. Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

HISTORY MONDAY: TRAVEL

July 20, 2008

 

 

              

above and below The Ritz Hotel in Boston….

                         

 

FOR  BUSINESS IN BOSTON: The Queen’s Case….

above Renee Ashley Baker’s red Globetrotter

and….

FOR PLEASURE IN THE HAMPTONS…A Party Weekender

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel tote…. 

and….

re:  Party Poopers? (er–I mean, religious proprietors)

        Did you know that “The Shakers”  (a Protestant religious denomination officially called “The United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing) originated in Manchester England in 1747 in the home of Jane and James Wardley?

      The “Shakers” developed from the religious group called “The Quakers”.   The name “Shakers” , originally pejorative, was derived from the term “Shaking Quakers” and was applied as a mocking description of their rituals of trembling, shouting, dancing, shaking, singing and “glossolalia” (speaking in a strange and unknown language). 

      Lead by a  “Shaker”   named “Ann Lee” (daughter of  a “blacksmith”) the “Shakers”  first arrived in New York City on August 6, 1774 and they  (”The Shakers”)  eventually settled –in 1776– in Niskayuna, New York.  So there!

View Rabtelevision: www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

 FOR TRAVELING MUSIC (scroll down below)

Glamorous Wednesday’s Friday Favorites (music)

July 16, 2008

                              THIS SUMMER….

 

RENEE FOR HIM….

 

RENEE FOR HIM (AND HER)….

 

RENEE FOR “THE NEXT GENERATION”….

 

 

 

  

  

 

 

DISNEY AND RENEE:  Disney will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a “profit” of $104.3 million dollars….

Renee Ashley Baker resides in Washington DC….

NO TO DENVER COLORADO: The “poor, broke, dirty, C-list, shakedown, cowtown” named Denver is NOT going to “break into my house and steal papers” and Denver is NOT going to “build my Chinese libraries” and Denver is NOT going to get (EXTORT) any of my  $53.5 million dollars (and certainly won’t get any of my $104.5 million dollars.  Okay?  Now leave me alone Cowtown !

History Monday: Motorola (Win,Place,Show)

July 14, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s “National Anthem”

Renee Ashley Baker’s  ”National Anthem 2″

 

 

Plus….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Motorola  

Dear Motorola Corporation:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sign a contract with the Motorola Corporation for a motion picture “product placement” for the above “diamond and gold” Motorola phone. (I would also like to use–place– the “Motorola Q Phone”  in my “upcoming” motion picture as well)

Plus….”goin Green”

Above, RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER (with  $104.3 million)

Renee Ashley Baker (aka “The Mermaid”) swims to Hyannisport to “meet with” U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy.  (Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars….No to Warner Bros, No to Grammercy, No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna, No to “Rappers” , NO to Gail/Gale and No to “The Jacksons”).

View: Renee’s “Motorola Flickr” Or…. Read More Below

www.FLICKR.COM/photos/reneebakerstudios

Glamorous Wednesday 2/Future:MCCAIN!

July 9, 2008

 

RENEE  SAYS,  “VOTE FOR McCAIN!”

Dear Senator McCain:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot support ”inadequate black” Barack Obama.   Obama should go to a country that he can be “proud of”….  

 (Renee Ashley Baker’s aside,”WHO IS BARACK OBAMA ?”…. )

Anyway–when you (John McCain) are elected “President of the United States”  I want to attend your “inaugural ball” (in January) so that I can wear my million dollar Jimmy Choo diamond sandals…. Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

Cindy McCain (Future First Lady….)

FOR MORE GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY….SCROLL DOWN….

Glamorous Wednesday: Millionaires !

July 9, 2008

                                    

above an “i Stock Photo” of a “Business Woman”

                   THE  MILLIONAIRE  MOMMY

Thomas J Stanley’s book, “The Millionaire Mommy Next Door” has been called a fascinating study and analysis of the nature and lifestyles of wealthy American business women.  Did you know that a common characteristic of these successful business women is “frugality” ?    For instance–the most typical “millionaire woman” spends “median” (for the following):  A Home/Condo ($299,998), A Motor Vehicle ($38,315), A Suit Of Clothing ($400), A Pair Of Shoes ($139), A Wristwatch ($425), and A Vacation ($7,526)….More?

 According to “Market Watch” 8.9% of Americans are millionaires.  That translates to roughly 2.6 million Americans.  According to “The Affluent Market Research Program”  the counties in the United States which host the most millionaires are:  Los Angeles (262,000 millionaire households), Cook County Illinois, followed by Orange County California (aka “The OC” aka  home of “The Hills”).  And…Did you know that 40% of all U.S. Senators are “certified” millionaires?

More On Women Entrepreneurs….

Did you know that—female run companies employ 12 million people and generate “2 trillion” dollars per year?  And…Can you name any “women entrepreneurs” of note?  Try Debbie Meyer, Carol Gardner and Jen Groover.  (Can you name which companies they run ?)

             View Renee Ashley Baker’s purchases (below): 

                       

 above, Renee Ashley Baker’s DC Mansion (Cost: $5.2 million)

above, House in the South of France.  Renee Ashley Baker may purchase this home (which is selling for $2.0 million dollars)

                                                          

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s white on white Rolls Royce Corniche (cost: $500,000).

Renee Ashley Baker and her “talent agent” will be signing her $53.5 million dollar Disney motion picture distribution contract in a lawyer’s office then Renee Ashley Baker will send her “Screenplay Scenario” to Robert Iger (Chairman of Disney).  Now View Renee’s MySpace Cinema and Renee’s Wardrobe Closet….

View Renee Ashley Baker’s MySpace Cinema (click link below)

www.myspace.com/rbscinema

View Renee Ashley Baker’s Closet (click link below):

http://www.theinsider.com/photos/844499_Accessories_from_Renee_Ashley_Baker_s_closet

special thanks: www millionairemommynextdoor.com …and…. special thanks to  www istockphoto.com….

 

History Monday: For “Moore”

July 5, 2008

               

                     By Renee Ashley Baker

INT    A 2nd GRADE CLASSROOM IN ST. LOUIS, MO      DAY

As the SCENE OPENS WE SEE a  Teacher sitting at her desk at the front of the class. Her hair is red and her eyes are emerald green.  WE SEE it is “after school”.  Class is over and all chairs in the classroom are empty “SAVE” one.   In this one chair –that is spotlighted by a “ray” of sunlight beaming through a shadeless window– a young girl, age 7 or so, sits wearing a crisp white blouse, a red shetland wool sweater, and a green tartain skirt.  From a distance WE CAN SEE the young girl–the PUPIL–move her hand.  She is making marks in a notebook.  She is making lines, curves, and shadows.  WE CUT BACK TO A MEDIUM CLOSE UP OF THE TEACHER.  She too has a notebook.  On the cover of  her  ”white notebook” WE SEE the words “LESSON PLAN”.   As the TEACHER opens the notebook she picks up a pencil and begins making marks.  She makes lines, curves and shadows. AS WE CUT BACK AND FORTH WE SEE that the TEACHER’S lines, curves, and shadows are the “exact same” as her young pupil’s lines, curves and shadows.  They–the Teacher and the Pupil– continue their “mental connection” until both put down their pencils–in unison.   WHAT WE SEE  is “A MAN’S HAT” on both the Pupil’s  and the Teacher’s papers.  Grandly, the young girl–The Pupil–stands, and with notebook firmly in the crease of her elbow she approaches the TEACHER’S DESK.   But–instead of handing in “her”  drawing of “The Hat” she instead switches the papers and pulls a second  paper from her notebook, one with writing from top to bottom, one that she had “completed in full” by herself,  the night before.  Handing the paper across the desk, the Teacher takes the paper, smiling proudly.  The Teacher then stands and walks to a nearby wall.  On the wall WE SEE a cork board covered in “white paper” containing the words “STUDENT OF THE WEEK” in big cut out letters.   The Teacher takes  two “thumb tacks”  and affixes both to her “prize pupil’s work”.   The Teacher returns to her desk, opens a drawer and takes out 5 gold____. More letters?  Moore letters?  5 gold what?   When the TEACHER walks back to the cork board WE FINALLY SEE they are “5 gold STARS”.   The Teacher tacks each star in a row underneath the “prize pupils writing”.  The Teacher stands back in admiration, smiling.  The Teacher then looks back at her “prize pupil” but the “Prize Pupil” is looking elsewhere.  The Prize Pupil’s eyes are fixed on the doorway.  Then, as if signaled via “osmosis” the Teacher walks, translike,  out of the classroom.   She TURNS RIGHT and walks a short distance to a door that contains a sign reading “EXIT”.   The Teacher then opens the door and a MAN  enters.  The man is wearing “THE HAT”.   As–the MAN , also translike, walks–IN SLOW MOTION–down the hall,  WE SEE the young girl–The Pupil–as she stands in the classroom doorway.  Her head looks left.  As THE MAN walks slowly The Pupil continues to look left –expecting–expecting–when “HE” APPEARS.  Rounding the corner , walking, walking also in slow motion is LEE  HARVEY  OSWALD.  HE is in handcuffs, and he is being guarded by two men walking on each side of him.  OVER ALL THE ABOVE WE HEAR THE SONG:  “A View To A Kill”.

VIDEO BELOW:  “A View To A Kill”       

I, Renee Ashley Baker, wrote the above story “The Hat” on July 4, 2008, for U. S. Senator Edward M Kennedy.   “The Hat” by Renee Ashley Baker.  Copyright 2008 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis Missouri.  I, at this time, invite both Roger Moore and Simon Libon and the other members of “Duran Duran” to dinner at my home in Washington DC.  I will Executive Produce my motion picture in Washington DC and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will “remain” my co-producer/consultant. Disney will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars….FOR MORE “FIREWORKS” SCROLL DOWN….I WANT VAL KILMER FOR LUNCH TOO.  NOW SCROLL DOWN!

Friday Fourth: “4TH Of July”

July 2, 2008

 

George Washington\'s home in Mt. Vernon                             VERNON AND ARKANSAS

                  George Washington\'s home in Mt. Vernon

Above, home of President George Washington (in Mt. Vernon)

                                    Arkansas Flag and Banner in Little Rock Arkansas

Above, home of store Arkansas Flag and Banner (in Little Rock)

 

                             President Franklin D. Roosevelt

In June of  1944 President Roosevelt signed the “G.I. Bill”…. 

 

                              President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

In June of 1956 President Eisenhower signed the “Federal Highway Act”….

PLUS….

MOVIES, RECIPES,  AND MUSIC (Below)

DVD Rentals…..

“Patton”  starring George C. Scott

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and….”Born On The Fourth of July” starring Tom Cruise

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RECIPES:  Renee’s 4th of July Sandwiches (The Monte Cristo)

www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog

AT THE MOVIES–NOW PLAYING (click link below)

www.firstshowing.net/schedule2008/#jun

P.S. Madonna is the “Dog” that I’m not going to let “sniff up underneath my dress”….

Glamorous Wednesday: “Night and Day”

June 30, 2008

 

                        YOU ARE THE ONE….

For Renee, at Night at the “Yacht Club” maybe?

Harry Winston Attraction Necklace 

 (Harry Winston’s Attraction Necklace)

 Renee during the day at a Yacht Club luncheon….maybe? 

Chanel Resort 2009   

Chanel Resort Collection….

Re:  Destination Hyannisport

Dear WWD Editors:

In lieu of inappropriately revealing swimwear I have opted to pack, instead, for day, long sundresses for sitting by the sand or for lounging by the pool.  And….for Night (evening soirees and yacht parties) I am packing evening gown (but no low cut necklines, I’m on important business).  However, for those who can “show some leg” try the suit below (it’s at Neiman Marcus).

                                        Burberry swimwear at Neiman Marcus

Disney will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars….Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars….

History Monday: Home Safe Home

June 29, 2008

                

Above, Microsoft Corporation  Paul Allen’s mansion in St. Jean Cap Ferret on the French Riviera….

(Renee’s Aside:  “Can I have a seat on the board of Microsoft Corporation Mr. Allen?” and can I lease the Villa?….)

Plus….

                     

Above, Bob Guccione’s E 67th Street Mansion…For sale at $59 million dollars…. 

HOME SAFE HOME….

June is “Home Safety Month” and the Home Safety Council (HSC) has launched its new INTERACTIVE “home injury prevention” teaching tool at MySafeHome.Org.   This  site invites visitors into a VIRTUAL HOME identifying major risk areas, room-by-room, indoors and out, and presents key safety devices and disaster preparedness plans.

VISIT:  MySafeHome.Org

Renee Ashley Baker is buying a $5.2 million dollar mansion in Washington DC from Sotheby’s International Realty.  It will be the “house that Disney paid for”.   Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars.  (Disney will distribute, Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Thanks Disney!  And thanks to Paul Allen too…Just kidding….I mean thanks to Mr. Bill Gates too!)