Portrait of Renee by James….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire (commission) James Gill to paint Renee Ashley Baker’s portrait….

25 “MORE” THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker’s Exercise Routine

1. Nordic Trac Ski Machine
2. Ballet Bar
3. Jonathan Urla Pilates,
and….
4. Renee Ashley Baker will meet (“date”) all 60 of the white males (that is the “love matches”) that have been “love matched” with Renee Ashley Baker on eHarmony.
5. Renee Ashley Baker “may” do a “radio show” (in New York City) which hopefully will be sponsored by Amazon.com, Yahoo/Bing and General Motors (or Mercedes Benz).
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 million dollars (companies which include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics –Renee Perfume by Chanel, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, Rolex and Swarovski for jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”.
7. Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany (Berlin)

Wednesday: Sarah Jessica Parker

 

 

SEE BABY (Times Two….)

See Baby Learn (for Infants and Tots)
ART: Creativity Express (Designed by former Disney animators) COUNTING 1,2,3,: Zelda (children’s books) by Carol Gardner)
VIDEOS: ThatbabyDVD.com

See Baby Wear
GREEN BABY WEAR: Baby Soles
FASHION BABY WEAR:
Suede Baby Jumpers by Ugg Australia Outerwear ($135 at Bloomingdale’s)
Baby Puffer Jacket by JCrew ($98 at jcrew.com)
DIAMOND BABY WEAR: Babycz.com

See Baby Beauty
VANITY BABY HAIR : Silver Comb & Brush Set by Best & Co ($198 at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Dry Off: Monogrammed Baby Towels ($88 Leotine Linens at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Play:
CRAYON SET “Intrax” ($150 at Vivre.com)

See Baby Roll
BABY BUGGY: Pram by Silver Cross Baby ($2,800 at silvercrossbaby.com)

See Baby Travel
JET SET BABY: Baby B’Air Airplane Safety Vest

Special Thanks: Contact (for the Photograph)

TEA: By the Spot (and By the Pot)

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: A HOW TO

On white linen sit delicate tea cups and saucers and — tea sandwiches (for a Parlor), tea cakes (for a Cozy), or smoked eggs (for an Adventurous) tea !

Parlor
(The Tea)
Spring First
Gold Tipped Assam
Large Wulong Signal Fancy
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Smoked Salmon and Watercress
Cucumber and Mint
Tomato and Butter

COZY
(The Tea)
Earl Grey Massala Chai
(The Tea Cakes)
Ginger-Lime Cookies
Bourbon Currant Cookies
Tea Buns

ADVENTUROUS
(The Tea)
Chinese Oolong
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Curried Chicken
Smoked Eggs

Where To Buy:
Specialty Cookies: La Tour d’Argent distributed by Crossings Speciality Tea: McNulty’s Tea in New York City
Specialty Tea Club: The Tea Club (1-800 385 5532)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet 60 Men (the 60 eHarmony men) that she has been “love matched” with on eHarmony).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign with Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City) for representation to 21 Companies (which include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–”Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T/Blackjack and Swarovski for a line of “jewelry boxes” to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called “Pandora”)

Rush Limbaugh vs The NFL

Holloween Pumpkin #2 (by Xero on Flickr)

Jason Voorhees (on Flickr)

Rush Limbaugh by FotoboyNYC (on Flickr)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, love you Rush Limbaugh and I shall defend your right to say it….whatever it is….

What– would be my advice?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, say: “Rush the line of NFL Owners, find daylight, then sprint for the National Hockey League….In other words–buy a hockey team Mr. Limbaugh….

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Will you produce my radio show Mr. Limbaugh? In New York City?….Er, Salary Negotiable”)

Below: A “Sacked” Angel ?

"Angel" by Jacqueline H (on Flickr)

And

….MONEY MANAGEMENT WEREWOLF STYLE

"Gods At War" by Steve Davidoff

"The Looting of America" by Les Leopold

Werewolf Studies ?: Money Management 101

Michael Landon as WereWolf

Plus…

“Keyes”

Totem IV by Josh Keyes (Echo on Flickr)

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21″ COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.

HOUSE FOR SALE….DENVER, COLORADO

House For Sale

THE HOUSE FOR SALE IS MY MOTHER’S HOUSE (THAT IS-THE HOUSE FOR SALE IS MRS ASHLEY’S HOUSE)….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PRESENTLY RESIDE IN CHERRY CREEK –IN DENVER– AND I AM HERE, IN DENVER, SELLING MY MOTHER’S HOUSE…. (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE A PROFIT OWNERSHIP PERCENTAGE IN THE HOUSE)….

AMENITIES:

1. Good Neighborhood/Good Schools (In George Washington High School District)
2. Within Walking Distance of Stapleton’s and Monaco Parkway’s ‘million dollar homes’.
3. City Bus Transportation (2 different bus routes within 2 blocks of each other)
4. School Bus Transportation (Yellow school bus picks up and drops off within blocks of the house)
5. Community (within walking distance): Shopping Center, Medical Center, Super Markets, Sams Club, Fast Food Restaurants (Panera Bread), Office Park (with several banks) Federal Center (New Federal Center to house FBI is being built within walking distance at Stapleton)

HOUSE SPECIFICS:

1 Floor/Ranch Style (All Brick)
Corner Lot
Fenced Back Yard
3 Bedrooms/1 Bath
Living Room/Dining Area
A Must See (for First Time Buyers or as A Rental)

ASKING PRICE: $350,000 (can make allowances)

TIME: Can “Quick Close” by November 30th for “Home Buyer Tax Credit”)

CONTACT: House For Sale (cpash21@yahoo.com)

Parties For Children: Halloween or Birthday (How To)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

by Novembertwothousandandeight (on Flickr)

Whether It’s Halloween (or Birthday) Here Is How To Throw A Hardy Party (For Children)

"Purple Witch" costume at Partypieces.Co.Uk (England)

Disney's Little Mermaid (Ariel)

Want to throw a Halloween Party fit for a ‘Purple Witch’ and her 20 guests? Try ‘PartyPieces.Co.Uk’ (in England). Party Pieces is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite holiday party company. It (the company) was founded by Carol Middleton, Mum of Kate Middleton (the sometimes paramour and friend of England’s Prince William).
Note: Don’t forget Ariel: The ‘Disney Little Mermaid Ariel” costume above can be purchased at PartyCity.com. PartyCity, a party supply store, also sells Darth Vader costumes (for men and boys), Star Trek Vulcan (for men and boys ) and various other costumes (including many for women and girls).

WHAT ABOUT A BLOCK PARTY?

Why not throw a Halloween “BLOCK” Party for 20 kids and 40 parents? Skip going out for “Trick Or Treat” this year and throw a block party for 20 kids and 20-40 parents. It’s easy. Just log onto Kate’s mum’s website PartyPieces.Co.Uk or — visit your nearest party supply store. Pick up supplies like orange and black paper plates, orange and black paper napkins, orange and black plastic spoons, orange and black light bulbs, scary plastic “skull” (or “witch”) tumblers, orange and black streamers, super sticky ’spider webbing’, novelty “treat” bags (for 20), and oh–don’t forget the orange and black “custom” invitations (which you can deliver yourself door to door when you get back home).

JUST WHAT WILL PARTY GOERS DO AT THIS BLOCK PARTY? GET THE ‘HALLOWEEN NIGHT FRIGHTS’ OF COURSE. HERE ARE TWO “FRIGHTY” MOVIES FOR KIDS TO WATCH ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT.

For Teens and Tweens

Resident Evil (2002)

For The Little Kids

Wednesday's Family

And…

For The Memories….

President John F. Kennedy with 'Lil Caroline and Lil JJ' at Halloween

<emFOOD AND DRINK:

Just What Do You Serve At A Halloween Block Party For 20 Kids and 20-40 Parents?

The Kids Menu:
A tray of sandwiches: roast beef, turkey, ham & cheese (removed crust and cut into ‘tea sandwich’ size)
2. Juice Boxes (for 20 kids) and
3. Halloween Jello Parfait

The Parents Menu:
A tray of Monte Cristo sandwiches 2. A Swedish Glogg (made with Red Wine)

RECIPE: DELI MONTE CRISTO SANDWICHES
4 slices rye bread
4 thin slices deli ham
2 thin slices deli turkey
2 tablespoons deli coleslaw
2 tablespoons Thousand Island salad dressing
2 slices Swiss cheese
2 eggs

On two slices of bread, layer a slice of ham and turkey, coleslaw, salad dressing and cheese. Top with remaining ham and bread. In a shallow bowl, whisk the eggs. Dip both sides of sandwiches in eggs.
In a nonstick skillet coated with non-stick cooking spary, cook sandwiches over medium heat for 2-3 minutes on each side or until bread is toasted and cheese is melted.
Yield: 2 servings

RECIPE: SWEDISH GLOGG (with Red Wine)
3 1/2 cups water
1 tablespoon whole cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground cardamom
2 (3-inch) cinnamon sticks
2 (750-milliliter) bottles dry red wine
1 cup raisins
1 cup sugar

Combine first 4 ingredients in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer 20 minutes.
Strain liquid through a sieve into a bowl, discarding cloves and cinnamon sticks. Returns liquid to saucepan. Stir in wine, raisins, and sugar, and cook misture over medium heat just until sugar is dissolved and mixture is thoroughly heated. Serve warm.
Yield: 18 servings (serving size 1/2 cup)
Note: Nonalcoholic dry red wine may be substituted for regular wine, if desired.

RECIPE: HALLOWEEN JELLO PARFAIT
Jello Brand Gelatin Orange (for 20 children)
Cool Whip Whipped Topping Vanilla (for 20 children)
Food Coloring in Black (to color Cool Whip)

1. Prepare Jello in large bowl (and refrigerate till chilled)
2. Color Cool Whip (with food coloring and a large spoon)
3. Alternate Jello and Cool Whip ( in ‘tumblers”)
Serve With Orange and Black Spoons
Yield: Serves 20 children

FOR WEDNESDAY….Halloween Favorites

Richard Lynch Star Trek (Villain ?)

ShadowPrince by ShadowPrincess (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79

Richard Lynch

Did I tell you, my readers, about the time I, Renee Ashley Baker, met (ran into) one of my favorite character actors? His name is Richard Lynch and it was in a public place–in Westwood–on a staircase. I, was bounding ‘down’ the stairs (he walking ‘up’ the stairs) when literally he and I collided–face to face–CRASH! I was, as he could tell, startled. And–it was I who moved first (to my right) as he, smoothly (and movie actor like) passed me on my left continuing on up the up staircase. When I thought he’d been successfully fooled (that is just as he was about to reach the upper landing) I yelled out, “I Love Your Work!”….”Thank You”, he replied back continuing on his way ‘movie actor smooth’….
(Note: Just so my readers — and Richard Lynch –know why I was in that building that day I was using the ‘law library’ that is located downstairs in the basement. And….Did you know that Richard Lynch starred in the last “Halloween” movie? (“Halloween 2007″). Yes, he did! He portrayed the principal at Michael Myers school–he played Principal Harris Chambers….).

Plus….Below some of Renee Ashley Baker’s other ‘favorites’

Hannibal Lector

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker would love to star in a motion picture opposite Anthony Hopkins. A classic spy thriller set in London or Prague. So–how’s Renee Ashley Baker, Val Kilmer, and Anthony Hopkins for ‘inspired’ casting ?)

“Harris” by Renee Ashley Baker. Photo Taken By Renee Ashley Baker With A Motorola AT&T Camera Phone. All Rights Reserved.

Fashion Week/Paris France:Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Baker's Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

CHANEL meets the ‘Bardot Beehive’….

Chanel Spring 2010

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker, want front row tickets to fashion week and….I want to KISS DANIEL CRAIG and KISS MEL GIBSON TOO)

Plus…More (Moore) Woman Size Couture?

Balmain spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

plus–remember–”They Don’t Know Where It’s At”

http://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/history-monday-they-dont-know-where-its-at/

RICH? Then Chase–It’s The Credit Card For You….

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

FOR THE UPPER CRUST

CHASE’S “SAPPHIRE”

Only At Chase Bank….

Chase Card Services, a unit of JP Morgan Chase & Co, will now offer a rewards card designed for “wealthy customers”.
The new card, the “Chase Sapphire” is designed for the top earning 15% of U.S. Households. It ofers travel services, access to round the clock customer service, and a “rewards program” ….

FOR THE UPPER MIDDLE EMPLOYED (with good crust taste….)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Bread’s $17 Lobster Sandwich….Brought To You By Panera Bread Company of St. Louis Missouri

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

FOR THE UPPER, UPPER CRUST (with good taste and lots of dough….)

"Sapphire Jewelry" auctioned by Sotheby's May 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009….At A Sotheby’s Auction In Geneva Switzerland the “Sapphires” (pictured above) were estimated to bring between: $500,000-$800,000 (earrings); $320,000-$520,000 (necklace) and $450,000-$650,000 (bracelet)….

PLUS….

“GOOD-BYE WILLIAM SAFIRE’ From Renee Ashley Baker

(William Safire 1929 – 2009 Winner of both the “Presidential Medal of Honor” and the “Pulitzer Prize”….)

plus….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Bread Of Life? Croissants of course….
Renee Ashley Baker says that she does NOT eat donuts–that she absolutely ‘hates’ donuts–but that she loves to eat “CROISSANTS’ –fresh baked–with or without butter….
(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency–in New York City–for representation to 21 Companies which include: Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics, Chanel Perfume –’Renee Perfume by Chanel’– and– Rolex of Switzerland….)