an infant
plus
The Angel Michael
equals . . . .
Great Italian Opera
by
Mario Puzo
and by
Francis Ford Coppola
“The Godfather”
( OPEN LETTER )
TO: Daily Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, The New York Times, Entertainment Tonight, RadarOnline.com, SplashNews.com, Popeater.com, AFI, NYU(Film School) and AMPAS:
FROM: Renee Ashley Baker
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will not be doing any motion picture projects with Talia Shire, Carmine Coppola, Sophia Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola, nor Nicolas Cage. Having said that–I will now tell you a story—as follows:
YEARS AGO, I came to meet someone (a WOMAN) who talked incessantly about a very famous person (A HISTORICAL FIGURE) whom she said she felt a strong “connection” to. She–”this WOMAN”– talked also about herself and about how she was “connected to” (related to) a very famouos showbusiness family (The Coppolas). This WOMAN continued to talk telling me something even more astonishing: That she – and her children–had been involved in a landmark State Supreme Court Case in a state located in the southern part of the United States. A court case that involved what they used to call “race relations”. A court case that would –even now–astonish the world. I do NOT know whether this WOMAN actually is a relative of the Coppola family–I do believe (after recently watching “Godfather I” and “Godfather III” on television) that Sophia Coppola should portray ”this WOMAN” in a motion picture. That Sophia Coppola should also write and direct this motion picture. Although I wish to have NO involvement with the project–Sophia Coppola should title the motion picture “HOW THE HUMMINGBIRD FLIES”. . . .
Strange as it seems
Frozen in time
Both a yes and a no
Both the truth and a lie
Strange as it seems
An astonishment to the eyes
Frozen in mid-air
Is how the Hummingbird flies….
”HOW THE HUMMINGBIRD FLIES”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
p.s. I’d like to have the dress and earrings Sophia Coppolla wore in the last scene of “Godfather III” . I’d like to wear that dress and earrings when I attend the Paris Opera….
(now listen)
LISTEN TO: “Dueling Matchmakers” by Renee Ashley Baker MUST ADJUST VOLUME!!! (now click link below)
DUELING MATCHMAKERS by Renee Ashley Baker
AND NOW….Chanel
(above Chanel’s “Resort Collection 2010″)
ARE YOU….
Planning a weekend with Your Guy on a yacht or at a swanky hotel? Don’t forget the FAUX….
It’s FAUX …. but FABULOUS !
(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York wig maker Joseph Fleischer. His famous faux “hair put ons” are FABULOUS!)
plus….Wishing For Angel’s Hair?????
try “Style by Jaclyn Smith”
and….new to the faux?
No way….
(Long time wig wearer Kim Zolciak, above, is launching her own wig line “K-Z Wigs”. Hey Kim! I want one of your ”KZ ” wigs….plus…I love your party song….)
Anything else? Yup….
Don’t forget the faux glow:
(don’t leave the city without visiting Faux Glow spray tan salon in New York)
plus….are you
Shading What’s Fabulous?
Louis Vuitton’s 2010 Sunglass Collection will help you….
plus….
How to Pack What’s Fabulous….
pack Chanel’s Weekender Rollaboard (of course)….
and ….
For evenings that are fabulous….
Samantha Thavasa Handbags (for nite)
and finally….
Finding Whose Fabulous….
(above Barbie Adler owner of Selective Search Matchmaking Service on Park Avenue in New York)
”Ode to Ken”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Backer
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
(set to the music of “Venus If You Will”
(verse)
Barbie if you will
please find me Ken
I promise to fulfill
Do help me win
I only need a friend
Oh Barbie can you find me Ken
