PAMELA ANDERSON IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
PAMELA ANDERSON ‘ IS ’ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
IN A DIS–CLOTHES–URE
(Whats That You Say?)
VIENNA AUSTRIA–May 16, 2009 Miss Pamela (formerly of “Bay Watch”, “V.I.P”, Tommy Lee, etc etc) strutted the ‘catwalk’ at the Life Ball HIV/AIDS Fundraiser held May 16th in Vienna Austria.
The ‘Bombshell’ wore a gold wire mesh chainmail bikini with (get this) a ’titanium’ widowmaker adorned with gold and diamond dollar signs, gold and diamond stars, a goldleaf medallion of a ‘crowned lion head’ (or crowned skull) and …. (whew) at both hips– a titanium ‘messenger’s envelope’…..
Add to that–golden cuffs which protected both wrists (to deflect bullets ?) and –add to that– a giant boom box that was graffitied with the word “mangle” or is that ‘Angel’ (Angel with an “A” for ”Alpha Female”)…..
(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: ” She blinded em with science! “)
Exuding both the ‘purr’ of a kitten (and the roar of a ‘Lion-ness’) the crowd, overwhelmed by the ‘Blonde Bombshell’ uncontrollably–began clapping and chanting “Shake it Pam Don’t Break It! Shake it Pam Don’t Break It!”…..
(Once Again–GOTCHA !)
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be doing any projects with Miss Pamela Anderson but–Miss Baker thinks Miss Anderson is a “fabulous” Renee….
Special Thanks: Ronald Zak (for the great Pam photo above)
PRODUCT OF THE DAY….
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