Super Bowl 2012 For Men, Safety For Women, Men For Women, and President Obama (aka President ? )

 

  Amulet  Jewelry  …  Click link to view

            future blog home of :

          ”Ashley Lane Jewelers”

                                     
http://www.ashleylanejewelers.blogspot.com/

                                                                                       

 

 

 

 

 

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      I hereby now and forever officially dub thee, President Drone.

Yes–President Obama is now  “President Drone”  (and this IS  how World Leaders view President Obama).   So— can the Republican and Conservative opponents  for the White House stop being “piddly” ?     Can you stop acting like school girls?   (Stop acting like the piddly school girls in the silly high school movie “Mean Girls” ?).  Yes–you read right–I did say “GIRLS !”….   Do you Republicans  and Conservatives really think you can beat President Obama with all that garbage?  He has a billion dollar war chest fools!     So–from now on don’t–  anyone–  bring up the following:

(a) President Obama’s  “birth qualifications”. (Mitt Romney has recently announced that “his” father was born in Mexico).

(b) President  Obama’s  “grades and academic achievements”.  (President Obama went to two ivy league colleges –Columbia and Harvard’.   His grandmother–caucasian–was a banker but he probably got scholarships…)

(c) President Obama’s “drug use” ?   Remember–both Clinton and George Bush Jr were reported cocaine /crack cocaine users.  (In fact, in case you didn’t  know —  one of George Bush Jr’s  longtime friends– a popular chinese restaurant owner–was arrested–in Denver—for running a “drug trafficking ring” (LOL)….

(d) President Obama’s “grandiose spending”.  (What grandiose?  Do we want World Leaders to see the President of the United States as some “po welfare man”?)    COME  ON !

The United States is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world.  If President  Obama doesn’t look right world leaders, especially dictators like Ahmadinejad,  will “point and laugh”.  Besides, he–President Obama–could have gone skiing in St. Moritz Switzerland but instead he went to Hawaii where he was born!  ….

What–I think Republicans and Conservatives need to do is STOP and start over with a new plan.  A plan to either “repair” or “embellish” in 2017.    President Obama  IS  going to win another term.  FACE  IT!    And– in 2017 – the Republicans and Conservatives will then have “their chance at it”….The Republicans and Conservatives  will then be able to “embellish” how  Obama “turned it around”  or  “repair” the damage Obama did during his 8 year term.  So–either way have a plan you Republicans and Conservatives and be ready to “jump in” and “get started”  once “Obama” is “out of there” …

By the way–do you know WHY President Obama will win a second term?  Click link below to view 49 million votes that will be “going to President Obama”  in  November….Forty-nine  million votes going to the same man Conservatives have called “the food stamp president’….Click link to view 49 million voters….

 

AND

AND

DO YOU  WANT  ROMANTIC  PLAYS  DURING  PLAYS ?….

START  LOOKING?

Renee Ashley Baker will be using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service in New York to find that “right guy”….

(and  HE has to be 50-70 years of age, caucasian/Jewish, and a millionaire….)

             

 

SINGLE ?  JUST DON’T FORGET ABOUT SAFETY  TOO… 

Hot Walkers (for joggers)….

http://www.diyselfdefense.com/hotwalkers.htm

Pepper Spray Key Ring (for key ring)….

http://safetybuddy.stores.yahoo.net/pepspraykeyr.html

  now….now….now

ARE

   YOU 

       READY

             FOR 

                   SOME 

                            FOOTBALL  ?   

                      

Be Sure To Add These Products To Your Superbowl Party….     

                                                                                 

 Cookies by

Panera of  St. Louis

                                            

    Blue Diamond almonds

and….The Waltons Present:  Edwards Pecan Pie….(at Walmart)….                     

 

 

 

Or

What About Ordering Chinese (with chop sticks ?)….

Beef  and  Snow Peas,  Egg Rolls, Orange Chicken and Fried Rice

and

DON’T  FORGET  TO ….

Check Out The “Authentic  Football Man Recipes”  at:

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PLUS….NEXT ?

 

Dorial Green-Beckham football star from St. Louis Missouri

              Is he the most dynamic athlete in the world? 

Renee Ashley Baker was born in St. Louis Missouri….

and….

St. Louis chasing a Tiger

above, photograph  taken by Renee Ashley Baker (at a “relative’s house”)….

 now

“DON’T  GET  ME   STARTED!”

Music To Get You Jumping (Before The Games  Begin)

 

Click link:     
http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France”….

Heavenly, Handle, and Handsome (plus Florida Debates 2012: Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

                   
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

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p l u s

renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….

                                                    ReneeAB9

 

plus…..

Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.

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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)

              

(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)

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        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80′s and 90′s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed ”glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.

AND….

   NOW

        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).

and 

above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….

and…

Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11

re:  CURRENT  EVENTS

re:   WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?

re:  WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?

and

this

year….

 

      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  ”taking  me shopping” ….)

 

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Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  ”unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  ”band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed ”Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  ”hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB:  

    click link to view :
http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  ”Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  ”Blue Heaven”….)

NEW FRONTIER! Jeff Bezos vs Richard Branson meets George Lucas (plus potpourri: Princess Cate, Beyonce’s Baby, Lady Gaga; plus CAA)

Billionaire Bezos Bankrolls “Blue Origin” and Blasts Off !

    Billionaire Jeff Bezos founded Blue Origin to develop a vertical take off and landing rocketship that will fly passengers to suborbital space.  It–Blue Origin–recently won money from NASA to “go into orbit as a space taxi” (now that the space shuttle fleet is retired….)

above, Amazon Captain Jeff Bezos

Vast, Veritable, Valued, and Venerable (Virgin Vows Velocity)

            

Space  Ship  1 !

Virgin  Galatic !

$200,000 a Seat ! ($55  milliion in reservations so far !)

6 Passengers a Flight !

 ”We’ll raise 60,000 feet then launch into space!”  says Richard Branson about Spaceships 1 & 2 that will travel 3 1/2 times the speed of sound….

  

above,  Virgin Captain Richard Branson

 

PLUS

GO  AIR  FORCE !

“Red Tails” (an Airman’s Story) directed by George Lucas….

plus

 

HER  ROYAL  HIGH–NESS….

above, HRH Princess Kate on her birthday  in Alice lace dress….

   (Will  Princess Kate  carry the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag designed by Renee Ashley Baker  for Tiffany & Co ? )

plus

HER  BLUE  HEAVEN….

above, Haute couture baby bed for Beyonce (cost: $20,000)

about the “hair”:   All those who remember me from George Washington High School (located on Monaco Parkway in Denver) remember me wearing the hair Beyonce is wearing in the picture above….One of those who remembers me from George Washington High School (wearing  my “wild hair” and my “pink suede high heel open toe  lace up boots” and my maxi coats with the “real fur” on the collars)  is related to (is a cousin of) Phillip Bailey of  “Earth Wind and Fire”….(TRUE STORY) ….Hi  Ned!

plus

HER  FAVORITE  DESIGNER….

above, Haute Couture from the Haus of Gaga

plus

HER    MAJESTY

          

above, Her  Majesty,  My Mother,  seated…..

Mother  says: “YES  TO  C A A”….

 

now

Renee Ashley Baker will be  “moving to Chicago to work for Oprah Winfrey”  OR “moving to Paris France” (to work for Chanel Corp and  for  Erma French Perfume and Design)….

     

NOW

To Listen (to “The New Frontier”) click link below:

 

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To Venture Capitalists, Crowdsource Funders, Angels….and to Oprah)

                   

SHOUT   OUT   TO

 Angels, Crowd Source Funders, Venture Capitalists and to  Oprah:

 

    1.   If–Oprah were to “give me a job” as a “programming v.p.”  I’d require:

 (a) A Profit Share : 10% ownership of whatever show I create for Oprah and OWN (see four in post below);

 (b) A Salary ;

 (c) A Signing Bonus of   $1,000,000;

 2.  (otherwise I work in Paris France for Chanel Corp and Erma French Perfume and Design….

or

3.   write a “novel trilogy” ….)

NOW….

all  VC, Crowdsource Funders and Angels scroll down and read about CAPOTE’S HAT….

 

NEW! CAPOTE’S HAT COUNTDOWN BELOW plus Iowa Caucus 2012: “What The Hay?” by Renee Ashley Baker (plus….Oprah Winfrey)

    

 

I’m Launching A Rocket….

 

Click Link Below For Update on “Capote’s Hat” …..

(when you click link scroll all the way down.  Renee’s project is the very LAST one on the page).

www.rockethub.com/projects/5083-book-publishing-via-a-fiction-writing-contest

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        SO — -instead of having these “presidential candidates” just going from place to place and talking “you know what”….why not have them give the pretense of NOT making “hay seeds” out of all of us (US–as in U.S. –as in “United States”)….

     Why not make it “mandatory” that the candidates have to put forth some type of plan–on paper–for each “issue” that is before the American public. 

           THIS—is how it would work:  The U.S. government already gives “matching funds” to each candidates’  campaign.   I say– that from now on –  in order for each candidate to get matching funds –the candidate must “use the matching funds” to prepare “written plans”.    Such as “How I Plan To Create Jobs by Mitt Romney” or “How I Plan To Reverse The Housing Foreclosure Crises by Michelle Bachmann” or “How I Plan To Make Peace In The Middle East by Newt Gingrich”….

      This “blah de blah de blah” that has been traveling from place to place is ridiculous; especially–when world economies are crashing down upon  us.    To  THINK  — the so called “candidates”  are actually being  discouraged from “putting anything down on paper” !    HOW–can you have a plan for anything without it being put on paper ?

     Anyway, this–is my say on the matter (even though I promised to stay “out” of the 2012 “presidential election sideshow/fiasco” so that I can (a) work on my “novel trilogy” or  (b)  be a “programming v.p.” for Oprah Winfrey’s  OWN).      As In: 

“HOW  I  WOULD  INCREASE  RATINGS  FOR  OWN”

(Oprah Winfrey’s Cable Channel)

by

Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker

 

  COMPETITIVE   PROGRAMMING  ( Or — “Oprah Will Have One Too”).

1.  A Ladies Golf Tournament to be called  “LPGA’s   OWN”.

Oprah  Winfrey could easily “line up corporate  sponsors” for this “annual tournament” (and would of course hire my relative–the country clubber–to be an “on camera” hostess).

2.  An “Apprentice” clone to be called “Paging Miss O”.

A  “competition show” that would give Administrative Assistants, Personal Assistants, and Executive Secretaries (aka “Pages”) a chance to “win a job” at one of Oprah Winfrey’s companies.

3.  The   ”O  Table”. 

A “roundtable” type show whereby “celebrities” get to be “fiercely political”.  (A McNeil Lehrer  “talking head type show”  that would seat “newspaper journalists” along side  ”hot potatoes”  like Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, etc etc etc).

4.  “Follow  That   Scene”.

A summer “movie production competition” whereby   ”3 Teams” (of writer, producer, director, leading man, leading lady) will each produce a 5 minute ”scene”.     The writer can write WHATEVER  he or she wants. The catch is—that “each scene” must advance the movie (must advance the storyline) all the way to “THE END”.    And–each week the viewing audience will vote on which scene was “done best”.   The  “Winner”  —  would receive what?   Why a “Job”  working on a production at  Oprah Winfrey’s production company of course.

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What Say Oprah?      Old ideas with a “new spin”?

 

 

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PLUS

 

SHOUT  OUT   TO   ”THE   AUTHORITIES”:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  don’t want to have to call Rick Santorum “crap”….   

 And —

still “no” to Senator Michael Bennett (who  is  ”crap”).

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AND….

Below: Hear My New Songs “Je M’appelle Renee” and “The Red Tree”

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 HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  2012 !

           

Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to  France….

NOW

DO

( Scroll Down to See Renee Ashley Baker’s Christmas Holiday Photos With Family….If You Haven’t Seen Them Already….)