Plus Sotheby’s! (GET “12 Documents”)

 

          

SHOUT   OUT   TO   SOTHEBY’S….

Dear   Sotheby’s: 

                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will HOLD –for Sothebys com–100 “Special Editions/Limited Editions”   of   “12  DOCUMENTS”  so that Sothebys com can AUCTION them on the Sothebys com Website.    Thank  You.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker/aka Erma Renay Ashley

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                              HAVE    YOU    ORDERED   ?  

                    HAVE  YOU PAID?   (via  Western Union ?)

                                             IF  SO —-

                            ONE FINAL STEP IS NECESSARY

           (So Your Book Can Be Mailed To You Priority Mail)

               PLEASE SEND A “CONFIRMATION EMAIL” TO:

                        ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

                                    IMPORTANT  ! ! !

Please Include The Following Information In Your Email:

1.  TYPE of ebook edition you prefer

      a.  Amazon Kindle

     b.  Barnes & Noble Nook

    c.   Other ebook reader

    d.   Espresso Edition

2.   RE-CONFIRM  SENDER  INFORMATION

    a.   Your  First Name

    b.   Your  Last Name

    c.   Your Street Address

   d.   Your City, State and Zip Code

   e.    Your  Country

   f.     Your Phone Number/  Your  Fax Number 

3.     TOTAL  NUMBER  OF  ORDERS

YOU  MUST   MUST  SEND THIS “CONFIRMATION EMAIL” IF–YOU WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR   2  EBOOKS AND  1  HARDCOVER “SPECIAL EDITION”.

I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

AND

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker/Erma Renay Ashley

(aka  “12  Documents”)

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                  QUESTION:

DO  YOU KNOW  WHAT  HAPPENED  IN  1636   ? ? ? ? ?

(The Answer Will Be In  “12 Documents”. . . .)

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“IF   YOU  HAVE  NOT YET  ORDERED   SCROLL   DOWN”

 

 

  

NOW  ORDER   “12 DOCUMENTS”  !!!

  1000  ORDERS  NEEDED !

VIEW    “DOCUMENT”    BELOW

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above, Letter from Ralph DUNGAN  assistant to President John F. Kennedy. . .

Letter is from Ralph Dungan to Judyth Vary Baker.  Letter is from Judyth Vary Baker Website. . . .

 

 

 

 

 

       Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be taking any “evidence” to the Supreme Court. . . .Renee Ashley Baker WILL be moving to France…and getting  married (read more at bottom of page)…..

NOW

FOR “MY” MOTHER….  “12  Documents”….

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 For My Mother — Mrs.  Ashley –

                View A  Bentley

                          (at bottom of page). . . .

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                                   SORRY   FOR  THE  DELAY

                                                      

                                                  (sepia)

                              Order Now  and  Pay Only $271.99

                           You will receive 2 ebook downloads

                                                      plus

           1 hardcover “Special Edition/Limited  Edition”

                                     “12    DOCUMENTS”

                                    (Never Before Seen)

                                       HOW    TO    ORDER

                                 

                                 

 

To: Fifty Mayors, Fifty Governors, To Five-Hundred  U.S. Congressmen,To World Leaders,  To Newspapers and Media Outlets Worldwide, To Think Tanks, To Colleges and Universities

                         (1000   Orders   Needed)

                              “12 Documents”

                                             by

                              Renee Ashley Baker  

        Copyright  2011  by  Renee Ashley Baker                         

                              ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

and

TO:  U.S.  Passport Office

Note:  Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING to France. . . Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States.  Renee Ashley Baker will run her mother’s handbag design and perfume company in France. . . (with Tiffany & Co ?  and Chanel  Corporation?)

And–Renee Ashley Baker will be “getting married” in the year 2011 in France  (with the help of New York matchmaker Janis Spindel).  And Renee Ashley Baker will do other things in France–read on. . . .

 

 

Note 2:  Renee Ashley Baker would like to visit the business below

pictured, Bentley’s Cleaners in Eton on High Street in England

 

 

New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( ”IC3″)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

 plus

 

SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  ”movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly – a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9″

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80′s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4″  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960′s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 
http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

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