History Monday: Me, My Mother (and no to Gale)

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Ballet Dance Number

(The above “costume” –my costume–is on my Tripod Website)

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Renee Ashey Baker’s Mother (“The Beautiful Mrs. B”) at a party in The Hamptons I believe….

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To The Worldwide Press/Media

From: Renee Ashley Baker

 Seven magazines  will buy (purchase) “13 Photographs” taken of Renee Ashley Baker at The Ritz Hotel in Boston.  These seven magazines are: Newsweek, US, New York Times Magazine, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, and Vanity Fair.  (I will be wearing Chanel and Jimmy Choo in the photographs).

2.  There will be No TV Shows and No Motion Pictures.  (Like I previously stated I will ONLY do “charity work” at $50,000 a year for the Kennedy family’s “Special Olympics 2″).

3.  I will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins for my book: “How I became Special Envoy for the Kennedy Family”. 

4.  I will live six months out of the year in Boston and I will live the other six months out of the year in Monaco Monte Carlo.

5.  To the FBI and To the DEA:

    re:  3000 W. Yale

  The residents of 3000 W. Yale are “lowlife, filthy dogs” who I will get “Federal restraining orders against” (and file Federal criminal charges against) for coercion, extortion, and racketeering under the RICO Statutes.  The “lowlife Dogs” residing at 3000 W. Yale THREATENED the life of U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy.

     The SEC and the FBI need to “investigate” the FED X/Kinkos.

6.  STILL NO.  My answer is still “NO” to football.  No to  C-list, “shakedown” cowtown Denver.  No to Madonna (Madonna is a “Dog”), No to CBS Network, No to NBC Network, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros.  No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  No to ABC Network, NO to the music industry, (I hate rap music). No to California ( I am NOT going to California) and “NO” to $11 million dollars.

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

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                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

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NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2″.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2″.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”

Glamorous Wednesday: Breast Cancer Month (to be completed)