TOP
25 NEWS STORIES
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2007
Can You Match The Picture (Or Pictures) With The Phrase?
Here it is–”The Renee Ashley Baker Year End Review”:
Got your new fountain pens? Then, ready, set —go:
Example:
Phrase: Classical Music
Answer: Renee Fleming, Pavarotti, Cecilia Bartoli, Hattie Carnegie, La Scala
Phrase: Go To Jail
Answer: Keifer Sutherland, Lou Perlman, Mischa Barton, Jude Law
(now let’s begin–answers given below so don’t cheat).
3. Phrase: Pink
4. Phrase: In-Flight
5. Phrase: Ice-Age
6. Phrase: To Appear In Missouri
7. Phrase: Wears Pampers
8. Phrase: Has Happy Feet
9. Phrase: A Tom Cat
10. Phrase Needs To Be Phased Out
11. Phrase: Haagen Daz Chocolate Ice Cream
12. Phrase: Recall
13. Phrase: Black & White
14. Phrase: Rocket Man
15. Phrase: Jesse James
16. Phrase: Bad Hair Day
17. Phrase: Giggles
18. Phrase: This Little Piggy
19. Phrase: Belongs In A Geico Commercial
20. Phrase: The Order
21. Phrase: Fell Asleep On The Job
22. Phrase: The Year Of The Rat
23. Phrase: A Pair
24. Phrase: Said, “Third World Toilet”
25. Phrase: Ethically Challenged
(The Answers)
3. Phrase: Pink
Answers: Pink Berry, Code Pink Hoodie, Mary Kay Cosmetics, ___,___.
4. Phrase: In-Flight
Answers: Batman, Lear Jet, Moller Sky Car, Flying Tomato, ____.
5. Phrase: Ice-Age
Answers: Al Gore, Ice Age dvd, The Golden Compass, ____,_____.
6. Phrase: To Appear In Missouri
Answers: Brad Pitt, Mitt Romney,___,____,____.
7. Phrase: Wears Pampers
Answers: Baby by Anne Geddes, Lisa Nowak Ex-Astronaut, ___,___,___.
8. Phrase: Has Happy Feet
Answers: Happy Feet, U.S. Senator Larry Craig, ___,____,____.
9. Phrase: A Tom Cat
Answers: Garfield The Cat, Tom & Katie,___,____,____.
10. Phrase: Needs To Be Phased Out
Answers: Light Bulb, ___,____,____,____.
11. Phrase: Haagen Daz Chocolate Ice Cream
Answers: Haagen Daz, Hillary Clinton, ___,____,____.
12. Phrase: Recall
Answers: Chinese Toy: Dora The Explorer,___,___,___,____.
13. Phrase: Black & White
Answers: Faye & Steve chessgame, Pam Anderson,____,____,____.
14. Phrase: Rocket Man
Answers: Yuri Gagarin, Peggy Whitson,___,____,____.
15. Phrase: Jesse James
Answers: Brad Pitt, Jesse James and His Machines,___,____,____.
16. Phrase: Bad Hair Day
Answers: Bad hair day cap, Bad hair day cat, John Edwards, ___,___.
17. Phrase: Giggles
Answers: Giggles Toy Store, Goldie Hawn, Moet Champagne (“Happy New Year!”).
18. Phrase: This Little Piggy
Answers: Pig, Miss Piggy,___,___,___.
19. Phrase: Belongs In A Geico Commercial
Answers: Gecko, Cave Men, ___,____,___.
20. Phrase: The Order
Answers: DaVinci Code, Harry Potter: And The Order Of The Phoenix,__,___,___.
21. Phrase: Fell Asleep On The Job
Answers: Larry King (Funniest story I ever heard), __,___,___,___.
22. Phrase: The Year Of The Rat
Answers: Ratatouille, Tales of the Rat Fink, ___,___,___.
23. Phrase: A Pair
Answers: Marilyn Monroe, JoAnne Woodward & Paul Newman,___,___,___.
24. Phrase: Said, “Third World Toilet” (and was right).
Answers: U.S. Senator Tom Tancredo,__,___,___,___.
25. Phrase: Ethically Challenged
Answers: (hmmmm) ___,___,___,_etc etc etc
AND NOW….
“The Renee Ashley Baker: Toilet List (Worst of 2007)”
Lou Perlman: A Crook Caught (Finally!)
pictured above: Lou Perlman, Boy Band Manager, in jail….
1. “NO” to Lou Perlman, “NO” to “boy bands” (and “NO” to the music industry):
1. I’m glad Lou Perlman is in jail and I’m hoping that he’ll “go to prison”. I’ve thrown all of his so called “music” in my toilet because I “never” listened to it, I “never” watched it, and I certainly “never” paid money for it. Meaning–”No” to the “boy bands”. Also–I’m not that “big a fan” of Brittany Spears.
(Note: I am “Executive Producing” a motion industry”).
AND NOW….THE “NO” List
NO to “Packaging”.
There will no packaging at Renee Baker Studios.
NO to American Idol (I still can’t stand that show).
NO to Madonna.
I “can’t stand” Madonna either.
“Happy New Year!”
*“The Renee Ashley Baker Year End Review” Copyright 2007 by Renee Ashley Baker.
