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special thanks: royalty watchout web, Patrick DeMarchelier, and LHJ
Archive for August, 2007
TRIBUTE TO A PRINCESS by Renee Ashley Baker
August 31, 2007MOVIE THURSDAY: I’M TOO SLEEPY (Tsk Tsk)
August 30, 2007
Dateline New York–Little Suri on a “go see”? It seems that Little Suri (daughter of Tom & Katie Cruise) has taken New York City by storm. She is the ‘new face of Baby Gap’. Our sources tell us that while in New York Little Suri went on a “photo session” and that when lights and cameras were being ‘set up for her photo shoot’ she began “acting out” in grand model style. Sources at the photo session spotted Little Suri taking in a “white substance” through a straw (“Got Milk!”–said Suri). That she was dancing around to jiggly sounds that boomed loudly from the Sony stereo speakers (“The Wiggles!”–shouted Suri). Then, sources tell us, that “from all that acting” Little Suri just passed out cold (“Sleepy, Okay!” –yelled Suri, just before she conked out)….
Tsk, by the way, stands for Tom, Suri, Katie. And –Have ‘You’ Got Milk?
(Gotcha!)
special thanks: Tomkat Crazy and IntoGossip.blogspot.com
Glamorous Wednesday:Spidy’s Girl Gets “Dicked”
August 29, 2007 
Dateline New York–Actress Kirsten Dunst was robbed at her New York hotel last week of a $13,000 handbag, a cell phone, two digital cameras, ID cards, credit cards and $2500 in cash….
Now–where’s that Spider-Man when you need him?
“He’s at home a-washing his tights!” –said that preposterous purple Joker
special thanks: Make Us Hot
MOVIE TUESDAY: PLEASE MR. JESSE JAMES?
August 28, 2007
Dateline New York–Brad Pitt and his crew came through New York City and The Hamptons last week on a whirlwind and a whirlybird. We all know that celebrities are nortorious for shouting profanities and throwing punches at the paparazzi. But sources tell us that Brad Pitt has decided to try another way of getting annoying photographers to leave him alone….a polite request, rather than making use of his ”Fight Club” skills.
Oh, Okay — “ Mr Jesse James, may we have your autograph please?”
special thanks: The Gossip Girls and Daily Blabber
HISTORY MONDAY: THEY DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S AT….
August 27, 2007
Dear Miss:
They have Valerie Plame’s old job waiting for you at the CIA which–is nowhere and doesn’t exist so nobody needs any maps. Plus, they don’t know where anything–like WMD’s–are at. So—at Brewster Jennings—aka the CIA–a “donkey punch” and a “donkey’s tail” (as in pin the tail on) can be yours….
HISTORY/”HIS” STORY MONDAY
August 27, 2007
Quote: “If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat” —Mark Twain, 1894
special thanks: Philosopher Queen on Flickr
GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY: ESTEE LAUDER’S NEW FRAGRANCE
August 22, 2007
Beauty: Gwyneth Paltrow is “the apple” (and the “Pleasure’s Delight”) of Estee Lauder’s eye….
Gwyneth Paltrow is being considered (by Renee Ashley Baker) to portray Renee Ashley Baker in an upcoming Renee Baker Studios motion picture (to be released in movie theatres wordwide via Disney)….
special thanks: Holy Candy
MEL GIBSON SUPER HERO?
August 18, 2007
Mel Gibson in “The Adventures of Cliff Damage” ?????
Joke: “Super Heroes Party”
It’s the annual new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.
“What’s up?” asked Batman
“Well, I was upstairs looking for the bathroom and I passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!”
“Was she surprised?” asked Spiderman
“Yes, but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!”
Mel Gibson is my “favorite actor” (love him like a brother). View “The Suit by Renee Ashley Baker” (click link below)
BRANGELINA: HUNTING MOBY DICK?
August 17, 2007
Brad & Angelina to buy a $268 million dollar yacht….
special thanks: Hot Online News
ELVIS–1956–GOLD
August 16, 2007
