FOR MEN (WITH LOVE): All About Men; All About Love PLUS #Luxury Travel, #Matchmakers, #BSTL/Basic Symbolic Twitter Language by Renee Ashley Baker)

July 29, 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS ON KICKSTARTER….

CLICK KICKSTARTER LOGO BELOW…

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THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Finally! It’s Here! You’ve Been Waiting–And Now It….Has…Arrived! (What, you say?). I didn’t say, I tweeted: “Stupid Time Capsule Moments” (What!). You remember “Stupid Pet Tricks?” Well…now now now, all seasons change, and out wit the old and in with the new…Bravo and Cudos and Bully for ME. I’ve invented, created, thought up, a new “#Twitter #Hashtag #Phrase #Code”. I call it BSTL: The New “Twitter Hashtag Phrase Code”. (SOUND: Knuckles cracking) So, here it goes (wish me luck) and when I find time I’ll be Tweeting it (LOL)….

Code Key

“BSTL/BASIC SYMBOLIC TWITTER LANGUAGE”

(A New Twitter Hashtag Phrase Code”)

created by

Renee Ashley Baker

To describe a really “Awesome” video: #VStormyWeather
To describe a really “Powerful” Rant: #BadAss
To describe a really Pure “act” or “look”: #NoFilter
To describe a really “Outrageous” piece of gossip: #Scoop
To describe a really “Amazing” person/place/thing: #DaBomb
To describe a really “Stupid/Ridiculous/Dumb” act or utterance: #TimeCapsuleMoment

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man and woman kissing

She says, “I Love You”….He says, “I Know”…..

I love you cups at shop geek details

ALL ABOUT MEN….

AND WHAT MEN THINK (ABOUT WOMEN)

WANT “HIS” OPINION? TRY….

GLAMOUR MAGAZINE’S “ASK JAKE”….

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/fashion/glamours-jake-column-inspires-a-new-book.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

WANT MORE THAN ONE OPINION….LIKE MAYBE 1000? BELOW…”1000+ Guys Talk” from the editors of Glamour Magazine

NOT HAVING ANYBODY’S OPINION?

Love opinion

ALL ABOUT LOVE….

Big Island

Plan a romantic “end of summer” weekend “Getaway” and schedule through the new luxury travel site: Peek….

Peek Luxury Travel

THE BLACK SWIMSUIT….RESORTS AND BEACHES GALORE!

Below Glamour Magazine Cover: April 1956 Issue….

Glamour Magazine April 1956

AN END OF SUMMER “ROMANTIC WEEKEND” (WHAT TO TRAVEL IN AND WHAT TO PACK)…..

Below Chanel Lace Short Set with White Chanel Pearl Sandals…..

Chanel resort 2014

Chanel sandals 2014

PACKING: START WITH…

Chanel Les Beiges Summer

ADD ACCESSORIES…

Chanel sandals 2 2014

Chanel sunglases 2014

Tory Burch straw

WHAT LUGGAGE TO TAKE…

LV keepall 2

WHERE RENEE SHOPS…

Neiman Marcus

Barneys New York

NOW…A LOVE MATCH FOR RENEE?

RENEE’S MATCHMAKERS: They will “hook REnee Up” with AWESOME MEN who are Caucasian/Jewish, Millionaire, Billionaire, 55-70 years of age (No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness Men….)

Kelleher International Matchmaking

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

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NOW…MORE “CODE” FOR RENEE?

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

Renee Ashley Baker 9

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Did I say that my sister (Miss M aka the Countess From Hong Kong) has been a “real beauty queen”? Yes, it’s true….Miss M, a staunch Obama supporter (who has been invited to the Obama White House twice), a Master Sargeant’s Wife (U.S. Airforce), a “country club Democrat” (she plays golf at her country club) and an F.B.I. Mother (meaning the Mother of a U.S. Justice Department employee)….did win a beauty contest, back in the 1950’s where she received a crown, a sash, and a septor. This win I beleive was part of the Miss Universe contest (held in the Phillapeans) but I’m not sure (I have to ask Miss M again)…Anyway Miss M won’t be traveling with me to Europe although there are many there who probably want to meet her
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to France” to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN….

Hi BEN ! — Hi KEIRA! (plus…Renee’s On Kickstarter check it out….plus….For Men Only Below….I’ll Be Back On August 1!!! )

July 15, 2014

BELOW…BEN CUMBERBATCH AND KEIRA KNIGHTLY STARRING IN “THE IMITATION GAME” (IN THEATRES THIS WINTER)….

The Imitation Game

Keira Knightley

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM “NOT FOR HIRE”…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL ONLY “WORK FOR MYSELF”….DO VIEW MY “PROJECT” BELOW….

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAS A NEW “KICKSTARTER” PROJECT…..IF FUNDED, The Project Will Be Given Free Of Charge To “Hughes Direct TV” or to “Amazon Instant Video” (NOT, NOT TO “DISH NETWORK” AND NOT BET TV)….Click on “Kickstarter” logo above.

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Miley Cyrus 1

“Miley To The Girls ?”….Click Photo of Miley Above To Read….

Miley Cyrus Elle Magazine 2014

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I’M ON FACEBOOK…..CHECK ME OUT…

facebook purple

CLICK HERE: https://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9

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A NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT?

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM REALLY LEAVING THE COUNTRY…CHECK OUT MY NEW TWITTER BELOW….

Twitter

CLICK HERE: https://twitter.com/reneeeurope

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THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW…..

WANT TO TAKE A LUXURY CRUISE THIS AUTUMN? (FOR TWO?) (NEW YORK TO ENGLAND?)

What To Pack (HER)

Pack…Among Other Things:

Napoleon Perdi mink false eyelashes

Napoleon Perdi Mink False Eyelashes

aerin make up brush

Aerin Make Up Brushes ($148)

Chanel Nail Polish

Chanel Nail Polish

Kiss Press On Nails 2

Kiss Press-On Nails

Chanel fall 2014

Sunglasses by Chanel

Chanel bracelet

Chanel jewelry bangel

Jewelry by Chanel (Bangels and Baubles)

TO CARRY IT ALL: Chanel Croc Tote Bag

Chanel Croc Tote 2014

and Board Wearing

CHANEL….BE RECKLESS !

Chanel fall winter 2014

Karl Lagerfeld 2014 fall winter

AND…..

TO SHINE AT THE CAPTAIN’S TABLE (FOR DINNER):

Balmain leather

Balmain Leather Evening Dress

Jimmy Choo atumn winter

Jimmy Choo fall winter 2013

Jimmy Choo

AND BELLS ON RENEE’S FINGERS….(ER ON HER — THE SAILOR’S — FINGERS…)

Tiffany & Co

Tiffany & Co

WHAT CUNARD CRUISE LINE SAYS:

A Crossing Is Six Nights and the Dress Code Is:
Elegant Casual
Formal
Formal
Semi-Formal
Formal
Elegant
Casual Forwal: Black tie or formal dark suit for MEN. Evening dress or other formal attire for Women.

InFormal/Semi-Formal
Jacket and tie for MEN. Cocktail dress or pantsuit for Women (No Jeans).

Elegant Casual Jacket no tie required For Men (No jeans or shorts). Dress, Skirt, or Pants/Slacks for Ladies.

SHOUT OUT TO THE PRESIDENT OF CUNARD:

Can you sit me at the Captain’s Table during my voyage on the Queen Mary 2?

(I liked HRH Prince Harry on my Facebook….AND PRINCE HARRY LIKED EVERYBODY IN LAS VEGAS….LOL)

Queen Mary 2 a

Queen Mary 2 b

Queen Mary2

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MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL, JAMES BOND (DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE) BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

Renee Ashley Baker 9

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

oN Vacation with my MAN in East Hampton …BE BACK August 1; Beyonce will NOT get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker and No to Rihanna too….(Please enjoy my blog Below)

July 2, 2014

All About Me

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WHO 7

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NOW…

ALL ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…

Rolls Royce symbol

I, Renee Ashley Baker, should be arriving in France in September of 2014. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “settle my lawsuit” out of court and buy a house in the South of France…and NO TO DAVID FOSTER AND NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….Neither David Foster nor David Geffen can buy The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog….NO COVERS…..AND STILL NO TO CHARLIZE THERON (THE B-LIST), NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE’S GARBAGE, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO MERYL STREEP, and NO TO OPRAH WINFREY and CHRISTINA AGUILLERA IS A DOG. NO TO EMINEM and NO TO CRIP BOY JILL SCOTT…. and NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, AND NO TO SALDANA.
NO TO HALLE BERRY, AND NO TO HALLE BERRY’S MANAGER, NO TO SEAN PUFFY, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO BEYONCE.

New York 4th of July

PLEASE! THIS 4TH OF JULY…PRACTICE SAFE BOATING….

From Renee Ashley Baker and CoActionGroup Org

Below the most expensive speed boat in the world…The Mercedes Benz Mirauder….

mercedes benz speed boat

and

THE LONGEST YACHT IN THE WORLD….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s “Christina O” Yacht… Harbored in the South of France (and still number 29 of the 100 LARGEST yachts in the world…)

Renee Ashley Baker’s yacht (temporarily)…Just for Renee’s Men’s Cologne Launch Parties? ….

Yacht Christina O 7

NOW…

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Happy Fourth of July 7

plus….

A Plate For A Meal?

Happy Birthday plate

Tom Cruise birthday 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM CRUISE MAPOTHER IV

(BORN ON THE THIRD OF JULY)…

now

WHATEVER you decide to do this 4th of July why not “document the fun”? Upload photos from your cellphone (all day)

To Instagram or To The New Phhhoto.com

Instagram

PHHHOTO LOGO

Paris Hilton selfie

above paris Hilton selfie

AND….

IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T MADE PLANS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO….

Some “Nautical” Action Maybe?

Try sailing on Cape Cod or Maine

Cape Cod from the harbor

Rockland Maine

Windjammer Cruising with Captain Brenda Thomas

Take a Windjammer Cruise in Rockland Maine with Captain Brenda Thomas (I’m putting Brenda on for my Kennedys….)

SO….

Are You Like The Kennedys (Always Playing To Win?)

Old School….Croquet

croquet set by Franklin Expert

New School….Paint Ball

or

Wii Outdoor Fun (For Adults)

paint ball for July 4

wii party game for adults

BOOK WORM?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DOWNLOAD AND READ THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

On Country Love:

I Heard My Country Calling by James Webb

“I Heard My Country Calling” by James Webb

Brothers Forever by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

“Brothers Forever” by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

On Elite Love:

The Hiltons by J Randy Tarabourelli

“The Hiltons” by J. Randy Tarabourelli (about the Hilton hotel dynasty)

The Phantom of Fifth Avenue by Meryl Gordon

“The Phantom of Fifth Avenue” by Mary Gordon (about the life and death of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark)

IN THE CLASSROOM

Looking For A New Skill? Learn Something! This 4th of July holiday sign up for a summer course in:

Wine Making!

Man and Woman driking wine

Man making wine

Veramar Vineyard offers a three day “Wine Camp” in the rolling hills of Virginia’s wine country. Conducted on a “family run estate’ you get “all the fun stuff” as well as a real appreciation for the hard work of “running a vineyard”. Sessions are held “throughout the year” . The program is $900 per person for three days and two nights (which includes daily meals, lodging at the winemakers residence, samplings, tastings and all “camp” activities. Contact: veramar com

In Photography!

male photographer

Take Photos Like A Pro….Based in Montana, the Rocky Mountain School of Photography offers weeklong photo workshops for varying skill sets led by expert photographers in some of the country’s most beautiful “national parks” (like Wyoming’s Grand Teton). The school also offers “weekend courses” throughout the year in cities like Nashville and Portland. The “weeklong workshops” start at $1295 (not including meals or lodging). Contact: rsmp com.

Nakeya Brown photographer

GET GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU’LL NEED AN AGENT….

Happy 4th of July to Nakeya!
Nakeya Brown is a photography agent at Apostrophe in New York. Just what does a photography agent do? On a “typical” day Nakeya puts together budgets for photo shoots, does minor production, and promotes the agencies 14 photographers.
SHOUT OUT:
Hey Nakeya…I, Renee Ashley Baker, have got a “female relative’ (named Miss Annie) who is a very TALENTED photographer. Every summer she (Miss Annie) performs “hostess duties” at various “toney” Country Clubs around the country during “golf tournament season”). Maybe you can use Miss Annie’s photography…..(I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “professional photographer”….I’m going to stay a “fashion designer” launching my “men’s cologne” in France….hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel)

IN THE KITCHEN

For The Foodies: Take An Online Primer (with grilling buddies Harley, Josh, and Ameer)

EpicMealTime 1

EpicMealTime (On You Tube)

AND….

IN THE SUN….

STYLISH SUN PROTECTION

Straw Fedora by Hat Attack

straw fedora by Hat Attack

Straw Cloche by Akris hat

straw cloche by Akris Hat

LISTENING TO MUSIC….
FOR “STYLISH” LISTENING TRY “FRENDS” HEADPHONES…

Frends headphones 1

Frends headphones 2

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?
Bette Midler Memories of You

Don’t Forget The James (Bartles and James THAT IS)

Barbles & Jaymes Coolers

and

what about party BUBBLES ?

Bubble Machine by Turbo Deluxe at Amazon

above The Turbo Deluxe Bubble Making Machine (sold at Amazon com)

WANT TO BUBBLE….THE SOUND!

(FOR YOUR GUESTS, OUT BACK, BY THE POOL ?)

Clio clearview bluetooth speaker

Try Clio Blue Tooth Wireless Speakers

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL,JAMES BOND,(DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE)BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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SO, IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (THIS 4TH OF JULY): WHY NOT MAKE IT A “JAMES BOND” WEEKEND?

Sean Connery as James Bond

Roger Moore A View To A Kill

James Bond 007 Daniel Craig

James Bond 50

(Try “The James Bond Collection: 50th Anniversary”)

4th of July

BUT…

IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (ON THE 4TH OF JULY)….AND YOU LIKE TRAINS?

TRY “TWO” OF RENEE’S “OTHER” FAVORITES…

“Runaway Train”

Jon Voight in Runaway Train

Starring Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts

and “The Taking Of Pelham 123″

Walter Mathau in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Starring “Walter Mathau and Robert Shaw”

Amazon Instant Video

BUT …IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO “THE CINEMA”?

…and it’s not raining in Times Square New York….

Cineplex Times Square

TWO NEW ONES…

Belle Poster 1

“Belle” starring GuGu Mbatha-Raw

Locke poster

“Locke” starring Tom Hardy

NOW MORE…

OF….

“WHAT TO DO” THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND…

MAN-O-WAR?

IF NOT, YOU CAN WATCH ONE ON TV….

Mel Gibson The Patriot

Mel Gibson in We  Were Soldiers

“The Patriot” and “We Were Soldiers” starring Mel Gibson

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER….

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

“Born On The 4th of July” starring Tom Cruise

Harts War starring Bruce Willis

Rataliation GI Joe Starring Bruce Willis

“Hart’s War” and “Retaliation: G I JOE” starring Bruce Willis

Patriot Games starring Harrison Ford

harrison-ford-jack-ryan

“Patriot Games” starring Harrison Ford

3 Days To Kill Staring Kevin Costner

3 Days To Kill 2 starring Kevin Costner

“3 Days To Kill” starring Kevin Costner

BUT WAIT….THE BAD GUY HAS THE GUN…

Captain Phillips 2 starring Tom Hanks

Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks

“Captain Phillips” starring Tom Hanks

THE GOOD GUY HAS A KNIFE….(“Good Enough”)

Inglorious Bastards starring Brad Pitt

“Inglorious Bastards” starring Brad Pitt

HOW TO WATCH THE MEN-O-WAR?

AMAZON FIRE TV

Amazon TV

PLUS….SAMSUNG SMART TV

Samsung Smart TV

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S 4TH OF JULY….

RENEE’S MEMORIES

This year, I’ll be spending July 4th (Independence Day) in East Hampton New York…However, my fondest memories are of my “childhood” and how we, my family (My Mother Erma/Irma, My Brother James) spent every 4th of July on the S.S. Admiral or at the Gateway Arch…..My Mother always bought me “something new” to wear on the 4th of July (and of course, I, Renee, always wanting to “be grown”, would leave the house wearing huge hoop earrings and frosted pink lipstick and looking like I was 25 years old…when actually I was only 12 years old….(White Men would “crane their necks” and STARE at me…LOL)….Anyway….Family Gatherings are “such fun”; And hey, did you hear about the 80,000 member family tree? It just had it’s global family reunion in June. Could any of “THEE” be related to Little Old ME?

George Calvert the 1st Baron Baltimore

Above, GEORGE CALVERT, THE 1ST BARON (LORD) BALTIMORE….

DO HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SS Admiral St Louis Missouri

S.S. ADMIRAL AND GATEWAY ARCH (IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI)

CAA

Sony

NOT A “FILM BUFF”? THEN “HIT THE BEACH”….

FOR HIM

mens swimwear by Saturday NYC

(Men’s swimwear by Saturday’s NYC)

FOR HER

womens swimwear by Jo de Mer

(Women’s Swimwear by Jo de Mer and….
….Chanel’s UV Essentials SPF 50 to wear under make up)

Chanel UV Essentials SPF

LOOKING FOR EASE AND COMFORT THIS 4TH OF JULY

Try Slacks (the old standby)

Cotton elastane womens slacks

Cotton elastane slacks (by Loft)

Jacquard capri slacks

Jacquard capri slacks (by J Crew)

printed jeans

cropped slacks (by Ecrustyle)

cotton acrytic slacks

Cotton acrytic slacks (by Lemlem)

LOOKING FOR A “QUICK DIY PRESS-ON MANICURE”?

Kiss press on nails

(KISS press on nails)

fingernails by Kiss

LOOKING FOR JEWELRY TO WEAR THIS 4TH OF JULY?

Bangal by Indian Bazaar

(Stylish Gold Bangals by India Bazaar)

and….

LOOKING FOR SUMMER COVER AT THE BEACH?

chanel-resort-2014-swimsuit-profile

(Stylish cover and swimsuit by Chanel)

LOOKING TO “DO SOMETHING” WITH YOUR HAIR?

ponytail black hair

Ann Nahari - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

(Black hair styles spring/summer 2014 plus great products to “get that look” Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray and for fragrance Fekkai Hair Fragrance Mist)

Bumble and Bumble surf spray 2

Fekkai hair Frangrace Mist

AND….

LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE? (BABY…)
Try Tinder–ness (aka Tinder)

Dating App Tinder

Tinder is the “hot new” matchmaking app. HOT! HOT! HOT!
But Alert! Alert! If you’re looking for a HUSBAND…Tinder may not be the place as some of the guys on it have actually admitted to being on it “just for the SEX” (Psssshaw!)……So my “suggestion” would be “have the fun” but the marriage proposal may not be FORTHCOMING, ETC ETC ETC….I, Renee Ashley Baker, “DO” know what I’m talking about because I, Renee Ashley Baker, can “DANCE” while sitting on a “bar stool” wearing 4 inch heels….)

PREFER A MATCHMAKER?

TRY JANIS SPINDEL….(MATCHMAKER TO BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, AND OTHER GUYS THAT RUN STUFF….)
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

LOOKING FOR SOMETHNG TO DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY WANT TO GO OUT? (WHY NOT GO DANCING…. AKA…. AFTER DARK CLUBBING?)

Check out Renee Ashley Baker’s New “dance club shoe”….

Roger Vivier Rendez Vous sandal spring summer

(“Rendez-Vous” by Roger Vivier Cost: $5,000)

Paris France at night

After my lawsuit settlements, “THE ERMA FOUNDATION” (once organized) would like to “financially support” (and join up with) “BORN FREE”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design/create a “limited edition” fashion collection for “BORN FREE” to sell on ShopBop. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design these fashions through ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (which is to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers….)

Tory Burch Reversible Canvas Bag

(Buy the above Tory Burch tote on ShopBop com. Proceeds will go to “Born Free”. Cost: $175)

4th of July 2014

Uncle Sam in chef hat

WANT A “CATERED” 4TH OF JULY WEEKENED? TRY CRAVE MOBILE BY WHITE CASTLE

White Castle Crave Mobile

(White Castles were a “big favorite” when I was a kid growing up in St. Louis Missouri. I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to see the “great castles” of Europe as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am of English/Welsh decent….)

BUT…IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRILL MASTER?

Start with a “great grill”: View Below….Napoleon 2014, Weber Big Green Egg, Cobb Portable Grill and The George Foreman Grill

Napoleon Grill 2014

Weber Big Green Egg Grill 2014

Cobb Portable Grill

George Foreman Grill 2014

LOOKING TO MAKE THAT PERFECT “SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE” ?
GRILL MASTER MUST HAVES:

MARINADES, SEASONINGS AND SAUCES

Weber Grill MarinadeWeber Smokey Mesquite

and…FROM THE SHARK TANK…

Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce

LOOKING FOR A GOOD RECIPE?

A Gourmet Potato Salad….Romaine, Artichoke, Tomato, and Parsley Dressing

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/quick-easy/summer-dinner-recipes-00000000061232/page19.html

A Desert: The S’Mores CupCake ! (from Betty Crocker)

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smores-cupcakes/7fc16239-e926-492e-aca9-9a83a572c0c2

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

Happy  4th of July eye on

NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG? Check Out My Facebook….NO TO REVLON….(plus #Fashion News: Fashion and Beauty Spring Into Summer 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker, #Millionaires, #Billionaires, #Helmut Newton, #JetSet, #New York, #Paris)

June 16, 2014

NOW….

First, The Facts….

MCA and The Mob

“RONALD REGAN, MCA, & THE MOB”….

Interscope Records

Click Link Here To Read Why I Won’t Work For Warner Bros: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL…JAMES BOND….(AND MEL GIBSON?)….BOUGHT

Cote d Azur

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s James Bond Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day
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LOVE A PARTY?

ACCESSORIES (FOR THAT SUMMER PARTY SEASON)

Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2014

Estee Lauder Fragrance Compact

Earbuds by Deos

Dries Van Noten 2014 eyewear

Sonia Kashuk make up brushes

HE TAKES YOU OUT….

LOVE A MORNING AFTER LOVE BREAKFAST?

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES CROISSANTS FOR BREAKFAST)

croissants

BAKERIES:
Dominique Ansel Bakery (NYC)
Laduree Baker (NYC)

YES….PARTY SEASON IS HERE!

FROM GARDEN PARTIES (EAST HAMPTON) TO DINNER PARTIES (UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK)

cocktail party east hampton

The Collectors Dinner

PERFECT PARTY ISLAND (NEW YORK)

COST: $19.9 MILLION DOLLARS

Petra Island New York

Petra is a private island just 47 miles from midtown Manhattan. This “oasis” comes with a Frank Lloyd Wright designed cottage and 200 year old beach trees. Contact: Ahalife com

PERFECT PARTY SANDAL:CHANEL GOLD SANDAL

Chanel gold leather gladiator flat sandal

PERFECT PARTY JEWELRY (GOLD, PLATINUM AND DIAMOND “WINGED” EARRINGS BY VENDURA) COST: $38,000

Vendura gold platinum and diamond Winged earrings

PERFECT WARDROBE? ALWAYS CHANEL….

UNE HOMMAGE AU FEMME….GRACE !

Grace JONES 2

gRACE jONES

gRACE joNES 3

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” (Renee Ashley Baker will be arriving in France in August 2014…..)

SUMMER BEAUTY….INTERNATIONALLY?

Mr Kenneth Salon at Waldorf Astoria New York

(Front Door of Mr. Kenneth’s Salon inside the Waldorf Astoria in New York City)

THE LIST (SALONS):
Paris: David-Mallett com
Athens: Vangelis Hatzis
Tokyo: Twiggy.co.jp
Munich: Barnet Conceptide
London: Joshwood Colour com
Beijing: TonyStudio com.cn

PERFECT PARTY NAILS?

Gold Rush Couture by Models Own

PERFECT PARTY SHOPPING?

shopping

SAY….NEIMAN MARCUS…

Neiman Marcus

OR

BELOW “THE LIST” …THE “NEW DEPARTMENT STORES” (SHOPPING LUXURY WORLDWIDE)
Moscow: TSUM
London: MatchesFashion com
Luxembourg: SMETS
Dubrovnik: Maria
U.S.A.: Pop In @ Nordstrom
U.S.A.: Simon com (@ Neiman Marcus)

PERFECT SUMMER LISTENING?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE HEADSETS

BANG & OLUFSEN

Bang  Olufsen headsets

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE PARTY DRINKS?

Renee’s Favorite Tall Cool Drink

PERRIER !

Perrier summer

AND

FOR THE MORE ADVENTUREOUS TIMES

MOET!

Moet summer

FINALLY THE PERFECT PARTY EYES….
CONTACT LENSES EMBEDDED WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND CHIPS….

Contact lenses embedded with gold and diamnd chips

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NOW SCROLL DOWN…. TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FRANCE VILLA?

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

Rothschild Bank logo

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

Cote d Azur

NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

JFK cover 1

ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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MEMORIAL DAY: A Pitch: “D”…. starring Renee Ashley Baker (and Mel Gibson?)…. and YES I Want Sony Red Music and YES to Disney” but NO TO SHARON STONE, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO MADONNA.

May 18, 2014

P A System

The P.A. System came on; SHE (the “C.O.”) spoke:

“Don’t do anything he says; HE’S Crazy!”

Damn her. Bob pushed his own “P.A.” button and spoke:

“Is everybody gonna do what I say?”

“YES !” The 12 Person unit RESOUNDED in unison.

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Shout Out To Leila: I’d Like To Write A Part For You….(?????)

Leila 1

Leila 3

Leila Hatami

Leila 4

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Skee Lo

TO READ MORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”….CLICK ON “WINGS” BELOW…

USAF Pilot Wings

black man saluting

“THE WHAT HAPPENED?” With: #Beyonce, #Jay-Z, #Solange, #Met Gala 2014, #The Party of the Year

May 13, 2014

RE: THE WHAT HAPPENED?

“THE PARTY OF THE YEAR” WHICH TOOK PLACE LAST WEEK ….THE “PARTY OF THE YEAR” (AKA THE “MET GALA”) WAS FOUNDED BY “IRENE” LEWISOHN (SO I HOPE NONE OF THIS WAS MY FAULT. OKAY?)….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9

AND…

NEW!

NEW! NEW! NEW! CLICK TRIPOD BELOW TO VIEW “WHAT’S NEW” BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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PLUS….

WHO STAYS #1?
THE MARVELOUS “MIGUEL”…..
IT IS MIGUEL WHO HAS TO WORK WITH BEYONCE, SOLANGE AND/OR JAY-Z….OKAY ?

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

(Renee Ashley Baker still says, NO to Oprah Winfrey (NO TO OPRAH WINFREY), NO to Gail King, NO to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, NO to Meryl Streep, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Madonna, NO to Universal and No to Warner Bros/Interscope, NO to CBS )….

Video Edited by and Starring Renee Ashley Baker…plus….JACK IS BACK !

May 12, 2014

A…N….D

MUMMY SAYS….

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HE’S BACK !

Jack Bauer 24 1

Jack Bauer 24 3

spies

U S Flag

Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7″.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

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and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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#MEN: #Love & # Romance …”Midnight Daydream” a video by Renee Ashley Baker (for Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2014

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