The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

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Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Corps…

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

“The Ballet” by Renee Ashley Baker…. #Kitri Ballet, #dance, #ballet, #Entertainment, #Entertainers, #Celebrities….

“The Kitri Ballet!”

and….

also….

starring !!!

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also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring !!!

and….

also….

starring….!!!

Erma French Perfume and Design….

by

(The Wertheimers ?)

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—”Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18′s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960′s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

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The Science of : Technology and Medicine and Safety and Survival…..

ON PERSONAL SAFETY….

LET’S START WITH READING MATERIAL

BOOKS

By the noted expert Paxton Quigley….

By the Lt. Colonel

NOW…

PRODUCTS TO HELP…

SUCH AS…..

PEPPER SPRAY

Pepper Spray Pen

Pepper Spray for Joggers

MOBILE PANIC BUTTONS

Around Your Wrist

On Your IPhone

CAR SAFETY PRODUCTS

Alcohol Blood Level Tester (sold at Herrington Catalog)

Dashboard Cam (if legal in your state0

Lojack Car Security

Viper Remote Car Starter

(STAY TUNED TO THIS POST FOR MORE IMPORTANT INFO….SUCH AS:

“HOW TO BE PREPARED WHILE AT YOUR OFFICE OR WHILE STRANDED IN THE WILDERNESS” )

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AND…..now…..some more reading……

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“The HEALER”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

The Year is 1929 and The City is New York….(maybe Brooklyn ?)

A woman sits inside a modest sparsely furnished apartment—a one floor “walk up”. The woman is Black. (We shall call this woman C.B.) C.B. sits “tired” as if “wearied by the ages”. (As if schooled by the ages?) She is sitting at a table that has been placed in front of a window. Her eyes like herself are “tired” (Are they “overseeing” eyes ?)….Her eyes gaze across the room to “two suitcases” and they are HERS. The suitcases are “travel weary” (like their owner) and they are packed and standing waiting and ready at the door. She (C.B.) is wearing a navy blue dress and a matching navy blue coat. (Is she leaving someplace or someone quickly—unexpectedly ?) SUDDENLY, she stands, strait and tall and stares uneasily out the window. She clinches then unclinches her fists—then she pounds both fists—simultaneously—on the table (three times….) (CUT TO: C.B. POV). Outside the window is another woman—this one more petite but she too is a “woman of color” –she is Black. She has “long, wild, frizzy” black hair that stands out from a face containing wild, excited black eyes. (Is she crazy?). She is in the street and she is pacing, strutting, jumping, flailing, and speaking something loud and undeciferable perhaps, another language…. (maybe “speaking in tongues” ?) With this second woman (whom we shall call F.N.) are people, a standing crowd, observers, followers (maybe worshippers). They are lining the streets –in droves—to be touched, helped, healed by this wild (and crazy ?) evangelist. F.N. moves speedily through and amongst the crowd– three lines deep. One by one –they submit themselves to her “miracles”. A blind man, a child on crutches with polio, a woman twisted from stroke. She (F.N.) approaches each one— touching, slapping, anointing foreheads with “holy water” from her tiny vial. She whirls and spins as she moves from one “BELIEVER” to the next. She is dancing, clogging and striking poses (poses to be chronicled for history). She winds up–winds her arm round and round– like a “baseball player” about to pitch a ball then flings HER “holy water” onto the crowd.
(VOCAL: “Fifteen——-”)
Fifteen Years Later: C.B. is still sitting “diligently” by the window. Her elbows are on the table and her hands are clasped together—her fingers interlaced, her fingers lightly brushing her cheek. Her hair is now streaked with grey. Her bones still strong and high, her determination and will unbroken….. SUDDENLY, she rises from her chair, standing STILL and tilting her head slightly (as if “listening for something” ?) Then—as if on cue—the loud SOUND. It is the screeching of a car tire, then a THUD as the car HITS something —or SOMEONE. Then—C.B.—like before—starts for the door. She grabs from an overstuffed easy chair her “cape” and she flings it around her shoulders. (ALL THIS DONE IN SLOW MOTION). Without touching the door, as if by magic —- it suddenly SLAMBS OPEN. Aided– by a gust of powerful “gael wind” the door remains open as C.B. “floats” through in slow motion (and bounds down one flight of stairs). C.B. (still in “slow motion”) exits-— breezes — out the last already open door. C.B. moves (wafts ?) through the crowd to the spot where F.N. lies LIFELESS on the ground. Then—as C.B. did back in 1915, 1905, 1890, 1875, 1850, 1829 she reaches both arms above her head AND CLINCHES both hands into a strong fist. She pounds ONCE. She pounds TWICE. She pounds THREE TIMES. And on the third time F.B. sits up—suddenly—and breaths. (She breathes in LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!). She–F.N.– jumps up and begins dancing—CLOGGING—as the crowd looks on.

(VOCAL: “All my days—–“)
C.B. rises, turns and walks slowly (in slow motion) back towards the apartment building….THE END.

THE PLAYERS (and THE MUSIC)
F.N./ Florence Nightingale (Renee Ashley Baker)
C.B./Clara Barton (Pam Grier?)
Proposed Music: by Alice McAfee Williams (click photo below to listen)

CHARLIZE THERON A NAZI ?

CHARLIZE THERON A NAZI?

DEAR DAILY VARIETY, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, LOS ANGELES TIMES, NEW YORK TIMES, AP, UPI, and REUTERS

SO, yesterday–what do I hear? (On mediocre cowtown radio ?). I hear talk. I hear talk about a “possible movie” about a “mediocre” B-list propagandist named Leni Riefenstahl; a movie–which would cast Charlize Theron in the leading role. (Charlize Theron? Shouldn’t she portraying Beate Klarsfeld the Nazi hunter ?)…. Anyway—on Steve Kelly’s “mediocre” morning conservative “B-list blather radio show” this guy was talking about a “possible movie” about his new book. A book about a “mediocre” athlete who came in second to Jesse Owens (in the 1936 Olympics). It appears that this “mediocre athlete” was from Colorado and HE had a (mediocre) affair with Leni Riefenstahl the Propagandist….(I suspect the “affair started” when HE jumped off the diving board after showing Leni his “slit”….SLIT–get it? He showed Leni the back of himself instead of the FRONT of himself like a man is supposed to….)

IF — Charlize Theron “finances” this production then Charlize is a “mediocre” B-list WHORE making a movie about a “mediocre” B-list WHORE (named Leni Riefenstahl) who stole fine china (and fur coats) from “rich Jews”….(The Nazis then systematically and unprecedentedly–got rid of each and every victim of their theft…)

“Always, Always Get The Bookkeeper”
–Elliot Ness

Afternote: I do “suspect” that Denver may be “strong arming” Charlize Theron for this “movie payroll”. (Soapy Smith has become a fullblown “mobster”). Either way my answer is still “NO” to Charlize Theron who, by the way, should be “embarassed” by this Nazi production.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

P.S. For the past 4 1/2 years this D-list Cowtown (called Denver) has been trying to force, extort, COERCE me into giving them a “movie payroll”. So, my answer is “NO” to Robert DeNiro, “NO” to Kevin Costner and NO to Warner Bros, still NO to Universal, and “NO” to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, not give Denver “a movie payroll”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “PICK SHIT WITH THE CHICKENS FIRST”….

P.S.P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be doing a “dating show” from The Hamptons (on Ustream.TV) with the help of “millionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel….

ADDENDUM…..Wedding Planning: “HERE COMES THE BRIDE !”…. (plus #Renee Ashley Baker’s Dream Wedding Day)

PLUS…..

SOMETHING FOR THE GROOM ? (ON THE HONEYMOON ?)

above, luxury-swimwear for men by Vilebrequin of France

AND….

SHOULD YOU…..

LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS ?

Wedding Guru Marcy Blum says, “You get what you pay for”.

Hmmm…. Marcy’s fee is $30,000 and Marcy (aka New York Magazine’s “Wedding Planner of the Year”) has planned weddings for New York’s Elite (including Tom Clancy and 2 Rockefeller Brides)

and…

and…

and…

YES, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DRESS…..

above, 2013 collections by

Vera Wang,

Tara Keely,

and Mathew Christopher

AND

WHO CAN FORGET THIS ONE ?

above, Chanel White Wedding Gown 2008

and….and….and….

FOR THE BRIDESMAIDS….?

above, Pearl Bracelets by Erin Gallagher

FOR THE FUN AT HEART (PINK LUGGAGE WEDDING CAKE)

above, Pink Luggage Wedding Cake

FOR THE TOSSING OF THE BOUQUET? (A SEXY SUIT)

above, Classic Chanel suit 2013

FOR THE HONEY MOON…

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Luggage (Louis Vuitton Pink Vernis !)

NOW…NOW…NOW….

HOW ABOUT A BIG WEDDING FOR LITTLE DOLLARS…..

DOING WEDDING DRESS “ON A BUDGET ?”

TRY THESE BEAUTIFUL GOWNS….

Oleg Cassini, J Crew, Vera Wang (all sold at David’s Bridal)
Kirstie Kelly (sold at Costco)

WHAT ABOUT BUYING ONLINE (buying online is fine plus the dresses are returnable)

Ann Taylor (wedding gowns from $550)
The Limited (wedding gowns from $239)
White House Black Market (wedding gowns from $348)

AND DON’T FORGET …FILENES (“The” Annual Boston Basement Sale)

and…and…and….

IF YOUR “SPECIAL DAY” IS BEING DONE ON A BUDGET….

A PRE-OWNED WEDDING DRESS…MIGHT BE RIGHT….WHY NOT?

TRY:

PreOwnedWeddingGowns.com
(This is a website where you can buy “pre-owned wedding gowns”. Such as: a $7100 wedding gown that sold for $4,000 or the $3500 wedding gown that sold for $1800)

ALSO TRY:
Beautiful Diamond Jewelry For Rent: Adorn.com or ImOverItOnline.com
Beautiful Wedding Gowns: EdenBrides.com
Beautiful Crafting to Make It Pretty: PrincessLasertron.com
Beautiful Big Fun: ClassyBride.com

and….and….and…what about ?

FABULOUS ICE SCULPTURES (for that special day)

above, Ice Guru.com

and…..WHO WON’T FORGET THIS ONE…..

Want To Broadcast Your Wedding Over The Internet?

TRY:
IDoStream.com
LiveInternetWeddings.com
FreedomCalls.com (for the active duty military)

and…. Renee’s Suggestions For Wedding Props and Etc:

TRY:
Party Favors: M & M’s (personalized): Mymms.com/customprint
Other party favors: GuntherGifts.com
Artwork: Eclecticprops.com
Theatre: Energizedevents.com
Monogrammed Table Runner (by Cathy’s Concepts): Rexcraft.com
Glassware (crystal): Classicpartyrentals.com
Furniture: Luxeeventrentals.com
Backdrop: Dreamworldbackdrops.com
PhotoBooth: RentPhotoBooth.com
Cars: ExoticCarRentals.biz
Dessert (machines for adults and kids)
Inflatableadventures.com

and….and….and…

TRY AN EXPERT…..

Martha Stewart wedding expert (Darcy Miller) says, “Plan It Yourself”…..

Here are some of Martha and Darcy’s sugestions…..

For The Gown Try Lilly

above, Lilly Pulitzer Bridal

For The Invitations TRY Aspen Leaf

above, Aspen Leaf Wedding Invitations

For The Cake TRY Plain White

above, wedding cake by weddingandcake com

For The Venue TRY:

above, Chateau St. Jean Winery

and….and….and…..

SOME MORE GOWNS…..

above, Priscilla of Boston Wedding Collection 2013

above, Pina Tornai Wedding Collection 2013

above, Bari Jay Wedding Collection 2013

above, Chanel….Wedding/Ball Gown 2013…

above, “Christina O” ….

Christina O IS the yacht for Renee Ashley Baker’s Wedding Reception….It belonged to Aristotle…. (Onassis that is….)

and…and…and…and…..

MEMORY LANE—-CHELSEA CLINTON’S WEDDING!

The Location: Astor Estate
The Total Cost: $2 Million Dollars
The Guest List: Secret–but 500 were served by caterer Oliver Cheng at a Cost of $750,000 (or approx $1000 per plate)
plus: A Pre-Wedding Dinner for 250 was held the night before the wedding and there was a $1500 per plate wedding reception dinner (on the day of the wedding)
The Wedding Planner: Bryan Rafanelli (at a cost of $175,000 – $225,000)
The Floral Arrangements: Jeff Leatham (at a cost of $250,000)
The Invitations: $50,000 (at a cost of $150 each)
The Venue: Astor Estate/Astor Court (at a cost of $250,000)
The Gown: Vera Wang (Cost $15,000)

NOW….

THE LIST

MAKE UP ARTISTS

Celestine.com
Cloutier.com
Ford Models Agency.com
LauraGeller.com
TrishMcEvoy.com
TheWallGroup.com

NAIL SALONS

Dorothy’s Nail Salon
212 410 0089

Jin Soon Choi Hand & Foot Spa
212 249 9144

Jeunesse
212 245 4606

HAIR SALONS

Mr. Kenneth Salon (At The Waldorf NYC)
KennethSalon.com

Joseph Fleischer (NYC)
JosephFleischer.com

Christoph’s Salon (DC)
202 785 2222

Great Lengths Hair Extensions USA
GreatLenths.net

DENTISTS
Lana Rosenberg (NYC)
Irwin Smigel (NYC)
Jan Lindfor (NYC)
H Spielman (NYC)
Jonathan Levine (NYC)

DERMATOLOGISTS
Dr. Patricia Wexler (NYC)
Dr. J. Jaliman (NYC)
Dr. Arnold Klein (NYC)
Dr. Fred Brandt (NYC)
Dr. Bruce Katz (NYC)

plus…..

Just Where Would Renee Ashley Baker Like To Conduct Her Search For A Groom? Where Else But Facebook or Neflix…..Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design (hopefully with The Wertheimers….)

NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

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Cruising or Jetting: This Summer Vacation Is For You! Hottest Cruises and Luxury Vacations for 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cruise Ship ? (For Sailing To France ?)

Answer: Cunard’s Queen Victoria

Inside The Suite of Cunard’s Queen Victoria

plus…plus….plus….plus….

Other Destinations In Mind ? (Like The Mediterranean ?)

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOTTEST CRUISE DESTINATIONS ARE FOR 2013 ?

ANSWER: Caribbean, Alaska, Mediterranean

(pictured above the luxurious and “rich” Seabourne Mediterranean)

and…..

STATS: DID YOU KNOW THAT 10.4 MILLION AMERICANS TOOK A CRUISE IN 2012 ?

COME ON LET ME TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE

Specialty Cruises

The Love Boat: singlecruises.com
The Opera Boat: operaunderthepolarsky.com
The Golf Boat: elitegolfcruises.com or golfahoy.com
The Gay Boat: atlantisevents.com
The Religious Boat: LeSeaTours.com

plus….plus….plus….plus….

TRAVEL WEBSITES

Need To Save On Travel Agents?

Try the website: “CruiseCompete.com” where travel agents “bid” for your business by lowering prices or throwing in extras.

DO THE KIDDIES RULE ?

Try the website: “TravelWithYourKids.com”

TRAVEL TIPS:

Find A “Cruisers CheckList” from USA WEEKEND (click on Travel Agent Above)

CLICK HEADSET BELOW TO BUY:

“The Honey Boo Boo Song” (Collector’s Item Demo Track)

BUY NOW! (mp3 for 99cents)

Buy It For The Child At Home…or For The Child In You….

Lyrics and Music by
Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5

P.S. To Hidden Cat (I Got Your Cash!)
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Visit Renee’s France !

(In 2014 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….hopefully….with The Wertheimers)

Below the Chanel Store and CoCo Chanel’s Paris Apartment….

NOW….READY! SET! GO!

Traveling With Influence:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Travel Agents….

(Stacy and Bill Fischer of the “exclusive” and “chic” Fischer’s Travel, NY)

By the Way you have to be a “member” of the Fischer’s Travel Club in order to book travel through Fischer’s Travel. The Cost: $100,000

NOW…LET’S BEGIN…..

Traveling With Security:
I D Strong Hold Credit Card Protectors

Traveling With Insurance:
HTH Worldwide for Political Unrest Insurance Coverage

NOW LET’S CONTINUE:
Taking The “Fuss” Out of Travel
Try These Travel Websites:
Coach com (Coach Mens Duffel)
@TravelGov (Tweeted Travel Alerts)
AwayFind com (Email Forwarding)
Mpassport com (Med Emergencies)
TravelingBaby com (Baby Equipment Rental)

Taking The “Now What Did I do With It?” Out of Baby’s Bag
Try The “Bento Bag” by Skip Hop
Visit: Skiphop com

Taking The “Leaving Poochie At Home” Out of Summer
Try A Pet Traveler by Louis Vuitton
Visit: Louis Vuiton com

WANT BOOKS TO READ WHILE ON YOUR VACATION?

“Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy”

Because he was “grandfather” just like my real grandfather….

“”Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill: Defender of the Realm 1940-1965″

Because he was married to Clem….

“Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power”

Because the capitol of Missouri is Jefferson City….

and….

“Rod: The Autobiography”

Because he’s with Renee

(Rod Stewart has a daughter named Renee….)

ME plus SHE

MUMMY PUTS THE FREEZE ON TOO….

“Since ‘Old Man Winter’ won’t let go just ‘button up’ in cold weather and try and enjoy the snow….”
–Mummy

For those of you who are still experiencing “winter weather”….it’s not too late to try the products below….

Help (In Order of Appearance): Snow Melting Walkway Mat, Solar Generator, and Etip Gloves by North Face…

Or…How About?

Vacationing in Abures On The Fantastic “Turtle Island” (aka Fiji)

SUMMER VACATION IS JUST 4 MONTHS AWAY…..SO, HERE GOES….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OLD FAVORITE” ST. TROPEZ RESORT…..

Hotel Villa Marie
Phone: 04-94-97-40-22

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Resort Wear Collection…A collection that is pure CoCo

(By the way does anybody know how CoCo Chanel got the name CoCo?

The Answer has something to do with a French Regiment and a Talent Show….)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW” FAVORITE VACATION RESORT….(St. Tropez’s La Reserve Hotel)

This Six Day Spa Program Costs $3,645. There are 12 butler staffed villas with 4-6 bedrooms (available from $5,700 with a 3 night minimum stay); and their regular Rooms start at $570 a night; and spa treatments at $70.
La Reserve Hotel
Phone: 33-4/94 44 94 44

GOT KIDS?

THE BEST KID FRIENDLY RESORT MAY BE….

HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE …A PERFECT RESORT FOR KIDS….

and now about the RZ (aka Renee Zone)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “LOVE” Matchmaker (Bring On The Men!)

New York’s “Date Place” ….picked by matchmaker Janis Spindel where New York “love seekers” could find that perfect LOVE match…..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Data BackUp Service

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite I.D. Protection Service…

View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Wix Website…Click Logo of Renee Ashley Baker Below…

RE: THE CRUISE

Facebook or Netflix can “video tape” my trip (my cruise) from New York to France that is from Southampton to Southampton on a Cruise Ship in 2014. (Oprah Winfrey will not be traveling with me on my cruise).

CRAP SIGHTING: Donald Trump is Crap (He’s rumored to be “organized crime’s crap”); NBC is Crap, Charlize is Crap, Melanie Griffth’s Mother is Crap, No to Chris Brown, No to “network TV series”; meaning No ABC, No CBS (I don’t want a network TV show)….

…. and No to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to…(I’m saying all of this “NO” to fix POOR “ferret faced Lee” and because “C” is who I’m buying the house in the Hamptons for and “C” is not going to be harassed –not by anyone….)

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–”novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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