Winter Holiday Blues? Make Reservations Now! Renee Ashley Baker will be there! (or maybe in France)…Plus #New York Brunch Fest, #Luxury Ski Vacations, #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker

September 30, 2014

NOW….

“WINTER ON THE SLOPES!” by Renee Ashley Baker

Prince Charles and the young Princes

Above, Prince Charles and the young Princes in Klosters (Switzerland) where the British Royal Family goes to ski

Davos Klosters

Chedi Andermatt

Above, Chedi Andermatt (Ultimate Luxury in Zurich)
(Mont Fort in Zurich’s Urseren Valley)

Ski Verbier

Above, Verbier (Voted Top Luxury Ski Resort)

Chamonix-Ski-Resort-in-France

Above, ski France (Chamonix France’s Premiere Luxury Ski Resort)

AND REMEMBER….

CHANEL MUKLUKS!

Chanel Mukluks

MONTCLER SKI PARKAS!

Moncler Gamme Rouge 2014

Moncler

SO…WHAT DO YOU DO WHILE DECIDING WHICH RESORT TO GO TO? WHY–BRUNCH WITH FRIENDS OF COURSE….

CALL—BIG LITTLE GET TOGETHER (NEW YORK CATERERS)

Big Little Get Together

Above, A Brunch Feast starting with Eggs (by Gourmet Catering Chefs Lauren Gerrie and Flanner Klette-Kolton)

AND…..HOW DO YOU TOTE THAT LOUIS VUITTON–SAFELY? (TRY LUGGAGE TRACKERS)

Trackdot Luggage Tracker

Bikn luggage tracker

Stick N Find

Above, Trackdot, Bikn and StickNFind

HOW DO YOU BOOK THAT LUXURIOUS JETSET SKI ADVENTURE?…..

Say Hi To Bill Fischer…..

FISCHER’S TRAVEL

Bill Fischer

OR VISIT PEEK COM

Peek Travel

OR VISIT CAVEZONE & LLoyd

Cazenov and Lloyd 1

Cazenov and Lloyd 2

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

CAA

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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World News: Scotland Votes To Stay Home! Queen Elizabeth II Happy! England News, Celebrity News, Disney Studios News, CAA News, France News, Chanel News, Renee Ashley Baker #Selfie

September 24, 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE…

SOMEHOO TO SOMEWHERE….

http://somehoo.com/hoo/ReneeAB9

French Riviera

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S QUEEN…..

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth is reportedly happy that Scotland voted to remain part of the United Kingdom! My Father’s family name (“Ashley”) is ye olde England name….So I’m happy too to have the kids home…Er…Just Kidding Scotland!)

Repeat

NOW….PLEASE LET ME BEGIN AGAIN.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have Vietnamese relatives. One of my cousins–who served/who fought in Vietnam–brought back (married) a young Vietnamese WOMAN. When she (my cousin’s Bride) first arrived in St. Louis Missouri she was “new” to America. (And new to America’s ways, and dealings). For some reason dumb Denver and stupid “Inbred Englewood” keeps trying to make me be her. (Wha?). Dumb Denver and Stupid Inbred Englewood keeps expecting me to give them–HAND THEM–my “godd_mn fu_king” LUNCH MONEY! I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a GROWN WOMAN and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “run my life” and “live my life” as I choose. There is not, NOT going to be any “TOO”. I, Renee Ashey Baker, will choose exclusively ONE, and that one is what WILL BE.

I DO want Denver/Englewood (and ANY Los Angeles Crooks they’re trying to “work with) –TO KNOW–that–I DO KNOW BETTER.
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT have to work for “The Studios”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, can get INDIE MOVIE FINANCING (for a “package of 7 Motion Pictures”) from INDIA financiers or from FRENCH BANKERS (not “investment bankers” but “BANKERS”).
2. All I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to do is to “line up a DISTRIBUTOR” and “line up a EUROPEAN COMPLETION BOND COMPANY”. Okay?
3. HOWEVER–I, Renee Ashley Baker, may still offer a “7 Year Exclusive Deal” (7 Movie Productions) to DISNEY or to 20TH CENTURY FOX.
4. IN EXCHANGE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would receive: $25 Million Dollars per year, plus a “percentage” OF THE GROSS (not “net”). And I, Renee Ashley Baker, would get COMPLETE CONTROL. Meaning “Final Approval” on all facets of the 7 Productions…except “Final Cut” that I “may have” to give my Director.
5. Direct TV Video On Demand and Direct TV Satellite premieres exclusively. (I may offer Direct TV Satellite my “serial” called “The Hostage”. That is if, I can “complete the stories”).
6. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would film ALL 7 “productions” outside of the United States.
7. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the ACTRESS aka “The FEMALE LEAD” in all 7 Productions.
8. Because of “threats” from Englewood’s “Squaw Village” and from Denver’s “CRIPS” my answer will remain NO HBO PREMIERS AND NO SHOWTIME PREMIERS; NO TO RON HOWARD AND NO TO RICHARD DONNER, NO TO ROBERT DENIRO AND NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY. NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO KIM BASINGER AND STILL NO TO UNIVERSAL, NO TO DECCA, NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE, NO TO ICM AND NO TO RICHARD GERE; and NO to all other’s I’ve previously said NO to.

9. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE “SETTLING MY LAWSUIT”….AND ….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL THEN BE “MOVING TO FRANCE” AND GIVING UP CITIZENSHIP OF THE UNITED STATES…..

NOW…VIEW “MOORE” VIDEO BELOW….

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

CAA

Renee Ashley Baker Selfie a September  2014_0001_0001_0001_0001

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

Renee Ashley Baker 9

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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White House Photo–Is So Cute!….Plus Erma French Perfume and Design: A New Luxury Line; plus Chanel Cosmetics, plus Eyelash News, plus Safety and Security Products (Personal Safety and Home Security)

September 18, 2014

AND….WITH ALL MY LOVE….

Whie House ABC News Boy Plants Face On Oval Office Couch

Above, Secret Service Agent’s Boy Falls Asleep….My Mother (the Beautiful Mrs A Below) Would Have Loved This Photo….

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VIEW “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGNS'” NEW VIDEO AND VLOG CHANNELS…FOR …MAYBE…CONDE NAST ENTERTAINMENT MCN?

A. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

B. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQI34i3J2QWwRSHj6YW4vxQ

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Chanel Store Paris France

Above, Chanel Store in Paris France (not Renee Ashley Baker in the photo)

Erma French Perfume and Design is a company that will hopefully launch in Paris France (hopefully with The Wertheimers—the owners of Chanel). Erma French Perfume and Design will be headquartered in Paris France.

Ownership? 70% Owned by The Wertheimers
30% Owned by CP Irrevocable Trust

The Products? A Men’s Cologne
The First Product launched by Erma French Perfume and Design will be a men’s cologne manufactured in France and will sell for $99 retail ($75 wholesale) and will (hopefully) be sold (exclusively)at Neiman Marcus Department Stores (in the United States and in Canada). The Erma French Perfume and Design Men’s Cologne will be sold (hopefully) in the following countries:

Sold By European Retailers In:
France, Ireland, England, Scotland, Germany, Russia, China, Australia, New Zealand, Scandinavia, The Netherlands, India, Indonesia, Israel. Also… Eastern Europe, Middle East (Bahrain, Abu Dabi, Kuwait)

Neiman Marcus flagship New York City

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Department Store: Neiman Marcus Department Store
(The new New York/Manhattan Flagship)

VIDEOS AND VLOGS?

GoPro Vlog Cam

Renee Ashley Baker will be launching two new Youtube Channels.
Number 1: GoPro Video Renee Ashley Baker
Number 2: Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (GoPro)
A PARTY? Maybe there’ll be a party (in a New York City Club) for “Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (GoPro)” and possibly there’ll be a party (in a London Club) for “Renee Ashley Baker VIDEO (GoPro)”. We’ll see– as I’m trying to helm “development and pre-production” for my Documentary/Film set aboard the Queen Mary 2 (which will be sailing from New York to Paris via Southampton England).

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plus….52 MEN (FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE USING MATCHMAKERS FOR HER LIFESTYLE/FASHION/ROMANCE VLOG

Below Janis Spindel (New York City) and Kelleher International (Paris France)

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Kelleher International Matchmaking

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL, ABSOLUTELY WILL BE BUYING THAT DONALD BASSO “CHINCHILLA COAT” (COST: $100,000)

Donald Basso fur salon New York

NOW BACK TO CHANEL….
THE “EYES” HAVE IT….SO SAYS CHANEL MAKE UP ARTISTS KARA YSHIMOTO BUA AND KRISTI MATAMORO

Gold Cat Eye at Chanel Fall 2014 Couture

Chanel Ombres eyeshadow quad

Above, Chanel Ombres Eyeshadow Quad

Chanel make up

above, Chanel Beauty (ChaneL Make Up Model)

EYELASH NEWS: EXTENSIONS!

Courtney Akai lash buutique New York

Above, “extensions” by Courtney Akai New York
(when your own lashes can’t bat an eye)

EYELASH NEWS: TO STRENGTHEN AND GROW…

Latisse

EYELASH NEWS: GLITTER LASHES BY ARDELL
($7 at the Rite Aid)

Ardell Glitter False Eye Lashes

NOW

ONCE AGAIN….

IT’S SEPTEMBER AND….IT’S SAFETY TIME!

What’s New In Security?
Well, we’ve all read about the “great corporate hacking” events (Target Stores security man BOZO dropped the ball apparently and never recovered–not the ball and probably not his career). But, what’s new is “Ping Identity” to phase out hacking into corporations by getting rid of “passwords”. This new company is backed by Finance Man Henry Kravitz’s KKR along with other VC’s.

Ping Identity

EMERGENCY BOX ITEMS….BE READY!

First Aid Kit by Intelligent First Aid

First Aid Kit by Intelligent First Aid (portable enough to stack inside the SUV, JEEP Benz trunk)

Zebra Lights

Head Lamps by Zebra (Buy one for every member of the family)

Herrington Catalog multi survival beacon

Beacon by Herrington Catalog (Buy one for every member of the family)

Midland Emergency Crank Weather Alert Radio

Emergency Weather “Crank” Alert Radio by Midland

EVAC BOXES (WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO LEAVE…BE READY!)

Survivors Backpack at Herrington Catalog

Red Cross Hurricane Evac Box

ReadyBox for Flood Area Evac

REd Cross Evac Backpack

Choose one of the “Emergency Evac Boxes” above and buy a box for each member of the family….

CELL PHONE APPS (TO BE READY!)

Below Hurricane Tracker App, Red Panic Button App, and Tornado by American Red Cross App

Hurrican Tracker app by the weather authority

Rec Panic Button app

Tornado app by American Red Cross

Group Me

Group Me

John Wiseman Survival SAS

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

HOME SECURITY SYSTEMS

AT&T DIGI LIFE (ALL YOU NEED!)

AT&T Digital Life

Control everything in your house with AT& T….

A NAME YOU TRUST….

PERSONAL SECURITY SYSTEMS
For The “Woman On The Go” or for your “Personal Assistant” or for your “daughter” or “daughter in law”.

iphone pepper spray smart guard

iphone pepper spray pink

Above, Iphone Pepper Spray Phone Case by SmartGuard

Mobile Help Now Panic Button

Above, Mobile Help Now (Personal Panic Button)

My Force Now Panic Button

Above, My Force Now (Smart Phone Panic Button)

Group Me

Above, Group Me (Inform family and friends of your whereabouts during an Emergency Alert or Emergency Evac)

AND…ADD….

D Link Camera

Above, D-Link Wireless In-Home Night Vision Camera with Phone App (To keep an eye on your “rental condo” or “hotel room” while you’re out)

SO…

NOW…

MOORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (DESIGNER FOR ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN)

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Fashion Week New York 2014–Day 10: Women of the Year! (And What They Wore!) Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Michelle Obama, Barbra Streisand, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother, etc etc etc

September 12, 2014

jackie-kennedy-onassis couture

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy and that “fabulous” Jackie Kennedy style!

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma)

So, Fashion Week New York 2014 has come and gone. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to next year; but–oh wait—I WON’T be here next year; Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France—attending fashion design school and launching my new company ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN—(hopefully with The Wertheimers aka the owners of Chanel). Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going on dates” –with 52 MEN–that’s a date every Saturday night–and in Paris France!!!

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a party in The Hamptons (on Long Island). This photo was taken 30 years after the top photo was taken (doesn’t Mommy look great!)

NOW….

MOORE WOMEN OF THE YEAR

AND….

WHAT THEY WORE!

Michelle Obama by Annie Leibovitz

Above, First Lady Michelle Obama, photographed looking “elegant”, by Annie Leibovitz

Barbra Streisand December 1969

Above Barbra Streisand, December 1969….
And below Barbra, fabulous singer/actress/director that she is, as she accepts the Glamour Women of the Year Award 2014 “Lifetime Achievement”….

Barbra Streisand accepts award

Ameerah Al Taweel 1

Above, Princess Ameerah Al-Taweel (Princess and “Talent Manager”)

Hadeel Ibrahim

Above Hadeel Ibrahim
(Below Hadeel with Harry Belafonte at launch of the New Africa Center in New York; Hadeel, by the way, is the wife of finance magnate Mo Ibrahim)

Dr. Prescious Moloi Motsepe AFI fashion week

Above, Dr. Prescious Moloi Motseipe, the “brains” behind AFI Fashion Week
(Prescious is married to one of South Africa’s first Black billionaires).

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani house

Above, Socialite Mukesh Ambani and her “Palace” in Mumbai….

Lady Rothschild Portrait of a Lady

Above, Lady Rothschild as she remakes the famous “1919” portrait “Portrait of a Lady”….

Melinda Gates

Above, Melinda Gates appears at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014

Malala

Above, the wonderful Malala Yousafzai accepts her award at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards 2014

And, “Je te presente”

(that is– saving the GREATEST for last….)

THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth fashions 2014

Queen Elizabeth ii wearing royal purple

AND….NOW…RENEE SUGGESTS WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR ….

Chanel look 47

The Look to wear now….Chanel’s “Look #47″ (and the guy looks, looks, looks….so SEXY!)

Ferragamo Fiamma Bag

Above, Ferragamo’s “Fiamma Bag” (Modeled by the Portier Sisters aka the daughters of actor, legend Sidney Portier…..Sidney is a “Moore”…IS he some kin to me?)

Paul Ka white bow cocktail dress

Above, Paul Ka’s white cocktail party extravaganza….

JIMMY-CHOO-GOLD-EMBLISH-2014

Above, Jimmy Choo’s gold “embellished” sandal…

Chanel cosmetics counter

Above, all the goodies sold at the Chanel cosmetics counter (for tres parfait) AND JEWELERY TO WEAR WITH IT ALL? WHY “DEBEERS” OF COURSE…..

BELOW “COLORED DIAMONDS” BY DEBEERS

Debeers colored diamond rings

AND TO CELEBRATE! (WHAT ELSE BUT MOET!)

Moet and Chandon

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

MySpace logo

NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

Renee Ashley Baker 9

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copy and paste

Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

————————————————————————————————————————————

MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

——————————————————————————————————————————-

tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

Completed—-Fashion Week New York 2014: Day 9. Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Princess Diana, Princess Grace Kelly, Bridal Gowns! (2015)

September 11, 2014

Jackie Kennedy wedding gown

Jackie Kennedy wedding photo

Socialite Jackie Bouvier weds the handsome and dashing U.S. Navy (PT 109) hero John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

HRH Princess Diana and HRH Prince Charles

HRH Princess Diana with handsome and dashing new husband HRH Prince Charles (This “Emmanuel” wedding gown became the most famous Wedding Gown in History….)

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Above, the Beautiful Mrs A/B wearing a “real diamond pendant” and 24kt gold rings on her fingers….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri to the Lady (Erma/Irma) pictured above. Have I talked about the summers I’d spend in Illinois….in Springfield Illinois, walking down “country roads”, stealing gigantic peaches, and running through “corn fields” (like the Children of the Corn ?)…..Did I say that the relatives that I stayed with in Springfield Illinois were a “wealthy BLACK couple” that I called Uncle and Aunt. It was said, amongst Springfield Illinois citizens, that my Uncle “owned the bank of Springfield” because he was the bank’s largest depositor. My Uncle was probably Springfield’s largest “land owner” (because for as far as you could see was land that was owned by him). And did I say that my Uncle was also the “Sheriff” (Deputy Sheriff) of Springfield Illinois at the time?….Yes, I have a “prominent” family; related to Englishmen (Calverts) and Welchmen (Harris)–and there was my brother Jamese (who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force) and now there is a U.S. Justice Department employee (who was awarded commendations from FBI Directors). So…I’ve said all that ….to say this….below are some of history’s favorite “Wedding Dresses”….

FROM HER MAJESTY….

TO

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS….

HRH Princess Grace Kelly and HRH Prince Ranier

Grace-of-Monaco-

JEWELRY FIT FOR A PRINCESS…

SOMETHING BLUE….

Circa Jewels

AND NOW….HERE COMES THE BRIDE

THE PRINCESS BRIDE….

BELOW…CHANEL COUTURE BRIDAL GOWNS 2015

Chanel Couture Wedding Gown 1

Chanel Couture Wedding Gown 2

BRIDE TO BE YOU? THIRD (MAYBE EVEN FOURTH) MARRIAGE?

MONIQUE LHUILLER 2015

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WEDDING CAKES BY (WHO ELSE) RON BEN ISRAEL OF NEW YORK

Ron Ben Israel wedding cakes

Ron Ben Israel wedding cake 2

WEDDING INVITATIONS BY DAWN (CANDY BOX INVITATIONS ? HOW CUTE….)

Wedding Invitations by Dawn

THE PLATES….(COLETTE GOLD BY ROBERT HAVILAND AND CORALL GOLD BY MEDARD DE NOBLAT….FOR TWO BUDGETS $535 AND $270)

haviland-china-colette gold

Medard de Noblat corall gold

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S WEDDING VENUE? (THE YACHT CHRISTINA O….)

-Christina-o-

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

COMPLETED—-Fashion Week New York 2014: Day 7–Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Audrey Hepburn and Ball Gowns 2015!

September 9, 2014

GoPro Vlog Cam

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not work for any ICM clients (including Mel Gibson). I “may” Executive Produce a motion picture and “hire” Mel Gibson if—he signs with CAA) or I may just “move to France” and set up Erma French Perfume and Design. CLICK GO PRO CAM ABOVE TO VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VLOG CHANNEL…..
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First Lady Jackie Kennedy in pink silk shangung

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy wearing the famous “Pink Silk Shantung” at a President John F. Kennedy White House function…

Audrey Hepburn

Above, Audrey Hepburn waring a “cowl neck” top (this one in yellow)

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Erma/Irma) …I believe that I have talked in the past about my Mother having a real (a genuine) crocodile handbag (with crocodile heels to match). My Mother (Erma/Irma) looked, dressed, like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue (although I don’t believe my Mother Erma/Irma ever actually saw a Vogue Magazine). She dressed in herringbone, tweeds, and houndstooth check; my Mother dressed like this way back in the late 1950’s and 1960’s. (I will always remember playing inside department stores…Stix Baer Fuller and Famous Barr) while Mommy tried on dresses and tried on “high heels”….

Below…The “Audrey Bag” by Deborah Sawof

The Audrey Bag by Deborah Sawoff

Audrey Hepburn with Richard Avedon in 1956

Above, Richard Avedon with Audrey Hepburn (in 1956)

Truman Capote on set of Breakfast at Tiffanys

Above, Truman Capote on the set of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”

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Above, Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Truman Capote’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”….and below….”Press for Champagne” photograph by Lisa Golightly (granddaughter of Holly Golightly ? Nah…)

Press For Champagne by Lisa Golightly

NOW….

Introducing Emma !

Audrey Hepburn’s granddaughter (Emma Ferrer) on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar (photograph by Richard Avedon’s grandson Michael Avedon)

Emma Ferrer photographed by Michael Avedon

Emma Ferrer with Michael Avedon

cHANEL BALL GOWN 1

NEED JEWELS FOR THE BALL?

WEAR

“RARE BIRD” BY STEPHEN WEBSTER (COST: $90,000)

Stephen Webster Rare Bird necklace

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

MySpace logo

NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

——————————————————————————————————————

NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

—————————————————————————————————————–

NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

Renee Ashley Baker 9

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copy and paste

Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

————————————————————————————————————————————

MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

————————————————————————————————————————————-

MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

——————————————————————————————————————————-

tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

Completed—-Fashion Week New York 2014: The Leopards by Chanel and Jimmy Choo; plus “Good-Bye Joan Rivers”; plus A #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker plus My Mother Lady Erma/Irma paid for my “Ballet Lessons”; plus (No to Meryl Streep and No to Richard Gere)

September 5, 2014

First Lady Jackie Kennedy in Oleg Cassini Coat

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Erma/Irma).
My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma) had/owned/wore three fur coats (a “real” mink stroller, a “real” mink stole and a “real leopard coat”)….As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated on this Blog, My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma), had/wore/owned a “real leopard coat” and Jackie Kennedy had one just like my Mother’s only Jackie’s “leopard” coat was “faux” (Jackie is wearing the coat in the photos above). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “daughter” of an Air Force Mother, an Army Wife, an Eastern Star and A “LEOPARD”….(right?)

Chanel leopard shoulder bag

Above, Chanel’s logo leopard clutch

Jimmy Choo Willis Leopard Print

Above, Jimmy Choo’s “Willis” Heels

NOW….MY MOTHER ERMA/IRMA’S “TEAM”

Joan Rivers leopard

“Can We Talk?”

She, Joan Rivers, was so, so funny. She was discovered by the great late night talk show “King” Johnny Carson. Joan Rivers became a member of the “men’s club” (and this is something that I, Renee Ashley Baker, can RESPECT). Joan Rivers was the example “the epitome” of the old adage “Living Well –and Looking Beautiful–is the Best Revenge”. So…

“Good-Bye Joan Rivers” from Renee Ashley Baker

Rebekkah Harkness Standard Oil heiress

Above, socialite and Standard Oil heiress Rebekah Harness. (Rebekah Harkness was born in St. Louis Missouri and she was founder of New York’s famed “Harkness Ballet”).

Jeanne Toussaint La Panthere

Above, the “original” LA PANTHERE (Jeanne Toussant est nee en 1887, et elle fut directorice de la joillerie chez Louie Cartier dan 1933).

Josephine Baker with her leopard

Above, Josephine Baker with her “LEOPARD”
(Nee Freda Josephine McDonald, she was born June 3, 1906 in St. Louis Missouri. “La Baker” was fluent in both English and French and was known for assisting the French Resistance during WWII)

Audrey Hepburn the leopard in Charade

Above, “Audrey” (The “Leopard” in “Charade”)

Cartier leopard 4

Cartier Leopard 1

Cartier leopard 2

Cartier leopard 3

Hooded coat by Nina Ricci 1962

Circa 1962, Above, Ninna Ricci hooded “Leopard” coat…French Couture

and….Coming Up….A “Renee Ashley Baker” Portrait?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring photographer Steven Meisel to “take my picture”….Selfie? (Scroll Down For That)

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(Above, Fashion Photographer Steven Meisel)

NOW…MORE ABOUT THE FABULOUS “JOAN”….

Joan Rivers home

Joan Rivers Beautiful New York apartment.

Joan Rivers white

Joan Rivers pearl jewelry

Beautiful “Pearl” Queen Bee jewelry from the Joan Rivers collection (which I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to buy and WEAR!)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

Fashion Week New York 2014: That Well Dressed Baby; Children’s Wear! HRH KATE (with Baby Louie) plus Conor Kennedy and Connor Cruise and Moore! (No to Johnny Depp, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Rihanna, No to John Elway)

September 2, 2014

Will and Kate arrive Sydney airport

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ABOUT MY MOTHER’S ELEGANT AND “GOLD FINGERED” TOUCH

When my Mother (Erma/Irma) was finally through with raising children (she’d raised 3 and two have earned $1 Million Dollars over their lifetime) along came a woman, a Black Woman, who had been born and raised in a “semi-third world country. This “Black Woman” needed a babysitter to care for her three children (who were all under the age of four!). This “Black Woman” literally begged My Mother to babysit her three children; and my Mother thought about it, then agreed. And, of course, the story has a happy ending. My Mother (Erma/Irma) and her golden “Midas” touch did it again. The “Black Woman” who was helped by my Mother Erma/Irma was “promoted” up through the ranks and through the “glass ceiling” (in the Fortune 500 Company for which she worked). The “Black Woman” who was helped by my Mother became a “top executive” and eventually earned $1 Million Dollars in her 401K. The three Children? Well, they all went to college (and graduated with “Degrees”) and…. one of the three married an “enlisted U.S. Military” MAN.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to France” to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….(hopefully with The Wetheimers).

NOW…. “OF STICKS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOG’S TAILS….”

THE NEW “STARS”

Suri and Tom Cruise

Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia grocery shopping together

(Above: Suri and Tom Cruise and Lucia and Mel Gibson)

Sandra Bullock and son Louie 2014

doutzen kroes with son for Born Free

(Above Louie and Sandra Bullock and Phyllon and SuperModel Doutzen Kroes).

NOW….

“LITTLE BOY BLUE COME BLOW YOUR HORN….”

AND, ON THE “RUNWAY”

2 HRH Baby Louis in Rachel Riley

Neck and Neck red and white striped jump suit

3 HRH Baby Louis in China

(The Baby King while visiting Renee Ashley Baker’s China….)

AND…..

From Chanel Baby Wear….

Chanel baby wear 2

Chanel baby wear

And….From HRH Princess Diana’s Favorite….Benetton Kids 2014

Benetton-children 2014

From Melijoe

Melijoe Childrens Designer Clothes

From Outfitters

Outfitters Childrens Fall 2014

From Naturino

Naturino Childrens Designer Shoe

Naturino Childrens Suede Slouch Designer Boots

AND…..A SAILOR WENT TO SEA, SEA, SEA

Annick Goutal’s Fragrance “Petite Cherie” for Baby D’OR…..

Annick Goutal Petite Cherie for babies

NOW….”ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT”

THE “DOUBLE DUTCH” CAR…..

double-dutch-bikes-taylor-cargo-bicycle $1950

“I’M A LITTLE TEA POT STRONG AND STOUT”

HOT FROM THE COOKIE JAR….CARLA HALL PETITE COOKIES

Carla Hall Petite Cookies

“ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN”

NEW!

JE TE PRESENT BOOKS, JEWELS, AND MORE ROYALS

The Romanov Sisters

HOUSE OF FABERGE…..

“The Art of Color”….
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(Renee Ashley Baker will “keep” the HOUSE OF FABERGE… AND OTHER GEMS….VIEW TWO BELOW….)

Conor Kennedy attends the “prestigious” Deerfield Academy….

Conor Kennedy

Connor Cruise makes his acting debut in the “Red Dawn” remake….

Connor Cruise Star of Red Dawn

NOW….

COOL STUFF FOR GUYS…..

Hayden Sunglasses for Human Rights Watch ($285 at DerekLam com)

Hayden sunglasses for Derek Lam

And For “Future Sharks” …. Brookstone’s Pocket Projector for Iphone 5 ($230 at Brookstone com)

Brookstone Pocket Project for Iphone 5

And….His own “personal CLOUD”….

TO SIT WITH “THE GODS”

…..WD’s My Cloud Personal Cloud Storage ($220 at Office Depot/Office Max)

My Cloud Personal Cloud

NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

NO TO JOHN ELWAY; JOHN ELWAY SHOULD BE IN JAIL…..
AND…BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

(THE BIG GUNN ?) My Daddy — My Father (aka MR. ASHLEY “THE LION”) Did Not Want Me With Women He Wanted Me With MEN…. So—“Happy Labor Day 2014!” Below a Tribute to My Mother Lady Erma/Irma and to My Brother James; also Renee’s new M.I.A. Video (plus “other” things to do over the holiday weekend)….

August 25, 2014

Heroes of Greece

“MY HEROES” (NOW COMPLETED)

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

My Heroes have always been MEN. My Father (Mr. Ashley); My Uncles (Masons and U.S. Army Men); and My Brother (James who spent 28 years in the U.S. Air Force). However…occasionally, there have been MEN (not related to me) that I, Renee Ashley Baker, DO admire and respect and Muhammed Ali was (and is) one of those MEN. Muhammed Ali and Me go back a long way. I, never met him of course but I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him before he became Muhammed Ali; I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him back when he was Casius Clay. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was watching when Casius Clay (aka Muhammed Ali) re-took his title (and became “America’s Champion”). I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember all the “hoopla” and the “chants” that resounded wherever Muhammed Ali went: “Ali Ali Ali”…. And…. yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually saw the “Thriller in Manilla”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually bought tickets (or got my tickets paid for as I really don’t remember now) and we all know how the “Thrilla in Manilla” went…you got to your seat (in the theatre) sat down, then stood up again—and left…LOL. Yep, those were the “good ole, good ole” days. Muhammed Ali made rich by Roone Arlidge (at ABC). Muhammed Ali, his houses and his cars; Muhammed Ali, his wives and his girlfriends (remember Portia? the divorce? the settlement to the first wife? It was ALL THAT and a bag of PATE !…) Of course, by this time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, had moved away from home. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was age 17 1/2 and was living outside the state of Colorado with “various MEN”; and it was these “various Men” who taught me “the fight game”….And, it was ABC Sports, Roone Arlidge and Howard Cossell that made Muhammed Ali “Rich”. Boxing, like I said, was something I learned about from my “various boyfriends” and LOVERS; I learned from MEN who “watched the fights” when the “fights” would come on TV. (It was one of these MEN–these “boyfriends” who taught me what “Rabbit Punching” was….LOL.) It (the fight game) went from ABC TV to Pay-TV (Showtime) then to Pay-Per-View. There was a period when Las Vegas ran boxing (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, always hated Las Vegas. I, Renee Ashley Baker, had co-workers who’d invite me to Las Vegas for their every weekend “Las Vegas fun trips” but I, Renee Ashley Baker, always said “NO”)…..Steve Wynn bought boxing and everybody made money EXCEPT the “Fighters”. Although for a while ….Mike Tyson had money, mansions and cars (remember Robin Givens of Sarah Lawrence? and her “battles” with the hangers-on about the “porta-potties”…LOL….What, by the way, did Robin Givens get in that divorce settlement? If, I recall correctly it was only a fraction of what she asked for). And….as we all know Mike Tyson went to prison and later admitted that he was broke (bilked/robbed by “promoters”) although he–Mike Tyson– was, at least he seemed, finally happy and “funny” when I saw him on ABC TV’s “House Swap” TV show…..
SO, the last “fighter” that I saw fight was Sugar Ray Leonard (the Olympic champion) and of course I’ve promoted the “George Foreman Grill” on this Blog. (I’ve only read about the new Champ “Floyd Mayweather” on Judiciary Report. It seems he “hit the girlfriend” that he’d given a $60,000 Hermes handbag too….LOL….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand “American Sports” now. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the HGH crooks like Lance Armstrong and the various HGH “baseball cheats”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the “so-called football players” like John Elway whose “shady” business deals involved “unsophisticated investors” who “lost their pension retirements”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving the United States because it (the United States) is allowing “4’9 Mexican Peppy” to “run things”. Well, Peppy isn’t “man enough” to run (to boss) Renee Ashley Baker, so, Renee Ashley Baker is going to Europe. I, Renee Ashley Baker am “moving to Europe” to get away from the “Squaw Village of Poor Women” that the United States has become. (73 Million Poor Women Reside In The United States Below The Poverty Line!)…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am moving to France (moving to Europe) where the MEN are MEN!

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFLLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….

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IF MY BROTHER (JAMES) IS A SHARK…THEN…MY FATHER (MR. ASHLEY) WAS A LION….THE “CHANEL” LION….CLICK ON THE LION BELOW TO VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “52 MEN” (A YEAR) VLOG….

Chanel lion in Paris France

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BY THE BYE, CAN BURBERRY CUSTOM MAKE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER A MINK LINED WHITE TRENCH COAT?

and…FYI/411/DID YOU KNOW….

THAT….

“Maya” aka “Mathangi” aka “M.I.A” was two years old when I, Renee Ashley Baker, learned to play the GAMELAN? (LOL)

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Labor Day 2014

TRAVELING? TRAVEL WITH SAFE MONEY….

Le Mans Z Money Clip

Travel with the world’s safest money clip…the Le Mans “Z” clip (a money clip w/carbon fiber and RFID)

TRAVEL WITH “SAFETY” KNOWLEDGE

Download to your smart phone or android phone John Wiseman’s Survaval App “SAS”

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT….NOW SHOWING AT AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO….

The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit

The Lost Weekend

The Days of Wine and Roses

The Swimmer

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AND….JUST ADDED…..

“I’M THE GOVERNMENT AND I’M HERE TO HELP YOU”…..(SCROLL DOWN)

Little Nellie  James Bond 3

AND…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LEAVING WITH MEN…

….FOR MEN (IN PARIS FRANCE!)

(CRAP ON LOS ANGELES…OKAY?)

announcement in white

If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to “do music” I, Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” (form) my own “Band”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hold auditions” for musicians (for band members) AFTER I, Renee Ashley Baker, arrive in France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire ALL EUROPEAN MEN for my Band as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be the only FEMALE band member. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, MAY hire two MALE rappers –both “Middle Eastern” –one of the two Israeli. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my new Band with Virgin Records or with Bertelsman , or with Sony. (No EMI, No Universal and No Interscope, No to Dr. Dre, and No to Eminem, and No to Rihanna and No to Beyoncé and No to Jay-Z). Of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, still have my “Dancer Centre MyWay” ballet company from KIEV….
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William Ashby Knights Chain Mail

above, “chain mail” belonging to Sir William Ashby
…. KNIGHT

National Portrait Gallery honors Robin Williams

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY IN WASHINGTON DC…PAYS TRIBUTE TO ROBIN WILLIAMS….

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above, china cabinet belonging to my Brother James (in my brother’s Cherry Hills N J home) on display you can see the Mikasa fine bone china, the crystal stemware and the STERLING SILVER PLATTERS.

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THE SHARK: above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Brother (James) in his home, in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time …

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time. My Mother is wearing her favorite color as you can see (GOLD).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RELATIVES: EVERY summer my Mother Erma/Irma (standing behind us all wearing the blue dress) would take us on “vacation”. First it was to Colorado. Then in later years Mother would vacation “annually” in New Jersey, in New York City (The Hamptons), in St. Louis and at the annual “Family Reunions”). Pictured above, starting at left is the little boy: He is an adult now and he was awarded a “commendation” by FBI Director Robert Mueller for exceptional police work (his office is in the J.Edgar Hoover Building in Washington DC); and he–the little boy–now has a son (Miguel) who is a Grammy Nominated musician, both he and his son (Miguel) reside in the “wealthy community” of Roswell Georgia. Next to him (in the yellow dress) is a “country club debutante Democrat” whose “sorority sister” wrote and published a “photo book” about President Obama’s 2009 “presidential campaigne”; Next to her (in the black & white check dress–with the “Harlequin” collar) is myself (Renee Ashley Baker); notice how everybody is looking forward except me I’m looking “askance” (with my astigmatism) at the “height”…. we’re all standing atop Royal Gorge Bridge….! My Mother (Erma/Irma) bought the “Harlequin” dresses at Stix, Baer Fuller or Famous & Barr in St. Louis….

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The Funniest Movie I Ever Saw….”THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP”

Robin Williams in The World According To Garp

GOOD-BYE ROBIN…

Robin Williams 2

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Shark Week

sHARK

iT’S “Shark Week” Again on the Discovery Channel….8/7 central time….

“Be Careful What You Fish For”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, had one brother (James). I loved my Brother and he loved me. My brother (James) also loved our Mother (Erma/Irma). My Brother (James) loved New York City (he ran a department for the city of New York after he retired 28 years from the U.S. Air Force) and he (my brother James) loved Cherry Hills New Jersey!

Below…Moore about James

Brother Wireless Color Desk Top Scanner (with Web Connectivity). Also below “pearls” that my Mother (Erma/Irma) would have loved (the “gold ones”); my Mother (Erma/Irma) loved and wore 24kt gold jewelry. Both Mother and I owned “real pearl rings and earrings” that came from Tokyo Japan (probably Mikimoto)that were purchased for us by my brother James (when he was stationed in Japan)…..Also below, The Mellon House (Bunny and Paul Mellon’s Fifth Avenue apartment now for sale at Sotheby’s Real Estate. Asking Price: $40 Million Dollars)….Also below the New York City (Fifth Avenue) apartment where Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived in New York, my brother (James) owned an apartment on Fifth Avenue that was about a block away from Jackie O’s. He (my brother) would tell me about how he would often see Jackie Onassis walking to and from HER Fifth Avenue apartment….

Brother Color Wireless Document Scanner at FoxxSales com

I Love Cherry HIll

Assael 3

Assael 2

Assael jewelry

The Mellon House Fifth Avenue

1035 Fifth Avenue apartment of Jackie Kennedy

Jackie Kennedy 2 1040 fifth avenue

SO ….

YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT “THE GOVERNMENT” ????

REQUIRED READING FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND…

Little Nellie James Bond

Within Arms Length by Dan Emmett

“Within Arms Length” by Dan Emmett (U.S. Secret Service)

Good Hunting by Jack Devine CIA

“Good Hunting” by Jack DeVine (C.I.A.)

Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell

“Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell (Decorated Navy Seal)

and REQUIRED FRAGRANCE FOR MEN…
Andy Warhol Bond 9 by Hermes

Andy Warhol Bond 9 For Men by Hermes

and REQUIRED FOR TRAVELING MEN…

THE WORD’S BEST LUGGAGE TRACKERS….

STICKNFIND….

Stick N Find

OR…

BIKN

Bikn luggage tracker

and if you NEED BRASS TAGS ? TRY ENGRAVED ONES BY NAPTAGS

Engraved luggage tags by NapTags

NOW….

FOR HIM AND FOR HER….

ESSENTIALS FOR HER…..

OLD LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Graffitti Bag in Army Green, Pink and Orange)

Louis Vuitton army green

NEW LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Final handbags for Louis Vuitton ….)

“The Goddess Hera’s Feathers”….
….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to take one of these “feathered bags” with me to Paris France….

Marc Jacobs final bags for Louis Vuitton

Marc Jacobs

RETIRING this year, from Louis Vuitton is designer Marc Jacobs….Below Marc’s apartment on the Champs de MARS in Paris France….

Marc Jacobs apartment on the Champ de Mars

Moore Louis Vuitton Wardrobe Below: Cost $50,000

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, called the Louis Vuitton store, because I want one of these “LV Wardrobes” to take with me to Paris France….I was told that it takes six months to get one….!!!)

Louis Vuitton wardrobe monogram

Articles de voyage tote by Marc Jacobs for LV

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to Paris France” to date 52 Men a Year (My MEN must be Caucasian/Jewish, No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness)….And….I, Renee Ashley Baker, also hope to launch Erma French Perfume and Design (with The Wertheimers—hopefully?????)….Below….Something for Renee to wear at The Captains Table (on the Queen Mary 2)….

THE CHANEL COUTURE EYE….

Chanel Couture eye

Chanel headress 2014

Karl Lagerfeld
NOW…

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to hire nor work for Meryl Streep. Also still NO to Angelina Jolie, and NO to Julia Roberts, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, No to Chris Brown and No to Rihanna, and No to Beyonce, and No to Oprah. Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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tHIEF

BECAUSE DENVER/ENGLEWOOD KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL FOR DR. DRE, STEAL FOR EMINEM, STEAL FOR JILL SCOTT, I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HAVE POSTED A STATEMENT (click link below):
http://www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

iT’s The Weekend! …..New York Society…That New York Social Season 2013…Renee is Leaving! New York To Paris France….(NO TO SHOWBUSINESS, NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY….NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO BEYONCE)

August 5, 2014

Rendez Vous Celestial Watch

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to try to say this “tactfully”….I am aware of Denver/Englewood’s trying to “manipulate and maneuver” the “Star Machinery”. Trying to get my face out of “Leading Lady roles”….However, (surprise) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am Not, NOT FOR HIRE. I, Renee Ashley Baker, as Executive Producer have my “own projects” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to “cast who I want to”. So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying the house pictured above” using a “Mortgage” from the Rothschild Bank (and using an “out of court settlement”).

Rothschild Bank logo

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:

http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NEW YORK SOCIETY IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SOCIETY….

AD100 Four Seasons Pool Room

AD100 party decorated by Bronson van Wyck

Hunt Slonem Margaret Russell

Linda Fargo Iris Apfel Errol Rappaport

Margaret Russell and Alan Cumming

Martin Finio and Taryn Christoff

Robin Standefer and Stephen Alesch

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Toshiko Mori and Samuel Cochran

Stephen Werther and Ilse Werther

Stephen Shadley Alexa Hampton Clifford Harvard Emily Grady

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Alan Cumming selfie

Margaret Russell and Bronson Van Wyck

all photos above (indluding the “Selfie” by Alan cummings) were taken at NEW YORK’S FOUR SEASONS HOTEL….

and in 2012….

the AD100 Party was held at New York’s fabulous Guggenheim Museum (view below)

AD100 party 2012 Guggenheim

WHAT’S NEXT?

I, RENEE ASLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” AND TO LAUNCH MY MEN’S COLOGNE….

WHAT SHAPE BOTTLE?

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BY VICTOR (SHAPED LIKE A GRENADE?)

Victor Rolf

OR….MAYBE?

Avon Mallard

Avon Wild County

Mens Cologne flash drive

Stetson For Men

Mens Cologne by Clive Christian

Chanel Mens Cologne

This Chanel ad (for Men’s Cologne) is FABULOUS…(AB FAB !)

Now…Check Out NY Fashion Week (ON KICKSTARTER !)

kickstarter

(BECAUSE THE “POOR SQUAWS” OF ENGLEWOOD KEEP TRYING TO “MAKE ME WORK WITH WOMEN WHEN I’M FOR “MEN ONLY” ….”F EM” OKAY? NO TO MERYL STREEP AND NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO THAT “DENVER/ENGLEWOOD/HOLLYWOOD MOVIE INDUSTRY” BECAUSE THEY LET A BUNCH OF “WOMEN” BREAK HOLLYWOOD….(!!! LOL)….SO STILL “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, REPEAT “MEN ONLY!”….I HATE CALIFORNIA….I’M LEAVING THE UNITED STATES AND I’LL BE ENTERING FRANCE’S FASHION WORLD…)

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW MY KICKSTARTER)

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