Chanel The Deal? (plus FACEBOOK/big photo “In My Opinion” is now on + Hello France, Congrats To Ashley’s Hubby + Read My Poem and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY)

I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)

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“Sentry Chanel”
Although the woman in this picture is probably “looking out for a Man”….I’ve named this picture “Sentry Chanel” because it reminds me of the time when I was a little girl (ages 2 or 3 or so) when I would spend hours sitting at the window sill staring out the window. (I had on the window sill my set of plastic plates with the pink roses on them and the plastic Tea Pot to match).

“Royal Purple Chanel”

TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….

NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….

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View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
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and….

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….

Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?

Indy 500 2012 Winner Dario Franchitti

Ashley and Hubby Dario

The Beautiful Actress Ashley Judd

and….

Renee Ashley Baker Would Like To Start The LeMans Grand Prix in Monaco

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To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….

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PLUS….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
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Click On Renee Below To View Videos….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)

plus

SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )

plus

“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….

(click on Snoopy to view video)

WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
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plus

SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”

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SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
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CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:

TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

The Power Of The Song…. (“Portrait Of A Lady 1919″)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (The Beautiful Mrs. A below) is the reason that Renee Ashley Baker is “granting” song publishing rights to Barbra Streisand’s Music Publishing Company….(I Believe It Is “Barbra Streisand Music” or “Alfred Music Publishing”?)

OPRAH WINFREY AND GALE/GAIL, AND MADONNA, AND THE JACKSON’S COMPANIES WILL NOT (NOT) OWN COPYRIGHTS TO ANY OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SONGS….(OPRAH WINFREY WILL NOT OWN COPYRIGHTS TO “LIFT UP MY UMBRELLA/WHITNEY’S SONG)”…. SO–NO TO OPRAH, NO TO GALE/GAIL, AND STILL NO TO MADONNA, AND NO TO THE JACKSON’S COMPANY…I ALREADY “PROMISED RIGHTS” TO BARBRA….

plus
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL WORK FOR “ERMA’S FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….(IN PARIS FRANCE)….

(now…scroll down for Mother’s Day 2012….)

Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980′s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

PLUS

“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960′s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960′s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

(SCROLL DOWN FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITES)

RENEE’S FAVORITES….plus shout out To Tiffany & Co, Sotheby’s, Ford Modeling, at&t, GM (plus Gotta A Rental House in The Hamptons?)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wet suit” ….A Ford Modeling Gig for Renee?

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite nail polish….HARD CANDY….

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TO HEAR MUSIC TO “SUNSHINE REMIX” CLICK ON MICROPHONE ABOVE….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to meet with the Chairman and/or President of Tiffany & Co (in New York) abut my designing (for Tiffany & Co) the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag….Which will sell for $3,000 – $10,000.

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Dear Sotheby’s Auction House: As previously stated, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “auctioning” 9 of my photographs to a European “art collector”. I’d like a “million dollar guarantee” (although I will sell/auction two other photographs for a minimum bid of $10,000 each).

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Dear Rental House Owners: Have you got a house in South Hampton or East Hampton that you can rent on “flexible terms”?

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Dear Ford Modeling Agency: As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “representing me” as a “spokes model” for AT&T, GM, Moet Champagne, Chanel, Jimmy Choo…..

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Yes, the New York MEN in Janis Spindel’s “rolodex” will be able to email, text message and phone Renee Ashley Baker. (I am seriously looking for a husband so I expect you “MEN” to be serious too….)

and here’s Renee….

(Scroll Down To View Videos Starring Renee)

Renee + Smith and Jones (and…. Hey–has anybody got a house in the Hamptons?)

BOYS, BOYS, WHAT’S DA MATTA ?

SMITH and JONES

SMITH and JONES

PLUS…..

TO VIEW RENEE ON VIDEO CLICK ON PHOTOS OF RENEE BELOW….

YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)

“Renee Ashley Baker + Jackie Smith” by Renee Ashley Baker

“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012

Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.

Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….

This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….

P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker

(NOW SCROLL DOWN AND VIEW A LEGEND ….)

Whitney: The Woman and Her Style (by Renee Ashley Baker)

HAIR….

I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” forgetting that Whitney wore it too (several years later) in her video and on her album cover….I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” when I was attending George Washington High School—but—I wore this hairstyle several other times (and several other places)….One of these times was in New York City….It was a Thanksgiving weekend and it rained ALL weekend.  Still, me (Renee Ashley Baker) the “club kid” had to go “disco–ing” ;  So–I headed out–at 10:30 pm to “Aria” (the club that took over for “Studio 54).  And, I actually asked the club owner–the CLUB OWNER HIMSELF!  (in person)  to put my name at the door that night.   I got in. I jumped up on stage and danced ALL NIGHT!   (The “who’s who” of  “New York society” was there….Princess Diane von Furstenberg, some famous actors and some celebrities….) What did I wear?   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wore the hairstyle Whitney is wearing above, I wore some black & white “drop” earrings,  and I wore a short, tight “white dress” (off the shoulder) with some white opaque stockings and black “suede” high heeled pumps (I’ve always been a “suede Queen”)….

Do  log onto my Facebook to view my “Whitney Tribute” and read my “challenge” to KC….

CLICK LINK TO FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

(NOW SCROLL DOWN BELOW FOR INFO ON MY NEWSLETTER )

 

 

 

New! eNewsletter! (Movers, Shakers and Comments That Sting) by Renee Ashley Baker

I’m NOW On Pinterest! At: http://pinterest.com/reneeashlybaker/pins/

YES–The post below will be my last “WordPress” post…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “launch” a Newsletter that–will be–FREE (“free” meaning absolutely NO COST) to subscribers…..

My new “eNewsletter” will be 100% owned (and published) by R.A. Baker Book Publishing….

My new “eNewsletter” is seeking both Interview Subjects and Advertisers. Businesses (such as Manufacturers, Retailers, and Book Publishers) can pay for an “advertisement/feature story”.

My “eNewsletter’s ” demographics?
In a word “COMFORTABLE”. Readers will be ages 40 to 100 and will be happily employed, happily self-employed or happily retired and–will have annual incomes of $100,000 TO $1,000,000.

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“CALL HER MISS HOUSTON”

It is not for me to judge a talent like Whitney Houston. Only to listen and enjoy her singing (I know the words to all her songs). My RELATIVE—the “Grammy Award Nominee” –actually got to work with Whitney Houston when he worked as engineer on one of her songs.
For Miguel’s Bio Click Link: http://www.artistdirect.com/artist/miguel-scott/4161066

no to Madonna and no to Meryl Streep, no to ICM,no to Gale Hurd, no to Gail Katz, no to Oprah Winfrey , no to Charlize Theron ….

now scroll down to view the song I wrote called “WHITNEY’S SONG”….

Yes….It was Whitney Houston (by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

                         

 

 

 

 

 

                                                    

 

 

 

Regarding “Lift Up My Umbrella”

     It was my mother  Erma/Irma   who was “singing gospel music” – in church – at the same time Cissy was singing “back up” with the “Sweet Inspirations”  for none other than Elvis Presley (WOW)…..So,   which   of    Whitney’s    kin   should   sing  my song “Lift up my Umbrella” (Whitney’s Song) …. ?    

I’ll  let  Clive Davis decide….

and….

and….

regarding Clemmie

(The Clemmie  who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building in Washington DC)….

 

1.  re: Clemmie’s Story

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, have NOT acquired the rights to Clemmie’s story–however– should it be “produced” I’d like a “Finder’s Agreement” (retroactive).   I also– would like Will Smith (at CAA) to produce.  (Clemmie told me he likes the work of  actor Mark Wahlberg….)

NOW 

NOW  AN   ENCORE…

Introducing  Miss  Whitney  Houston  ( 99 + 7 _ _)

“Wearing   A   Harris    Tweed   Coat“….

just click link to view:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0PiKdJ-n4&feature=related

 

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