ILona Makari and her husband were both awarded the “Knighthood Cross” from the President of Hungary. Previously, this royal honor had been bestowed upon Dr. William Teller (noted Hungarian-American physicist)….
VIEW VIDEO: “Lady In The Pantsuit” ? (click link below)
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
QUOTE: “Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts” –Kassandra Of Troy
(GIVE ME…BUY ME…BRING ME…SEND ME….)
No, I don’t have any children but–I “do” have a LOT OF NERVE. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the following, from the following:
I. Renee’s Movie Roles:
a. From MGM: I want to be a “Bond Girl” or a “Bond Villainess” (the story set in Europe)
b. From Disney: I want a role in “National Treasure” as a (?)
II. Renee’s Magazine Covers
c. 22 Magazine Covers: I’ll start with “22″ magazine covers (to promote my motion picture production) but I would like to end up with “500″ magazine covers over a period of the next 10 years.
d. “Architectural Digest and “Town & Country”: I want a “photo layout” of my $5.2 million dollar Washington DC “mansion” which–I am purchasing from Sotheby’s International Realty.
e. “Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog”: I want to be on the cover of the “Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog” (2009 or 2010).
III. Renee’s Freebies (aka ‘Product Placements’)
f. From: The Owner of Marilyn Monroe’s “million dollar” Dress. I want to wear “the dress” in Paris, France (for “photo layout” and for “an event in Paris France”).
g. Mercedes Benz Gull Winged Coupe
h. Estee Lauder’s “Creme de la Mer” (Value: $1,000 per jar)
i. Louis Vuitton “Patchwork Tribute Bag” (Value: $50,000)
j. Sony Corp of Japan “Liquid Flat Screen TV’s and Sony Vaio Computers”
k. From: The Owner of “The Christina” (the “Onassis” yacht). I want to lease the yacht for a “photo layout” and for “parties in Greece or parties on the French Riviera”.
IV. Renee’s Purchases (To cut to the head of the line to purchase):
l. Fendi Mink and Sable Coats 2008-2009 collections(Value $10,000 Mink-$181,000 Sable)
m. Hermes’ (Kelly Bag–Crocodile– Value $30,000 each)
n. Neiman Marcus Services: “NM Home Interior Design” and “NM Personal Shoppers”.
o. Jonathan Urla (Pilates/Yogalates Instructor to the Stars in Washington DC)
p. Kristy Le (Hillary Clinton’s Christophe manicurist in Washington DC)
q. Alexis Vogel, Cloutier, Celestine (Make up artists to the Stars in Washington DC)
r. Chanel and Princess Diane von Furstenberg (Couture Fittings)
s. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin (Couture shoe fittings)
t. Hill & Knowlton (Publicists to be hired for worldwide publicity).
V. Renee’s Exhibits
From “four” museums: Smithsonian Museum (DC), Museum of Modern Art (NYC), Guggenheim Museum (Las Vegas), and The Louvre (Paris). I want an “exhibit” (a showing) of my photography which–can be viewed on my “Flickr” page…. (Renee’s Photography On Flickr at:
www flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios
MOTHER GREECE….
Dateline–London–Christie’s To Sell Onassis Jewels
The jewels of Christina Onassis, daughter of Greek ship owner Aristotle Onassis (who as we remember was married to former First Lady Jackie Kennedy) will be auctioned off in London by Christies on June 11, 2008. The lots are expected to bring in more than 3 million pounds (thats $5.9 million U.S. dollars). The lots are “highlighted” by a pear shaped 38 carat, D-color, flawless diamond necklace (see pictured above)….
72.22 Carat Diamond (brings $10-13 million?)
On April 10, 2008 Sotheby’s (of Hong Kong ) auctioned what is probably one of the most expensive diamonds ever sold at auction. It is the above flawless, D-color, pear shaped diamond which is GIA graded. (And which is so large that it can fill a tablespoon).
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.
The Who and The Why: U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, Elizabeth Edwards, Lance Armstrong, Edward J. Benz, Hala Moddelmog, Steve Case and Greg Simon all went to Washington DC last week to help push through U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy’s congressional bill to “beat the war against cancer” by making it a “national priority”….
The When and The Where: On May 8, 2008, in 216 Hart Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill, the above prominent cancer survivors testified before the Senate Health Education Labor Pensions (HELP) Committee at a Congressional sponsored event called, “Cancer Challenges and Opportunities in the 21st Century”.
The What: “Live Strong Day” (International). To further this cause athlete cyclist Lance Armstrong will be out and about on Tuesday promoting his “Live Strong Day Foundation”. Says Lance, “The foundation is international so as to help us better understand how cancer is viewed in other countries”.
To learn more about it visit Lance’s website at: www livestrongblog.org
P.S. Is there a movie “in the works” about the life of cyclist champion Lance Armstrong? Well, we’re waiting…
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
Rose Elizabeth Fitzgerald Kennedy (aka Mrs. Joseph patrick Kennedy, aka Countess Rose Kennedy) holding Joe, Jr (circa 1918)….President John F. Kennedy, U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy….
HRH Princess Grace of Monaco (with Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie)
HRH Princess Diana (with young Prince William and young Prince Harry)
Best Mother’s Day gift for these “legendary mothers” ? Oscar Heymann’s Ruby (and Diamond) necklace (Cost: $320,000) or Oscar Heymann’s Emerald and Diamond bracelet (Cost: $10,000). And…. for a sleep “fit for a Queen” why not Leron’s Hand Embroidered Bed Linens. It takes an entire year to make–to complete–just one set of Leron’s bed linens. (Cost per set: $10,000)….
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars. U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will “remain” Renee Ashley Baker’s co-producer/consultant….
CAN YOU NAME “ALL” OF THE GLAMOROUS MOTHERS BELOW?
The best Mother’s Day gift for these gorgeous and glamorous moms? How about the 2009 Jaguar XF ? (To transport the lil ones). Cost: $56,000
ABOUT ADOPTION: Renee Ashley Baker would like to “adopt” children from Russian and Chinese orphanages….
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
(Maria is of Irish/German descent and is mother to Katherine Eunice, Christina Maria Aurelia, Patrick Arnold, and Christopher Sargeant)
Renee’s Aside: “Although I’m not going to California I’ve invited Governor Arnold and First Lady Maria to dinner at my home in Washington DC– I’m ordering more plates from Waterford”….
Maria and family attend the premiere of “Benchwarmers” ….
Mom’s House: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi
(Nancy is mother to The House)
Mom’s Right: Politican Pundit and Author Arianna Huffington
Diane Sawyer: Failure was not a possiblity…
(Mother to three step children)
Princess Diane von Furstenberg : Fear was not an option…
(Mother to Tatiana)
Ann Rice
(Mother to a “gay son”…Ann is also a “Gay Rights Activist”)
Joanne J.K. Rowling
(Mother to Harry Potter)
Bette Nesmith Graham….Inventor of Liquid Paper
(Helps mothers eveywhere “correct their mistakes” plus she’s mother to Mike Nesmith of “The Monkees”)
Julie Aigner Clark….Inventor of “Baby Einstein”
(Helps mothers eveywhere raise “smart babies”)
Sara Blakely….Inventor of Spanx Body Shapers
(Helps mothers eveywhere look “great”….)
The perfect Mother’s Day gift for these moms? Why Renee’s (I mean Fendi’s) Russian Sable Coat to wear to those late night soirees, galas, and benefits. The cost: $181,000
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “ouput deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
Did you know?….That, women count for 40% of the work force? That, thousands of corporations, around the world, now have “day care centers” on site? That, some 70 corporations around the U.S. now have “Baby at Work” programs? (Meaning, that mothers can actually take their babies to the office every day. However–you should consider the following before taking ‘your’ baby to ‘your’ office. Consider: the personality of your baby, the safety of your office and the cleanliness of your office….)
June Cleaver as “Mom in an apron”….
Mother’s Yellow Dress….
below: FOR MOTHER’S WITH THEIR OFFICES IN THEIR HOMES….
Atlas Platter at Tiffany & Co (For mother’s lunch break–Wonderbread for the Breadwinner!)
Vite Nelson Desk Clocks (by Design Public $340)
Limoges stamp box (at Victorian Trading Co)
Dransfield & Ross Crocodile Embossed Pencils ($27 for a box of 6)
Henry IV Convertible Baby High Chair by Sibi $1,350
Parmian (makers of the world’s most expensive office desks $6,000-$200,000)
and: FOR MOMS WHO HAVE THEIR OFFICES ”OUTSIDE THEIR HOME”…..
Chanel’s J12 Women’s Watch (so Mom can “stay on time”)
Chanel Denim (beautiful on moms and non moms alike)
Dane Beatrix Baby Bag/Stroller Bag $110
Nestt (World’s Best Baby Car Seat with “chick-in-the-egg” technology)
Mercedes Benz SLR (The “Goddess’s Gull Winged Wonder”)
WEBSITES FOR “WORKING MOMS”:
www momspace.com (the mom’s “myspace”)
www workitmom.com (the mom’s”facebook”)
www wowowow.com (the mom’s “site for advice from the famous”)
The above desk appointments sit on Renee Ashley Baker’s desk who is, alas, a “non-mom”. And….I will “place” the above Mercedes Benz in my motion picture “as a product placement” IF–Mercedes Benz of Germany gives me the car free of charge….Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SUPPORTS McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT….
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
Renee Ashley Baker’s Louis Vuitton Makeup Case (designed by Sharon Stone)
ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
Dear New Readers: I thought you’d like to know one “fact” about me –which is–I have never, never “been ignored”. At the age of 7 I was picked/selected to perform “solos” on stage (in front of an audience and under a spotlight). In grade school I was picked/selected to “student government”, to “honor guard”, to State “square dancing” competitions, and to “drama club”. In college, I was “invited” to pledge to a “rich girl sorority” (However I declined to concentrate on “drama/acting classes”). And now–I will “Executive Produce” my first motion picture for worldwide theatrical release (NO tv shows– just this motion picture only. And, No to NBC/Universal and No to Warner Bros. I’m with Disney motion picture distribution–exclusively). I don’t know the meaning of the word “ignore”–so look out! My life’s motto (because I’m from St. Louis Missouri) has always been: “I’ll SHOW YOU BETTER THAN I CAN TELL YOU….”.
ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ( THE BLOG )
Dear New Readers: Here’s the chance to ‘catch up” on some of my past blog posts that you’ve “missed”. For the next 8 days select from the “catgories” (at right) or select from the “suggested celebrities” (below). I will resume posting on May 1, 2008….
P.S. Once a month I will be writing a “special” column titled, “Stuff White People Don’t Need”….Look for it….
Very truly yours, Renee Ashley Baker
Archive Day 1: Val Kilmer or ____
Archive Day 2: Cate Blanchett or ____
Archive Day 3: Joan Collins or ____
Archive Day 4: Tom Cruise or____
Archive Day 5: Mel Gibson or ____
Archive Day 6: Richard Gere or____
Archive Day 7: Princess Diana or ____
Archive Day 8: Hillary Clinton or____
Archive Day 9: Renee Ashley Baker
Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….
Renee’s Aside: “Thank You Disney! Now–view Archives Day 1– Day 9″ (above)
Britain’s Prince William landed a Royal Air Force helicopter in the garden of his girlfriend Kate Middleton’s family home but the British Defence Ministry defended the young Prince’s actions saying, “These highly honed skills are used daily in conflict zones such as Iraq and Afghanistan”….
(Renee’s Aside: “The big whigs give thumbs up on ‘whirly-bird-wheely-poppin!’”)
