(Mummy’s White Christmas Tree and Renee’s Sterling Silver Menorah)
click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) above to visit The Erma Foundation
Renee Ashley Baker
As I’ve stated previously my Mother (Erma/Irma) had me –gave birth to me–at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri; that is, Barnes Jewish Hospital). My Mother Erma/Irma (aka Mommy) raised me in her mini-mansion, paid for my ballet lessons, kept steak on the stove, and became rich (with a $250,000 credit line in her bank account). But, have I talked about how every Christmas (in St. Louis) my Mother (Erma/Irma) would take me downtown to “delight” in the department store window dressings (Santa, Frosty, Rudolph) which were all featured prominently in windows at Mommy’s favorite stores (namely Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous & Barr). The “traditon” of viewing window displays at Christmas was big in St. Louis and St. Louis people filled the “winter” streets at night starting at Thanksgiving and on through Christmas Eve. Of course, the “big show” was always the “winter wonderland” put on every year at Famous & Barr where Santa sat taking “middle class/bourgeoisie” children on his lap while pretending to write down their “wishes” on his SANTA LIST…..
My Mother, Erma/Irma, above is wearing a “real diamond pendant” and she loved wearing her “diamond broochs”; (Above, is, Tiffany & Co’s Diamond and Tanzite Handbag Brooch)
HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT ?
ON THE BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO…
Barbra Streisand “The Classic Christmas Album”
Neil Diamond “The Classic Christmas Album”
Josh Groban “NOEL”
AT HOME (AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO PERHAPS ?)
“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” starring SANTA (aka Father Noel aka St. Nick) and Pia Z (Zadora)
Dance (The Spectacular)
The Great Moscow Ballet’s “Nutcracker Suite !”
Ice Skating (The Dazzle)
Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After
Movies (The History)
“Saving Mr. Banks”
(starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson)
“The Book Thief”
FOR THE GOOD-BYES
“Good-Bye From Renee Ashley Baker”
President Nelson Mandela
Astronaut Scott Carpenter
Military Thriller Writer Tom Clancy
Pierce Brosnan’s daughter Charlotte
MUCH CONTINUED LOVE TO Pierce Brosnan (aka JAMES) from Renee Ashley Baker
THREE WISHES FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
WISH #1: A MAN (A HUSBAND !)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, want matchmaker Janis Spindel to “find me a MAN!” (aKa LOVER AND FRIEND)….My MAN has to be Caucasian/Jewish, 60 years of age, and a Millionaire or Billionaire.
WISH #2: Chanel
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run a “perfume and design company” (Erma French Perfume and Design) which would be 70% owned by The Wertheimers).
WISH #3: Winning my lawsuit
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to win my lawsuit for $150 Million (or maybe settle “out of court” for $35 Million to $50 Million Dollars). I’ll use my “out of court settlement” to purchase (to build) my house in East Hampton.
A Great Gift ? How About A Replica 1933 Mickey Mouse Watch (at Bradford Exchange)
re: DISNEY !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, possibly, if I am “recovered” sign an “Exclusive 7 Year Contract” with Disney/ABC to: Executive Produce and Judge a “Game Show” (to be broadcast and syndicated by ABC Network; Executive Produce and Star In two motion pictures for Disney (“Sister Act” and “D”); and possibly a “jet set luxury travel tv show” starring Renee Ashley Baker. And…Disney will get the song “Danger” by Renee Ashley Baker. Hopefully, CAA and Martin Erlichman will REP Renee Ashley Baker (No to Warner Bros and No to Universal/MCA and No to ICM)..
TO THE FOOD….
Did You Know ?
HAVE RAISINS WILL TRAVEL?
Thanks to their portability raisins have provided energy to famous explorers for centuries: For Example, Christopher Columbus on his 1492 journey to the New World; Robert E Perry on his trip to the North Pole in 1909, and the late astronaut Scott Carpenter in 1962.
THE BELUGA !
(For Caviar Blinnis, Caviar Devil Eggs, and Caviar Omelets)
THE SURF AND TURF (BY PFAELZER)
RENEE’S FAVORITE HAAGEN DAZ “PISTACHIO” !
BRENT’S CHARDONNAY PEANUT BRITTLE
MILLE CREPES ! BY LADY M CONFECTIONS
GIVE A “FOODIE” TYPE GIFT…MAYBE CREME BRULEE ?
THE DRINKS? LET’S START WITH RENEE’S FAVORITE
IT’S CHAMPAGNE !
WINE IN MIND? TRY ROTHSCHILD…
NEED “ALCOHOL FREE WINE” ?
A GIFT OF LUCK….AND CREAM ?
OR MAYBE GIVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE (ER…. A TEA POT ?)
Mariage Freres Aladin Tea Pot and Tea…
NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILIES & FRIENDS
U.S. Senator Julian Bond & Family
I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Julian Bond was a “family friend” (Julian Bond’s first cousin was a friend of my brother James)
Actress/Singer Tina Turner & Family
I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Tina Turner was with my Mother (Erma/Irma Ashley) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) when they brought me home from Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker, was all of “one day old”….
Princess Lee Radziwill & Family
(“Happy Holidays Princess Lee!”)
Caroline Kennedy & Family
HRH William, HRH Kate & Family (aka HRH Baby Louie)
Katie Holmes & Family (aka Suri aka Rose)
Cate Blanchett (& ACTING !)….
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO RENEE’S MEDIA
(INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO….)
Aileen Mehle (aka SUZY)
Patrick McMullen (Society Columnist)
Anna Wintour(Vogue Magazine)
Glenda Bailey(Harper’s Bazaar Magazine)
Margaret Russell(Architectural Digest Magazine)
Jay Fielden(Town & Country)
Graydon Carter(Vanity Fair Magazine)
Edward Nardoza (WWD)
Mort Zuckerman(U.S. News and World Report Magazine)
Michael Bloomberg(Bloomberg News Magazine)
The New York Times
The Washington Post
Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Photographer
Namely Steven Meisel
(Maybe Steven Meisel will photograph a coffee table book for “The Erma Foundation”….)
THIS CHRISTMAS WHY NOT SAVE THE TIGER?
Currently fewer than 4000 Tigers remain in the wild. CEO Sylvie Chantecaille created the Bengal Palette, a special-edition compact where 5% of the proceeds go toward “saving the tiger” from extinction. Below “Eye of the White Tiger” compact. Sold at Nordstrom.
“FIVE GOLDEN RINGS” (ABOVE) AND FIVE GOLDEN GIFTS FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY CATALOG 2013″
$2995 ULTIMATE WHITE
(Cashmere and Fox Fur )
$11,000 ULTIMATE SPINNING
(The Soul Cycle)
$344,500 ULTIMATE DRIVING
(The Aston Martin Vanquish Volante)
THE CAR FOR JAMES!
$1.5 Million ULTIMATE VIEWING
(POP UP TV…IT COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND)
$1.85 ULTIMATE DIAMOND
(RENEE’S Diamonds “Are” Forever….Purchaser gets a 25 carat diamond to “cut and polish” then its on to London where purchaser will visit the Crown Jewels inside the Tower of London)
“Diamonds Are Forever” (1956 ?)
AND….I SHALL NOT FORGET…..
Mark Zuckerberg & Family (aka Priscilla)
Tom Cruise & Family (aka Connor)
Mel Gibson & Family (aka Lucia)
Kate Hudson & Family
(with Bellamy and Bingham in Black)
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT !”
“MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY”
(“SHE’S SUCH A DOLL!”)
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